₦airaland Forum

debonairprinx:
Loool. An innocent mind.

So innocent

Aw will it improve governance in d country?

Congratufuckinlations to her.

Most of dese Nigerian politicians are clowns

Fresh

I remember dis one... My first crush, i was in primary 5 den. Walked up to dis little lady & told her "will u marry me?"

What's d meaning of coy?

Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

Look b4 u leap, in a perfect world, it's no biggie but u know dis is Nigeria.

U ve got to be smart. Dis is Lagos.

Dis is no biggie @OP..no be bag of cement dem carry na.

Kk. Next!

APC or PDP. Dey all have one thing in common. Den of thieves & armed robbers.

Yes! Keshi is still d man for d job.

Ur papa hauz

obiZEAL:
The bullets wasted on unijos student today alone are enough to take out inhabitants of sambisa!!!
and they want us to leave the hostel
To were now....

kaycid77:
Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut

u are d bigger mumu. Say no to Tribalism on NL.

Nigeria celebrities with deir fake lives.

sexybash:
keep quiet. And then
Have a conversation my husband does not know how to have a conversation
He pick a statement in the conversation and start to hammer on it


Some peeps don't know the difference between silent treatment and keeping quite
Me if you give me silent treatment I swear you go turn LOT THE PILLAR OF SALT :-o

lol

benromeo39:
I have been been facing this problem of indecision for a while.

The s4 beats the z30 in all ramifications, and due to the drastic fall in price of the s4, they are now around the same price.

Also the z30 has a cheaper data sub( glo 3 gig for 1k), I need advice on which to pick.

Please share your views, thank you.

A no-brainer this one. S4 all d way!

I heard it will take a month or so, make dem no just spoil my xmas.

alhabeeb:
meh.., it was really frustrating oo. Wen shld we be expecting the result sef.

What am trying to say is, dere is no quick fix in football, Stephen Keshi won d nation cup just a year plus ago, den he was D next Fergie, after that, things went south, now everyone is calling for his head. Every football coach has deir rough time, Fergie had his, even D special One, Jose Mourinho. see Liverpool Brendan Rogers For example... His Liverpool team is shyt ryt now, does dat make him a mediocre D mind of d average Nigerian fan bothers me... So fickle

Chanchit:
Oga! Sir Alex was ontop of his game, and did you forget that he retired? When a team is producing poor results, then its time for the coach to move on, I dnt knw how its so hard for some people to bow out honourably, though, there no more time for honourability for Nkeshi now, even if he takes a walk now, we go still swear for am.

Waoh, dis is a new one, if O level results do expire, i guess mine expired a long time ago.

Nigeria i hail thee.

Pastor, u just nailed it, Preach!

No way. Sacking a coach is not d quick fix. If u doubt it, take Manchester United as a case study. Is Man Utd better dan dey were last season Even afta spending £152million. And by d way. Am a Man United fan. Truth is bitter.

Chanchit:
So in other words they should leave you ba? Thunder weh go fire you dey recieve touchline instruction from God.

Badoski!

taiwolusol:
We dey get rank oo

When you stay too long in the job market, you migrate from a job seeker to a job searcher

From a job searcher, you start job hunting(job hunter)

They are three different stages bro

Job Hunter>Job Searcher> Job Seeker

I luv ur spirit...we will get dere someday

taiwolusol:
Oh I see

CoCoLav, but you know you shouldn't be on this thread. Don't you?

Abet, give room for we the more experienced job searhers.
You can come back after 3 months

so job searchers dey get rank?

Ook. Noted. Next!

Pastor said if d rules ain't bent, don't bend 'em.

Funbact all d way. Skinneal will bleach ur face & make u d next Barry Whyte.

Boring Preacher & in most cases, na d devil dey blow AC for deir eyes.

So dat God can enter?? na d pastor wan do d entry... D mumu among dem too go open am o.