₦airaland Forum

I would also love to meet Nferyn,he makes me remember that I have to work real harder in school as in do my masters degree and Ph.D,because he is soooooo tight upstairsss!!!!(tight is a slang for tooooooo  intelligent).He makes me remember say I never start o!!!
hotA,my garri is soooo soft.I love it soft,you know now,so that the okro soup will be more enjoyable...that shows how mushy yummy's head is...that's why I don't always blame him for the things he does.It's not his fault,you know,his head.....kind of affects his brain sometimes.His head is sooooooooooooo mushy that his brain goes along with the weather.When it's cold,itfreezes,when it's hot,it boils(yuck)....when it's windy,it shakes or vibrates depending on the kind of wind...now that the weather is okay,it is melting due to lack of activity.When he reads this,it will start jumping thereby making him to post rubbishhhhhhh!!!!

Jealous boy....hmmmmmm.....she laughed in chinese!!!
@yummy....If you make one more sound,I will break your head with this ball of garri I am holding here o.You know you have a very soft head.

really?so...are you _gay?

bring it on,abbey,we will deeeeaaaallll with you!!!

errmmm,I am also sending out this greeting to my fellow Calabar folks.......
Ibibio isong o....
Efik isong oooo
Ndito eka ennooo uyoooooooooo......
any complain?no complain...

Igbo kwenu...kwenu....kwezuenuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!

okay okay,sorry eh?hmmm,see ogoo for where I knock you.Take icepack do am eh?mmhmmmm....

take this smile everybody www.ugodawn.8k.com ......it should be bright enough.....

(clears throat and drags hotA by the collar)come back here,kiddo ....it's Aunty Snazzy,remember?well,where I live,you better tender one o!!!else...hmmmmm...no show for you ,plus de password o!!!then you will wait for 30mins for everything to be processed.Na wa for this my country sef o!!!

@Zee,okayzzzzzz....@Kenflavour....hmmmmm....thank God for you.

errrmmm,okay,i get your point now.If you send money to someone via western union or any other means,the person has to present an ID.Not necessarily your national ID card,but your school ID,driver's licence,international passport.That is the only way you will get your money,not national ID card.Get it?

c'est pas cher!!!tu peut apprends le francais sur l'internet.Je vais te donner le link,le voici http://www.frenchassistant.com/default.asp . C'est gratuit,c'est facile comme ABC.Bonne chance!!!

hmmmmm....my first kiss was when I was 20 years.I had been reading all those M&B,Temptaions and silhouette novels,so I expected my first kiss to be ground spinning,earth shaking,breath stopping and leg weakening.Well,my first boyfriend,who is now my ex,took me for lunch and while we were eating and gisting,he was just staring at my lips and I was like,why are you staring at my lips?He was like,there is a smudge on your upper lip,in a reflex action,I took my hands to my lips to remove it,I found nothing,he was laughing at me,he held my hands from across the table,kissed my wrists,then leaned forward and kissed me on my lips.....gosh,I was so shy at first.The kiss?It was goooooooooodddd!!!!!though it was not so much like the M&B,I never forget it!!!

ferme ta bouche!!!!

hello,I live in Nigeria,there was supposed to be such a thing,but till date,its a white elephant project.Citizens in Nigeria don't move around with ID cards!!!get it?

(knocks yummy)who are you hissing at,eh?

nairaland guys sure don't know how to chyke a chicccccaaaa!!!!

ditto here...

meaning...go and find another field to play on...

je vais dit encore,QUITTEZ d'ici!!!!!!!

sodgi,quitte d'ici maintenant!!!ne garte pas mon idee!!!

Zee,you have changed your siggy,why?Are you no more in love with Mikey?

in your dreams!!! that will be in the next world!!!

well,must be really sad for her,though...

well.try using those lines on me,we will know how far

Oui,c'est vrai,mais mon clavier m'ennerve....j'espere que ta famille font bien et en bonne sante.