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HealthRe: Why Do Patients Leave The Hospital Against Medical Advice by Smyblueboy(m): 1:07am On Jun 25, 2017
am replying to the post title.... patients leave d hospital against d health advise cos the paitent is a bombom... actually I don't mean that... but they are bombom
HealthRe: How To Satisfy Your Woman by Smyblueboy(m): 1:04am On Jun 25, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Any deluded man who think that lasting long in bed (or using poison pills/cream) is the answer to satisfying your women, is seriously clueless about women.

You can last 3hrs non stop in bed and STILl not satisfy a woman, and/or fukc some for 2mins and blow their minds away. But then again, when brothas think that the definition of good sex is to fukc a woman as hard as you possibly can, then no wonder so many never had an orgasm

Sadly, there are NO special techniques, as each woman are different, therefore approach each with an open mind.... Btw using any pills/creams etc is a sure way to destroy your manhood and ultimately become impotent and useless to women
honestly this fucking person just spoke my fucking mind... 3 kpokpos for u
HealthRe: How To Satisfy Your Woman by Smyblueboy(m): 1:01am On Jun 25, 2017
heheh
EducationRe: Osato Osemwengie Bags His 7th Masters Degree. Photos by Smyblueboy(m): 12:53am On Jun 25, 2017
The only way to identify a Nigerian is by acesssing the number of master degrees they have ... 7th.... hehehe I must reach 11 oo
CrimeRe: Soldier Who Is Evans' Gang Member Arrested, Made N6.5m From Kidnapping (Photo) by Smyblueboy(m): 12:51am On Jun 25, 2017
6.5m this is not an easy stat.... sounds impressive.... #catch em all
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Wins BET "Best African International Act" Award by Smyblueboy(m): 12:48am On Jun 25, 2017
[color=#000099][/color]Starboy doro @international doro.... congrats
HealthBed Wetting (nocturnal Enuresis) by Smyblueboy(op): 12:42am On Jun 25, 2017
Bed wetting or nighttime urinary incontinence also known as nocturnal enuresis is unintentional urination while asleep after the age which an individual is supposed to have achieved bladder control. Although bed wetting is a common paediatric issue, it can occur with the adults. However most bedwetting cases occur as a result of developmental delay (hormonal) and few if this case is associated with health challenges ( e.g urinary tract infection, diabetes melitus amongst other conditions).

At the age of six, many girls must have achieved bladder control and can stay dry at night while many boys must have achieved bladder control at the age of seven and can stay dry through the nights. Averagely, at the age of ten 95% children can stay dry through the nights. Bed wetting in adult is estimated to abt 0.5% - 2%.

CLASSIFICATION OF ENURESIS
Bed wetting as a condition is divided into two categories which are Primary Nocturnal enuresis and Secondary Nocturnal enuresis.

PRIMARY NOCTURNAL ENURESIS:
This is the most common type of bed wetting. Bed wetting is counted as disorder if a child is old enough to stay dry but still continue to bed wet atleast twice in a week.

SECONDARY NOCTURNAL ENURESIS:
This type of bed wetting occurs when a patient goes through a long period dryness (about 6months) then reverts to bed wetting. Secondary nocturnal enuresis can be caused by emotional stress or a some medical cconditions such as bladder infection.

