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RomanceRe: Breaking News World Population by snipesdam(op): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2017
olasaad:
So how many ladies do you want to marry with this your hilarious news. Fake data
Google is your friend go and research.
RomanceRe: Breaking News World Population by snipesdam(op):
Dextology:
According to your analysis, you expect every lady to accept any man's proposal (both responsible and irresponsible)?

Ladies, take your time to study a man before accepting his proposal.

Not everyone is meant to marry, there are single men and women who didn't get married.
Yet it's every woman's dream abi grin
RomanceBreaking News World Population by snipesdam(op): 9:41pm On Mar 19, 2017
Breaking News

The World Population is 7.8 billion people on planet earth.

Women 5.6 billion.

Men 2.2 billion.

Tell the babes think twice before saying NO to any guy; married or unmarried!
Of the 2,2bn men:

1) 1bn are married already

2) 200 000 000 are in prison and mental institutions.

Of the remaining 1bn men:-

3) 500 million are jobless

4) 5% are gay

5) 3% are Catholic priests

6) 10% are relatives

7)The remainder are above 66years.

So shine your eyes
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Said She's 1week Pregnant, Is That Possible? by snipesdam(m): 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2017
pepemendy:
she just finished her period 2weeks ago, I smash her last week Monday unprotected today she said she's 1week pregnant is that possible, me I think she won scam me cause I told her she most leave my place this week cause I'm about 2 start my exams and I don't want any distraction cause that girl she be evil sex addict way won spoil my life
she may be correct OP... it takes only 3-5days for ovulation to start which lasts for 7days after period ends... Congratulations!!! cheesy To confirm just buy a PT test strip let her pee on it. Two Red lines and your a new daddy. Congrats in advance shaa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: GMAT 2015 by snipesdam(m): 3:07pm On Mar 14, 2017
abdrazak:
Hi Joblanders,

If you need reviewed 2015 GMAT from Graduate Management Admission Council (GMAC) with answer, kindly signify with your email.

Limited Offer.
i do please snipesdam24@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by snipesdam(m): 2:52pm On Mar 14, 2017
kelvinity:
Seen bro. Thanks a lot
Can u forward what u have to snipesdam24@gmail.com

thanks
RomanceRe: Dating A Guy Who Barely Calls Or Texts And Sometimes Ignore #Confused by snipesdam(m): 10:36pm On Mar 10, 2017
daewoorazer:
[color=#995500]Let me tell you the blatant truth


Your ego is what will finish you up.

So u have a [b]call'o'meter
to measure his calls before u reciprocate.

Your bf is just like me.... I'd never call u once I realise ur childish mentality... Him still try pass me sef...


Yeye


#zanga[/color][/b]
grin grin grin ROFL
Car TalkRe: Toyota Tundra Experience by snipesdam(m): 10:03pm On Mar 10, 2017
Op I'd prefer you go for Tacoma 2000 model AWD.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by snipesdam(m): 2:20pm On Mar 08, 2017
SAMBHOSS:
O boy...are you 100% sure tz clear...cause that's what stopping me from downloading it....no be today I see dah movie....




Don't let me waste "cheat" mb......



Ya sure??.....at least...clear like HDrip 720p??
Which "cheat" mb u dye use biko
Car TalkRe: See The New Mclaren 720S, Far Better Than The Original by snipesdam(m): 8:25am On Mar 08, 2017
She looks like a slim chick whom has been doing some really gym time squats exercises with nice firm a$$ with breast implants... grin grin grin

Cool Ride...
TV/MoviesRe: How BBNaija Housemates Will Avoid Tboss After Kemen's Disqualification (Photo) by snipesdam(m): 11:23am On Mar 06, 2017
B I T C H
Car TalkRe: These Are The 5 Most Expensive Suvs You Can Buy Right Now by snipesdam(m): 8:46am On Mar 06, 2017
OP how is Telsa an SUV huh
PoliticsRe: Let Aba Produce NYSC Uniforms - Ikpeazu, Takes Samples To NYSC DG (Pics) by snipesdam(m): 4:30pm On Mar 01, 2017
nengibo:
Bigot, who u epp?
otele!
PoliticsRe: Let Aba Produce NYSC Uniforms - Ikpeazu, Takes Samples To NYSC DG (Pics) by snipesdam(m): 4:22pm On Mar 01, 2017
nengibo:
The same Governor that didn't visit the Nysc camp during d orientation of batch b str2 2016,
Afonja Who Visit epp?
RomanceRe: See The Funny Name A Cheating Girl Used In Saving Her Boyfriend’s Number by snipesdam(m): 2:46pm On Mar 01, 2017
Hilarious OP ur friend get luck na Petrol Attendant she for save am since you dey stay near petrol station grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Frst Time Mothers Have Trouble Breastfeeding by snipesdam(m): 9:23am On Feb 27, 2017
Simply go and drink palmwine it will be flowing like a stream...
Car TalkRe: 10 Cars That Have Other Names In Other Countries by snipesdam(m): 11:35am On Feb 22, 2017
Space booked will comment later.
Car TalkRe: Road Trip, Abuja - Tafawa Balewa(bauchi) - Wukari(taraba) - Makurdi - Abuja by snipesdam(m): 4:17pm On Feb 21, 2017
Specialist900:
got fuel for 7k at Mukurdi at 145 per litre, almost full tank. drove off at 3:45pm heading for Abuja, arrived Lafia at 5pm, no stops as i wanted to be close to abuja before night fell. made a quick stop at akwanga for water break and zoomed off towards Keffi. few kms to keffi darkness fell, this was about past 7pm. no stops, continued to abuja from keffi (good road). arrived home at 7:45pm.


