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All hope is not lost...if they have the means,they can take him for plastic surgery or reconstructive surgery...

you wish!!!!

who told you Cross River is that orderly?Maybe you go to the orderly parts.Check out Etim Edem Motor park area,udua watt area and eta agbor area,you will see how far....

una plenty....join de queue.....

why are you vexing?eh,kaylala?don't you know that polyandry(female polygamy)is allowed on NL?ask Seun....

I confess I stole took meat from the pot yesterday.... ever wondered why stolen foods are so delicious....

malt with raw egg?yuuck yuck yuck!!!!!!! you will just "gonfle" like a balloon.

hotangel-----beautiful,witty,chica with mesmerising eyes
IAH-----always aiming high
Layi------big bro,with a very high IQ!!!
ocho-----complex character
mizkay------mischievious character
typewriter-----dreamer
whiteshark--------funny,highly intelligent
mamba-------cool
wesleyAna-----very innovative
yemstrad-------cool
yummy----mmmm.so yummy(don't ask me how)
2nde-----smartass
thelastdon------smartass
goodguy------too mature,but funny
advinchi-----joker
queenzy------nice
vexxy-------sweetgirlie(where is she by the way)

watch out for my secondlist

hell?you are O.Y.O .........meaning "on your own"!!!

@Typewriter----where?in your dreams?I understand your plight.You are 15 so you have wetdreams so maybe you[b] thought [/b] you saw me in one.Children...

case closed!!!COURT!!!

its still abuse of naira,besides,a man with that kind of money will not come my way...God no go gree...

so you are just fifteen?(hisses) and you are making all this noise...what's more?you are living with your mummy.... mummy's boy...

typewriter,I will age gracefully o!!!that type of aging you are talking about is the village type,its not my portion.

You know one thing I like about you girls?you always dream...it's good sha!!!only this is one dream that will never come true!!!if you like,go to that babalawo wherever!!!.....lol...mizkay,you be Camerounian?I see as you say weeeeehhhh like one mami for yaounde!!!

layi its called abuse of the Naira!!!and errrmm,hairy armpits...they are so not cool!!!

(blushing green) (gasps in french)

(shakes big head)Niger Delta people sef!!!

and the deer said....SORRY!!!......

I don't even know what to say to you girlzzz.....

typewriter,what is keeping you from hanging yourself?do you want me to help you and put you out of your misery?(muttering)_{this is one troubled young man}

(passes by)wait a minute....typewriter,I am seeing that your siggy for the first time.Make them no catch you o!!!anyways,I am not the only snazzy on NL.There is another one!!!e fit be am...

Thanks icingcakeyyy!!!hotangel!hotangel!!hotangel!!!-----(csreaming)hotangel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mizkay,which Seun is that one again?

this children seffff!!!did you not see this? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-5122.32.html

oh brother!!!

of course you will meet him...he is your admin...

@ goodguy,am I discriminating against anyone?I see people first as my brothers and sisters.Where you come from is really inconsequential!!!besides,I am dating a Yoruba guy,and we might just go down the aisle soon!!!

This is a really dicey topic.I would love it if my guy has a car,but its not a prerequisite for me to date you.Like in Uyo,where Okada is the means of transportation for those who don't have cars,how would it look for a guy to carry a girl to a fastfood joint like say,Mr biggs,then they come by bike...hmmmm.ol'boy,that one worry.Personally,if you want to take me out and you don't have a car,go and wait there for me,I will meet you there,or if you will not feel too bad,I can come and pick you...For a guy to have a car is not a prerequisite,but it is an added plus.
A guy who doesn't have a car,will not be carless forever,a guy with a car today may not have a car tomorrow.Ladies,be wise.

zeeee,is that how M got you?

argggghhhh.............
bulgy stomach
shapeless men
tiny legs
dirty teeth
bad breath
dilated eyes
large noses
dry lips
dirty unkempt nails
shrill voice
I could go and on.....but heyyyyyy,I HATE men that snore!!!!!If I ever wind up with a husband that snores,I will stuff a pair of socks into your mouth,if that doesn't work,I will take you for deliverance.One pastor said that if your husband snores,let it become music to your ears....Oh my!!!!!

true,if I want to make igbos and Efiks popular too on NL,its very simple-------------I will speak it!!!I don't know whay people are feeling segregated.If you feel so,then make your "tribe" known!!!enough of this bla bla,we are all one!!!