HOW IT IS CONTROLLED
Two functions ccontrol bed wetting.
The first mechanism is through development of an antidiuretic hormone (also known as Arginine vasopresin) continue reading http://www.ishstock.info/2017/06/presented-by-m.html
WebmastersRe: Launching Of A Nairalander's Blog by Smyblueboy(m): 9:35pm On Jan 27, 2017
nice one
WebmastersRe: Webmaster Share Your Various Website,blogs,forum by Smyblueboy(m): 9:33pm On Jan 27, 2017
HEALTH N POEMS ishstock.info
PhonesRe: Enjoy 2gb MTN Data For 500 Naira by Smyblueboy(m): 8:29pm On Jan 27, 2017
just passing fa.... etisalat still better
HealthWhy Food Taste Bitter When You Are Sick by Smyblueboy(op): 7:37am On Jan 21, 2017
It is a common thing among humans that the
taste in their mouth suddenly change when they
become sick from one or more diseases. These
change in taste most times makes the sick
individual to feel that the food is bitter and
cause the individual to lose the urge to eat.
The taste perception process is a simple but a
bit complicated cascade but let's simply break
it down. The tongue contains taste cells that
cluster on each other like banana bunch to form
the taste bud and these taste buds appears as
group of specialized cells scattered on the
tongue called papillae. They are shaped
fungiform (mushroom shapes) in front of the
tongue and they are are other shapes of the
papillae on the side and back of the tongue.
The tips of the taste cells reach toward a tiny
opening on the tongue (the gustatory pore)
through which food chemicals can fall. Various
Nerve endings surrounds the base of the taste
buds and they are sensitive to taste, touch,
temperature and pain system.
The nerves carry messages(either taste or
smell) to the brainstem which assist in arousal
(e.g like from sleep)and then the signal is
interpreted in part of the brain called INSULA
which helps you know what ithe tase is;
whether sweet or not.
The smell contributes to our sense of taste,
Molecules for smell (the chemicals in the food)
move through the back of the throat and reach
olfactory nerve endings in the roof of the nose
and the molecules bind to these nerve endings,
which signals the olfactory lobe(bulb) to send
smell messages to two critical parts of the
brain. One of those brain part is the section of
the temporal lobe (T) which is involved with
memory, particularly memories of place (this is
why smells can bring back powerful images of
your experiences).
These are some of the thing that happens that
causes you to feel your food tastes bitter:
1. When you become sick (example when you
have fever), your temperature rises above
normal body temperature Read more http://www.ishstock.info/2017/01/bittermouthtaste.html?m=1
WebmastersRe: POST -your- Website/blog- For- REVIEW by Smyblueboy(m): 11:50pm On Jan 20, 2017
WebmastersRe: Please Guru's In The House Review My Blog by Smyblueboy(m): 11:45pm On Jan 20, 2017
where is d. log URL na?
WebmastersRe: Free Blogger Followers And Blog Comments by Smyblueboy(m): 11:44pm On Jan 20, 2017
InvestmentRe: MMM Just Matched Me by Smyblueboy(m): 7:23pm On Jan 20, 2017
merging people ain't the problem, is anyone willing to pay?
RomanceRe: You Wont Believe What Happens Each Time I See My Wife... by Smyblueboy(m):
byna:
Please i want to know if its normal, I have been married for 4yrs now withn 3 kids yet each time i sight my wife i will have instant erection and I will feel like forcing her to za oza room. I have not cheated on her since our wedding day ( Tho I dont expect you to believe).

I plan to travel away for a while.

mature advise pls
It is not a pathological condition that you are having and don't leave home cos of that. what you are experiencing is hypersensitive central coordinative function. you find your wife very sexually attractive or sexually interesting and your body especially ur visual sense helps activate ur parasympathetic nervous system(just some nerves messaging ur brain n bringing back messages) to activate ur pleasure center n instantly ur blood flow to your penis increases causing u erection... IT CAN EVEN GET TO SOME POINT WERE U MAY EVEN HAVE ERECTION FOR TALKING TO YOUR WIFE ON THE PHONE. . it is a very normal thing man. sometimes u may even experience small fluid (semen) stain ur boxers. it is normal ... VERY NORMAL...u sexually love her... EXTREMELY NORMAL.. n see it normal..
EducationRe: University Courses That You Should Not Study - NUC by Smyblueboy(m): 6:53pm On Jan 20, 2017
saydfact:
The National University Commission (NUC) has warned that anyone studying the courses listed below "are not in school" because the courses are not fully accredited.

