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glamour4000:
pls any1 hia got any update about geology dept

She sold her soul a long time ago... D question ryt now is aw much 4 ur soul

HARDDON:
I want to call u 24times a day until u get fed up n change d line because I DONT HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME.


or

Wano consult the oracle with it to check if u wud be worth my while

What should be d response to "what do you want to do with my number?"

Aw is it a boring routine Christmas time is still my best time of d year, i look forward to it religiously....

If ur body is ur laptop, pls let me be d touch pad.

Where is my name?

Ooh... Dustbin wud av been appropriate... Pot calling Kettle black

Sarcasm is all i av left

Yes. I reject it too.... But u know... Our opinion counts for little Mr Koro so i accept it

Dey wrestle not against flesh and blood...but spiritual powers i.e Boko haram

Congratufuckinlations... Oya go chop d one wey ur husband "opolo eyes" chop remain.


But pls help me tell Tinubu say Opolo eyes no be open eye o.

My $1.

We are United!

No madness in me @OP...am a good husband material. ladies grab ur yards now.... 12yards left, in case u don't know.

Are u agege bread dat we are toasting u??

Orisirisi.

So OBJ can write? hehehe.

Yes na. Been rocking it for months now... Fresh!

Daluuzor:
Lol, welcome to Osasogie, you are damn lucky it wasn't the good old days of the great Ninger (one man squard). the guy for dash u one bullet for yansh. Lol
Uniben 2011

Dat dude na real sycho. One man squad...

I av neva been involved in one & i don't pray to.... Its been God all along. Psalm 124 vs 1-8...my favourite bible passage.

snakie86:
If yours was funny then mine was like a film........



This happened while I was serving in Kano. I boarded a night bus from Ido during one of my trip back to Kano. Everything was going on smoothly until we got to Kaduna around 6am in the morning. We rested a bit at kaduna park after which we continued our journey around 6:30. We never knew some robbers had joined us in the bus. moreover the motor boys as they call them wanted to do shua-shua to make some money from kaduna to kano.....After a while, we realized the bus was not moving fast and 4 guys stood up.....one each at the entrance and back door and two in the middle of the bus....................The one in the middle said
Robber: (quoting some words) Good morning ladies and gentlemen........hope we are enjoying the trip so far

"we all thought maybe he wanted to make an announcement and people didn't concentrate"

Robber: You see, its been a wonderful journey so far and I guess some of us are tired already. in other not to bother you much with my story, I will be passing a bag around now and all I just require from you is your phone, wrist watch, money and your wallet.

"Everybody was like whats this one saying"

Before we raised up our head, the two guys at the entrance of the door brought out their guns.....confirmed AK47. then we all realized we are in for something.

Robber: Please, I will be coming to you one after the other. We are not here to hurt anyone, all we need is your maximum cooperation.

Then they brought out a big Ghana must go, went to the front and back, started collecting offering from people. The most interesting part of it is, anytime they get to your sit. They will say
Robber: Good Morning Sir, can you pls stand on your feet sir, Your phone sir, wrist watch....can I see your pocket pls? bring out your wallet,lemme have all the money there...Pls drop them in the bag sir.......(he will then search all over the persons body to see if the person is hiding anytyn.).....Thank You so much for your patronage sir.

One started from the front while the other started from behind. We were all scared at the initial stage but it got to a stage that since we knew the protocol, u just stand up when it your turn and started dropping everytyn you have for them. It got to my turn too and after dropping the 5k in my wallet, he asked if that's all I have and I told him am a corps member. He returned 1k back to me and he did same to some corps members in the bus.

After they collected all the money and their Ghana must go filled up...they brought out a bundle of N200 note and started distributing it to every one of us.

Robber: We thank you so much for your cooperation and we are so sorry for any delay or inconveniences we might have caused you. Pls accept our sympathy and apology. We believe the N200 should help you get to a nearest ATM once you come down from the bus. If you feel you have any complain or feedback, you can contact us on 080..........


They opened the door and jump down...we never knew their car was following us all this while. the car moved beside our bus and they entered, then zoomed off..................The robbery was like a film as most of us was wondering if we were actually dreaming or in a movie.


Robbery with excellent customer service delivery

Waoh. Like for real?

Begging d question.... What's d way forward for dis country

We need to shun all dese partisan politics & unite against this scourge.

And i hope i wake up one day & realise it was all a bad nightmare.... Dis shyt.

God i don't want much.... I only need a horse, a porsche & a roof & an assortment of torches to scare intruders... If u doubt me, ask Oscar pistorius


And yes i need a good wife material.

Senseless slowpoke

mencade4:
may God forgive you too for using his name to deceive others yet u keep mentioning his name. You and your likes.



Abeg make u no disturb me oooo

May God forgive u for u don't know d meaning of what u just said.

mencade4:
go suck shhhit......maggot.

Hmmmm. Stale plum

mencade4:
them no born u well make u leave that keke till the next day for there.


anoda name for loser is buhari.


E.g.

1. You are a buhari.
2. All buharis shall have consolation prizes.
3. I have buhari my handset.
4. Chelsea buhari their match to newcastle today.
5. Jose mourihno has been buhari-ing to alan pardew in newcastle's stadium.
6. I dont want to buhari my girlfriend to another guy. I love her so much.
7. Someone buhari is book. Buhari but found, careless owner.
8. He buhari is manager in a car accident.

Hmmmm. I posted a comment den mr Bot made meals off it.. .

Thanks... Now i know

valinda:
d guy that sells iron beans

who is korede

Jamean:
Rather unfortunately, I have a close friend in this case right now. I've tried talking to her about it, but she's head over heels in love,and already giving the guy some nudges.

No matter how financially stable some men may even be, they won't still be ready to marry till a certain age. So ladies why not just stay single and live well till it's high-time. Many failed relationships leave scars.

I quoted a guy and told him I'm 22, and won't start any affair even with a 23yr old guy (infact 25 sef), 'cause I have a perspective & time view for marriage.

People should learn to face reality and avoid unnecessary delay.

lol..it is d truth tho

Stale plum.... Next!

Why is everyone blaming d man here Abeg do ur duties as a wife & let us have some peace here o. U are d real sadist, not ur hubby.