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Ekakamba:
Just imagine being employed by a 'One man firm' with good reputation; earning good salary with awesome bonuses.

One morning, you got fired and someone got an appointment to fill your position.

Will you accept that rejection easily?

I know I shouldn't be asking this since its a deviation from the topic but you just said something that pricked my curiosity.
Do 'one man firms' pay well? I'm on 3 months probation for a general contractor as a project supervisor and I've been wondering whether it's worth it, since I turned down a regular job in plastics recycling. We are yet to negotiate terms.

buygala:
Hustle oooo......Make ur pikin no dey cram this kind thread before Job interview. ..

How I expect my kids to speak at interviews..

My kid: Hello, I am Kolade buygala..I ....

Interviewer: Are you Otunba Adebo Buygala's son?

My kid: ermmm.....yes ....is there a problem Sir?

Interviewer: ahhh.....noooo..we have been expecting you Sir....the Manager will attend to you immediately and show you your office...

Lol
No be lie

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I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

UPDATE !!!!! :

OP is making progress !!, I can't wait to chop naming ceremony rice

Damn; this guy is a pro.

hisexcellency34:
Total lockdown koo.. see guys playing football on my street

Hmmmmmm; that's so daring from them.

stanisbaratheon:
Okay o

The way this transcript circulated so fast like wildfire is shocking. One would think it was shared before the speech even took place.



Paragraph 7 of that transcript got me thinking.

"As of today, COVID-19 has no cure. Scientists around the world are working very hard to develop a vaccine."

So the government don't even rate our own scientists. What a shame.

This is what happens when you don't fund research in high institutions, you will continue to wait for other nations to develop what to use. Consumer country.

When you say "scientists around the world " it means it's global; ...it's actually a general statement which could include Nigeria as well.
I agree with you on the last statement though... In Nigeria, vibrant minds are just wasting away; it's so disgusting.

Bossontop:
Coro coro be waiting for politicians like......

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Lol

I've been wondering �
Does this also apply to the red lag buses? Those buses are something else; standing passengers are always more than the seated ones. I've been observing them from my window in Ebute metta ever since COVID 19 got to Nigeria and they still haven't changed a bit. There are times when the space between seats (that's space for standing passengers) would be filled up completely but the bus would still be stopping at bus stops to pick more.
In my opinion, it would be nice if the bus service can drop a number to call or create a platform where cases of overloading can be reported...or better still LASTMA or police Officials should be given the power to stop any bus that goes against the rule.

jayson87:
Our neighbors Benin Rep. Is quarantining anybody for 14days that comes into the country, even through land borders. That's how serious countries respond to an impending danger and pandemic. Self isolation is a deceit and a. Fast. Way to spread the Virus. Quarantine anybody that comes into the country for 14days.
Hope we heard 748 persons died in 1 day in Italy from this virus. We have to take strict measures in checkmating the COVID-19 pandemic

So true.
Because even if I isolate myself, I might not be able to stay away from my family. when it comes to family there is always that weakness you know. Family members would still welcome you back home and definitely give you that big welcome hug... Which is dangerous.
Quarantine is the best option if you fail to close the borders.
It's my opinion though.

A country sitting on Gold, uranium, iron/steel and other precious metals and valuables yet mourning over drop in price of crude... I don't think God would forgive Nigerians on judgement day. How could you be blessed with almost everything but still live a lifestyle of someone who lacks everything? It's an insult to creation.

Lifestone:
We were promised exchange rate of $1.00/N1.00
This is scam!

...and you believed that? �
When it comes to currency, there is no magic attached. The country with bargaining chip would always have an upper hand.

zacckid23:
Lol bro.... That is what it is exactly abusing it... Is what they are doing.... Although different confirm researchers had done research on chloroquine and it was proved to be effective on (conditions).....
The conditions was what Nigerians didn't inquire about....
1) only patient tested positive can use it...
It was discovered to be effective to reducing the viral load on patient that test positive because of the presence of anti-viral component in the antimalaria drug..
But it is found to be over 85% effective when administered to corona positive patient at the point of infestation(period after infection)of the virus, also if its used before its virus development into incubation period.... It is 85% effective to reducing the viral load of corona virus...
2) As some people will not show themselves to be tested on time,they might have been passing through their incubation period before revealing themselves. But if its used during or after the incubation period its about 65% effective in reducing the viral load.... And tends to increase survival.... Studies from Chinese,Japan and Vietnam researches shows that...
3) Another mostly important thing is the dosing.... You know if correct doses are not used for an ailment it won't bring desired result. According to German researchers.... They prescribe 600mcg dose per day... For treatment of those infected with the virus.... How do you get 600mcg.... I will explain how the choloquine poison come from...... 1 tablet of chloroquine is 250mg.... milligram(mg) is greater than micrograms(mcg).. mg =1000mcg... Now taking 1 tablet is more than over those... Became it contains 1000x250mg= 250,000mcg when required to take 600mcg per day(only for infected patient with corona).... And when you have no corona or malaria and you take it.... It causes poison because there is no disease to fight... It only damages your body...(its not advicable to take if you have no malaria or corona..) The dose for malaria is different.... Because its for malaria.... You can take 1/2 tablet for malaria... Although its hitch.... But for corona. The dose is 600mcg.... Out of 250,000mg in 1 tablet... Equivalent to 0.0024 mcg out of 1 quantity of choloquine tablet... So approximately... If only 1 chroquine tablet is grinded to its powered form. You can use the powered form of only 1 tablet for more than 20 day... That's the calculation is approximately around that calculation of 0.0024mcg daily out of 1 quantity of tablet.... So with that you realise that only 2 single tablet is required for the therapy which will last you 40day... If 1is grinded and taken for 20days and the second grinded and taken for another 20days.....