1. University of Nigeria, Nsukka (Russian, Dentistry and Statistics)

2. University of Benin (Anatomy and Pharmacy)

3. University of Calabar (Business Management, Theatre and Media, Arts and Public Health)

4. University of Jos (History and International Relations, Medical Laboratory Science, Biochemistry, Science Laboratory and Technology)

5. Federal University of Technology, Owerri (Architecture and Microbiology)

6. Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola (Banking)

7. Federal University of Technology, Minna (Biology Education, Chemistry Education, Geography Education, Industrial and Technical Education, Mathematics Education and Physics Education)

8. University of Abuja (Accounting, English Language, Linguistics, Philosophy, Agricultural Education, Biology, Education, Chemistry Education, Economics Education, Education -Social Science, Geography Education, Integrated Science, Mathematics Education, Law, Chemistry, Microbiology)

9. Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi (Automobile Education, Building, Technology Education, Business Education, Electrical Electronics Technology Education, Integrated Science, Architecture, Building Industrial, Design Survey & Geo-informatics, Applied Geophysics, Engineering Physics, Physics Electronics)

10. University of Uyo (Efik Ibibio)

11. Nnamdi Azikiwe University (Nursing Science, Industrial/Production Engineering and Mechanical Engineering)

12. University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun, Delta state. (Chemistry, Environmental Management & Toxicology Geology, Geophysics Mathematics)

13. Federal University, Wukari (English/Literary Studies)

14. Rivers State University of Science & Technology, Port Harcourt. (Quantity Surveying)

15. Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma (Material & Production Engineering, Architecture, Building, Biochemistry, Botany, Microbiology and Political Science)

16. Abia State University (English Language Education, French Education, Igbo Education, History Education, Religious Studies Education, Education in Library Studies/Igbo/English/Social Studies/Government, Biology Education, Chemistry Education, Economics Education, Geography Education, Guidance & Counselling and Mass Communication)

17. Enugu State University of Science & Technology (Library & Information Science)

18. Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye (Christian Religious Studies Education, History Education, Islamic Studies Education and Electrical Electronics Engineering)

19. Ekiti State University (African Traditional Religion, Religious Studies and Civil Engineering)

20. Lagos State Universit ,LASU (English Language, French, Philosophy and Yoruba)

21. Imo State University (English & Literary Studies, French, Theatre Arts, Medical Laboratory Science and Nursing Law)

22. Delta State University (Accounting & Finance, Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Electrical & Electronic Engineering, Mechanical & Metallurgical Engineering, Petroleum Engineering and Law)

24. Niger Delta University (Adult & Community Education, Economics Education, Geography Education, Marketing Education, Political Science, Education Religious, Studies Education, Social Studies, Botany, Computer Science, Mathematics Pure & Applied Chemistry and Zoology)

25. Anambra State University (Early Childhood Education, Human Kinetics, Geology and Microbiology)

26. Ebonyi State University (Building/Woodwork Education, Physics Education, Applied Biology, Applied Microbiology, Applied Statistics, Biotechnology, Geology and Industrial Mathematics)

27. Nasarawa State University (English)

28. Cross River University of Technology (Physiology, Wood Production Engineering and Architecture)

29. Kebbi State University of Science & Technology (Information Technology)

30. Babcock University (French)

31. Benson Idahosa University (Business Education)

32. Ajayi Crowther University (Actuarial Science & Insurance)

33. Caritas University (Bio-technology and Microbiology)

34. Kwararafa University, Wukari (Public Administration, Computer Science Statistics, Economics, Mass Communication and Sociology)