Journey done. all thanks to God


odometer reading before leaving : 144146 (229.3)
odometer reading on arrival : 145487 (570.0)

Total km covered: 1341.27km
fuel bought: 30k


pics 1: brief stop at akwanga
pics 2: odo reading upon arrival
Fuel: N30,000 avg cost fuel per litre N150
Trip: 1341.27km

30000/150 = 200 litres of fuel

PoliticsRe: Fashola Inspects Construction Of Bodo-Bonny Road & Opobo Channel Bridge,Rivers(p by snipesdam(m):
Naso. With the look @ the state of those pillars you can tell how long that has been sitting there with a water snail progress.
Car TalkRe: The Best Drivers In The World by snipesdam(m): 12:42pm On Feb 17, 2017
My Dad is the James Bond in my life, plus he is an automobile engineer though retired he still does jobs for his old faulks and mine. One scary thing he did was way back between 1995-1999 not sure what year. But were supposed to be headed to the village that friday evening from PH and we attended Adoration @ Elele Port-harcourt Owerri Road. We left the prayer ground @11pm with his corona he bought for N3000 back in the 80s brand new. So hit the road and that route had and still has bad pot holes on the road. I remeber sitting at the back right seat close to the door and he jumped two dangerous holes in the middle of the night simultaneously and the back right tyre was blown out the front right tyre was manageable. He changed the back one and we had none left again. He also lost his wheel covers.. On the course of the journey the same change back tyre blew again.

He had no option because of how scary the road was and he drove the like that untill the tyre peeled out completely and shouted and told him that the tyre is smoking and was showing light on the ground he shut me up, we where on wheels only just like GTA. So we got to owerri in the night dunno what time. We met a vulcanizer whom gave a tyre and a wheel drum he also fixed the front one. The new back tyre was whistling while we drove and i asked dad why it was like that, he said it's a snow tyre.

Car TalkRe: The Meanings Behind These 15 Symbols On Your Car's Dashboard by snipesdam(m): 5:23pm On Feb 16, 2017
diportivo:
Exactly





Crap undecided
Ayowumie:
Hi, it would have been preferable if everyone you mention is accompanied by the symbol. Thank you all the same.
Don't mind OP. Feel free to see this comprehensive one.

Car TalkRe: Dubai Plans To Introduce Flying Drone Taxis By July (video) by snipesdam(m): 5:14pm On Feb 16, 2017
HA! Ihe a shi na elu daa.. lipsrsealed O bu kwa nkwu drone di ifa.........
RomanceRe: She Took My Lunch Box by snipesdam(op): 12:56pm On Feb 13, 2017
raph101:
Our people say... Na when you too tay on top shit, all kind flies go touch Ur bombo. This means u ve been a bbachelor for too long go and get married all that rubbish would stop.
Working towards that. smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: She Took My Lunch Box by snipesdam(op): 12:55pm On Feb 13, 2017
ghost3040:
is there any opening in the bank where u workhuh
www.accessbankplc.com/access-careers
RomanceShe Took My Lunch Box by snipesdam(op): 12:07pm On Feb 13, 2017
Sorry to Bore with this story i just want to share what happened this morning and whats your opinion.

This Morning while i was getting set for work and preparing my meal for lunch. I missed two calls from this bae in my street. We've been cool friends also with the family. So my office isn't so far from my house. I returned the call to why she was calling me this early and she said she wanted to help to deposit some cash for her cousin when i get to the office. Well in my mind can't you just come to my compound and give me the cash to transact must i come to you angry, i then told she will have come to and do the transaction herself i may not be the office all day.

Upon getting dressed up, i went to open my gate so i called her she was already outside hers waiting for me. I kept my lunch box on the the passengers seat in front and i drove out locked my gate, came closer to hers and collected the cash through the front seat passengers window and she jokingly carried my lunch i told her she will have to bring it to my office oooo. Even when i slowed for her bring it, she stood there and didn't come i said okay i go wetin go happen today. I got to the office and gave one the teller to post her transaction.

Now its almost noon and am getting hungry only for her to call me that she is sending a boy in my street to bring my food... Ehhhhnnnn!!!!!!! huh What the hell, you must be joking how can u send someone to bring my food... Which kind girl be this... When the boy called me that he is @ office premises i apologised to him and told him to return it back to her. Am not eating that food again. Na my food she dey carry play abi.. am going to eat bole. Am still thinking about to handle this when i get home this evening.

So if didn't assist her with her transaction i would have been a bad person na to bring back my food na wetin she no fit do... What kinda attitude is this?

NB: She is not my Bae
Car TalkRe: Nissan Xterra 2003 Water Draopping From Exhaust. by snipesdam(m): 2:53pm On Feb 09, 2017
nurey:
if water is dropping then dont be scared, your engine is in top notch shape, infact it means the engine head dey there grin

if water is draopping from the exhaust then you should be worried, extrememly worried cool (https://www.nairaland.com/3619602/nissan-xterra-2003-water-draopping#53558948)
HealthRe: A Woman Gave Birth To A Goat In Portharcourt (photos) by snipesdam(m): 2:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
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