Imagine Nigerians now taking about 3 whole tablet in a day without testing positive to corona virus.....

Instead of the long calculation, why not simply divide 250000mcg by 600mcg since 1mg =1000mcg?
That would give you 416.66666667.

That means to make it easy for people taking it to stick to the right dosage, they can dissolve the powder in a bottle of known volume; then use a small container of known volume to take it any time they want to take it. Because leaving it in powdered form makes it difficult to measure if you want to get the exact dosage especially considering the fact that the quantity is too small; just imagine dividing one tablet of chloroquine in powdered form into 416 equal parts and you know how difficult it is.

Chai.
Naija why na?

Etizz:
Lol......egusi soup and she was crying.....what if she eats Yoruba stew?



She go die be DAT oh...

Yoruba stew... Hmmmmmm

It's confirmed...Igalo is a 'Red'.
It might not be what most fans wanted but at least man Utd now have another option in attack
Again, Martial in my opinion performs better on the left wing which means united can play martial and Igalo at the same time... And with Bruno and James running at defenders, Igalo might just clear our doubt.

It's confirmed.
It might not be what most fans wanted but at least man Utd now have another option in attack.
...and with Bruno and James running at defenders, Igalo might just clear our doubt.

LesbianBoy:
Lalasticlala it is official. Edit the the header. It's not "set to sign"......he has signed already

Are you serious?
Wow

bukatyne:
It is so funny you think a virgin would put up with a poor sex performance.

You better up your game.

So after a lady keeps herself for marriage, you think she deserves poor sex all the rest of her life.

Imagine such selfishness.

Hmmmmmm

[quote author=perry247 post=86091438]Virgins are out is stock


Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmm...why always Benue?

I met a girl in Lagos back in 2012; we had a quick one and in the course of doing it, the next Thing she asked me was " are you a Tiv guy? " I asked her how she was able to guess correctly and she said it's based on "the workings ".�
She went ahead to tell me about her relationship with a Benue guy in the past..

Ustec:
Why won't she like to experience all the xcapade you always tell her
I guess the big strong sweet dick part got her hooked

You are right; I'm sure she must have discussed (with her mother) her husband's prowess in bed.
The Mama sef wan go test am see then got blown away.

kalan:
Hello Smug4real,

For Msc Mech Engr all you need is 2:2 in any of the mechanical engineering family, like Bsc Production and the likes.
for energy, what exact course are you looking at, so I can make suggestions. ,

You are free to make suggestions sir...I graduated with 2:2 .
Federal University of Agriculture Makurdi where i graduated from, offer the course option as energy studies for masters (M engg) ; I don't know about UniLag... Suggestions are welcome on better options.
Thanks.

mcdokwe:
check to be sure the hard disk drive is in its proper place.

Okay; I would do that.
Thanks a lot.

Hello house I've formatted my Acer aspire E-571 recently and I'm currently having issues. Anytime I switched it on, a massage would display 'no bootable device and directs me to hit any key. When I press enter which is the only key that works at the instant, 'Boot option Menu followed by up arrow and down arrow sign to change option, Enter to select and option' shows up. The real challenge here is that anytime I press the up or down arrow on the keyboard nothing happens. in fact, the options to be selected are not displayed... Installed windows is windows 10 pro.
How can I go about rectifying the issues I'm having.
Thanks in advance.

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These farm tools ain't loyal,
Tempt no monkey with no banana

Hahahahahahaha

FromZeroToHero:
This line got me laughing the girl na real marlian.

I dey tell you.

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oshozondii:
Photos from the wedding ceremony of a Catholic Reverend Sister who quit her religious devotion to get married to a police officer has surfaced, days after her pre-wedding photos went viral on social media.

The former Catholic Reverend Sister who posed in different traditional attires in her traditional wedding photos, was spotted carrying a cup of wine to serve her husband, which is one of the marriage rites performed during Igbo traditional weddings.

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Chrisus:
What the hell is wrong with Ole?

Farming out one of our best youth prospects like that

This decision will come back to haunt us in years to come o. Lingard is a potential world beater, hence he must be kept at all costs.

Sarcasm

Charleys:
He also posted a video with his girlfriend, therefore disappointing the applicants.


This is a fact

The guy bad gan