35. Novena University (Chemistry)

36. Joseph Ayo Babalola University (Building and Quantity Surveying)

37. Tansian University, Anambra (Architecture)


copied: www.palmchatnow.com

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44
REALLY?
InvestmentRe: BREAKING: MMM Nigeria Begins Payment Of Outstanding Mavro by Smyblueboy(m): 6:48pm On Jan 20, 2017
KENNING2010:
Finally, MMM Nigeria, the most popular ponzi scheme in the country, has started paying outstanding mavro (money) to participants of the scheme.
http://skytrendnews.com/2017/01/20/breaking-mmm-nigeria-begins-payment-outstanding-mavro/
sounds OK to me
HealthRe: Guys Do You Agree? by Smyblueboy(m): 6:45pm On Jan 20, 2017
henrydadon:
can we classify them as wild animals
hahaha to me it is... cos they are very wild as far as I'm concern
LiteratureJi Won. A Great Story By S. Ibrahim by Smyblueboy(op): 6:26pm On Jan 20, 2017
My story began a few summers ago. Something
was in the air that day. Birds were chirping and
everything was alive. I had been depressed for
about a year before that day. I was walking
along the beach at the camp ground when my
life would change forever. From a distance I
saw a handsome young man admiring me from
afar. Our eyes met and it was like nothing I had
ever felt before. We began walking closer
together like something out of a movie. I felt on
top of the world, my eyes were sparkling and
my stomach was fluttering, as we walked closer
and closer to each other.
When we became close enough to talk, Ji Won
got on his knee and said the most romantic
things. He stood up and spoke my fluent
language, French. At that point I knew he had
my heart. We talked until 2.00 a.m. the next
morning. It turned out that he lives only about
ten minutes walk from where I was residing.
After I returned home, we started seeing more
of each other. Ji Won began to get serious. I
fought the depression that I had and soon I was
glowing with life and he was the world to me.
He became my anything and everything. We had
been going out for about six months when he
met my mother mother disapproved of Ji Won
because of his flaws and soon banned me from
seeing him. For a while we went out against her
will and had four more months of endless
happiness. I had finally met someone whom I
loved and wanted to rest of my life with him.
On our one year anniversary, we went out to a
fancy French Restaurant. As we were leaving, a
man came out of the shadows with a gun. He
took my purse and Ji Won's wallet. Someone
saw the crime taking place and screamed at the
man to stop. Everything became a blur as Ji
Won threw himself in front of me as the gun
went off. The robber ran off into the night and
left Ji Won to die.
I held him for the longest time as he bled to his
death. Right before he died he told me that we
would be together again. He said he loved me
and I would always be in his heart. My heart
was torn in half as he drew his last breath. He
lay there dead in my arms
staring at me with his crystal blue eyes.
Ji Won died on April 20th 2002. He will always
be in my heart. Whenever the wind blows I can
still here him whispering sweet nothings in my
ear..

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HealthRe: Erection And Erectile Dysfunction Explained by Smyblueboy(op): 6:20pm On Jan 20, 2017
Smyblueboy:
It has been observed that every male will at
some point in their life experience erectile
disorder which is a normal thing but when this
occurs persistently, it is then considered a
serious issue referred to as erectile dysfunction.
Formerly, erectile
dysfunction was thought to be the disease of
the elderly men because as they age, their
erection tends to become weak but it has
changes phase these days as it is a very
common condition amongst the young males
that are already sexually active.
So, erectile dysfunction is defined as the
inability to gain erection and maintain it long
enough for satisfactory sexual intercourse with
a partner.
They are two types of erectile dysfunctions and
we are going to look at in this post accordingly.
ORGANIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
This type of erectile dysfunction is caused by
an underline disease condition such as
Hypertension, diabetes melitus, atherosclerosis,
low testosterone, obesity, multiple sclerosis,
Parkinson's disease, injuries that may cause
blockage in blood vessels. This type of erectile
dysfunction is mostly common among elderly
men. In this type of erectile dysfunction, the
individuals find out that they don't have erection
morning times when they wake up ( lost of
morning erections). Most times this requires
drug therapy to manage the underlined disease
which will improve symptoms and improve the
quality of live of the individual.
PSYCHOGENIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
This type of erectile dysfunction happens as a
result of psychological disturbances such as
fear, anxiety,stress, performance anxiety,
depression, fatigue and other mental
disturbances. Psychogenic erectile dysfunction
is most common with young males that are
sexually active. In this type of erectile
dysfunction the patients still have erection in
the morning when they wake up (there is
morning erection). This is a signal that the
body organs are still working properly. This type
of erectile dysfunction most times don't need
drug tharapy as counseling can help improve
psychological disturbances.

HOW ERECTION OCCUR
For erection to occur, sufficient amount of
blood needs to flow through the penis to keep it
standing.
When there is a sexual stimulation, nitric oxide
(NO) is released from the penile nerves. NO
(nitric oxide) relaxes corpora cavernosa (the
smooth muscle in the penis) then an enzyme
called guanylyl cyclase is activated. Guanyly
cyclase cause the release of cGMP (cyclic
guanosine mono phosphate) in the smooth
muscle of the corpora cavernosa causing the
muscle to relax and also dilate the penile artery,
therefore allowing blood flow into the penis
through the arteries supplying the penis blood.
As the blood flow increases, the smooth muscle
of the penis starts swelling and then the veins
carrying blood from the penis gets pressed by
the swelling muscle, reducing the amount of
blood leaving the penis . The continuous inflow
of blood into the penis and reduced venous
return (reduced blood outflow) cause the penis
starts to rise and that is ERECTION .

LOSING ERECTION
After full erection is achieved, and enzyme
known as phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5)
activate and breaks down the cGMP (cyclic
guanosine monophosphate ) to guanosine
monophosphate (known as 5GMP). 5GMP cause
contraction of cavernosa smooth muscle
causing decreased blood inflow to the
cavernosa smooth muscle causing LOSS of
erection. cascade leading to less blood flow to the penis will alter erection there it is ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
source www.ishstock.info/2017/01/erectile-dysfunction.html?m=1
HealthErection And Erectile Dysfunction Explained by Smyblueboy(op): 6:18pm On Jan 20, 2017
It has been observed that every male will at
some point in their life experience erectile
disorder which is a normal thing but when this
occurs persistently, it is then considered a
serious issue referred to as erectile dysfunction.
Formerly, erectile
dysfunction was thought to be the disease of
the elderly men because as they age, their
erection tends to become weak but it has
changes phase these days as it is a very
common condition amongst the young males
that are already sexually active.
So, erectile dysfunction is defined as the
inability to gain erection and maintain it long
enough for satisfactory sexual intercourse with
a partner.
They are two types of erectile dysfunctions and
we are going to look at in this post accordingly.
ORGANIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
This type of erectile dysfunction is caused by
an underline disease condition such as
Hypertension, diabetes melitus, atherosclerosis,
low testosterone, obesity, multiple sclerosis,
Parkinson's disease, injuries that may cause
blockage in blood vessels. This type of erectile
dysfunction is mostly common among elderly
men. In this type of erectile dysfunction, the
individuals find out that they don't have erection
morning times when they wake up ( lost of
morning erections). Most times this requires
drug therapy to manage the underlined disease
which will improve symptoms and improve the
quality of live of the individual.
PSYCHOGENIC ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
This type of erectile dysfunction happens as a
result of psychological disturbances such as
fear, anxiety,stress, performance anxiety,
depression, fatigue and other mental
disturbances. Psychogenic erectile dysfunction
is most common with young males that are
sexually active. In this type of erectile
dysfunction the patients still have erection in
the morning when they wake up (there is
morning erection). This is a signal that the
body organs are still working properly. This type
of erectile dysfunction most times don't need
drug tharapy as counseling can help improve
psychological disturbances.

HOW ERECTION OCCUR
For erection to occur, sufficient amount of
blood needs to flow through the penis to keep it
standing.
When there is a sexual stimulation, nitric oxide
(NO) is released from the penile nerves. NO
(nitric oxide) relaxes corpora cavernosa (the
smooth muscle in the penis) then an enzyme
called guanylyl cyclase is activated. Guanyly
cyclase cause the release of cGMP (cyclic
guanosine mono phosphate) in the smooth
muscle of the corpora cavernosa causing the
muscle to relax and also dilate the penile artery,
therefore allowing blood flow into the penis
through the arteries supplying the penis blood.
As the blood flow increases, the smooth muscle
of the penis starts swelling and then the veins
carrying blood from the penis gets pressed by
the swelling muscle, reducing the amount of
blood leaving the penis . The continuous inflow
of blood into the penis and reduced venous
return (reduced blood outflow) cause the penis
starts to rise and that is ERECTION .

LOSING ERECTION
After full erection is achieved, and enzyme
known as phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE5)
activate and breaks down the cGMP (cyclic
guanosine monophosphate ) to guanosine
monophosphate (known as 5GMP). 5GMP cause
contraction of cavernosa smooth muscle
causing decreased blood inflow to the
cavernosa smooth muscle causing LOSS of
erection. cascade leading to less blood flow to the penis will alter erection there it is ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
EducationStudent Killed Himself Over MMM At University Of Jos by Smyblueboy(op): 1:14am On Jan 02, 2017
The weather went sour amongst the students of University of Jos as a 300L sstudent of the popular Uj (unijos) committed suicide. The media gathered from a close source seen at the event scene that the deceased who was identified as Peter had committed suicide as a result of the freezing of accounts that occurred with the popular online money making scheme MMM on the 13th Dec. 2016. He stated that the deceased had borrowed a huge sum of money to invest in the program along with his school fee, which he promised to payback after he obtains the return on the investment. He also highlighted the media that the deceased has attempted suicide twice from the day the famous online money making scheme owner Sargey Mavrodi decided to announce the freezing of all confirmed money (known as mavro) in all participants account. Another source disclosed to the media that the deceased had committed suicide due to the humiliation and threats issued by an unidentified individuals who were said to have lend him money to participate online money making scheme (MMM). The mother of the deceased has blamed the unfortunate event on the scheme (MMM) as she cried bitterly. www.ishstock.info/2017/01/unijossuicide.html?m=0#more
HealthRe: Do You Still Want To Be A 2 Minutes Man On Bed? Last Longer Tonight! by Smyblueboy(m): 10:28am On Jan 01, 2017
if u are a 2munites man and u are able to satisfy your woman in 1munite then you don't need the advise... if ur girl or woman is a dragon she usually gets satisfied in 2.5mins and u are a 2munitea man then that's she. u can enhance ur ability else...... NO P
HealthRe: How an hiv positive lady almost lured me into sex without condom by Smyblueboy(m): 10:21am On Jan 01, 2017
I am here just laughing.... just like matches STAY OUT OF REACH OF GIRLS
InvestmentEssy Way To Earn From Home Part 3 by Smyblueboy(op): 7:47am On Jan 01, 2017
After my previous posts on earning money
online though bitcoin, some people are asking
questions like " are there other legit sites which
they can earn bitcoin from so they can
accumulate faster?"
I thought to myself it'd be nice to create a post
about another legit site where you can earn free
bitcoin working from
home and probably from your phone. So at the
end of this post you should be able to earn more
bitcoin and Cash out to your bitcoin wallet
faster.
If you are reading this post and you don't know
what we are talking about, you should probably
check through bitcoin online part 1 to start
and then create your bitcoin wallet account at
BLOCKCHAIN or you download Bitx app to
create you wallet and follow the steps in earning
bitcoin online part 1 to get started.
TODAYS SITE
The site we are going to talk about today www.ishstock.info/2016/12/earningbitcoinonlinepart3.html?m=1
InvestmentRe: Easy Way To Earn From Home Part 1 by Smyblueboy(op): 7:43am On Jan 01, 2017
actually you will work for it but it has been tested and it pays so its easier than looking for the paying sites yourself bro
HealthRe: FG Begins Free Medical Services For Poor Nigerians by Smyblueboy(m): 7:40am On Jan 01, 2017

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