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@Gazzuzz

MY Corolla 1.8 wants frustrate my waka this holidays., sometime in Early December 2016 I was in traffic due to the long engine idling, I turned it off when started the next time and moved a little it went of. I thought I had released the clutch to quickly and it went off so I noticed that the CHECK ENGINE , ABS, BATTERY AND AIRBAG LIGHT wasn't, showing up as normal during ignition. But radio and lights with windows were working well. After pushing it out of the way and touching many things it later came up.

So today I wanted to go and trail one babe in my villa just after pickup one I offered a lift. Gobe that same experience happened again Kai. I said to myself I hope this babe and her sister aren't witches. I started touching the battery heads which where tight few minutes later it came up. Thats when they decided to step out waiting for bike. So I dropped them halfway.

Now I turned to my own destination, I will be moving all of a sudden I will lose power and especially @ strategic places.

Dunno Why this happening ooo. What's the explanation for this.

Dunno if it's security issue or a place thats losing power contact. But somehow if I touch the positive battery terminal that has Earthing connected to it, it comes up.

This shouldn't happen when am traveling back to PH.
THANK GOD IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WHEN I TRAVELED TO Benue last Tuesday and came back same day.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]If you ever cry over an ex just because they have become successful, you're still a gold-digger. You never loved them when they had nothing, you still do not love them now. You have always been a gold digger and that's why you left when they had none you could dig. You only love the "sound of their success" and you are only crying because you have no access to their money.

Shame on you lot. You nitwits are the reasons why relationships look complicated.[/color]

Only babe with sense here. Thumbs up

Mehnn these stories are sweet and genuine.

Well my experience was with my dad, we were travelling from PH to my village mbaise with his Volvo 240 in the night. Just after osisioma there were two potholes about 1ft deep in the middle of the road. Not sure what speed my dad was on, but he ran into the first pothole with great effect while shaking his head in disappointment 3 seconds later another pothole yet again. This bent the rim of right front wheel and also the camber.

Since i bought my corolla haven't jumped into any pothole. I certainly don't wish to... Its really a bad experience.

Always drive defensively, no loud music, limit your speed to 100km/hr on road your not familiar with, be at alert and be patient to overtake. Don't be too quick to total that ride.

Merry Christmas Guys. Drive Safely

ifex370:
That thing looks like a finger of a person trapped in the vagina

Arrh I thought my eyes was deceiving me...

collinswhite:
u have to report to the Federal secretariat of the state u redeployed to before one week of leaving camp for proper documentation in your new state

Thanks very much

Corp members in the house, please a friend of mine was posted to a state in the North and is expecting her redeployment letter to South South.

After Camp does she need to move straight to state of redeployment? I need more information on this to assist her.

Guys please assist.

GAZZUZZ:
Sounds like a defective compressor.

Thats 25k oh I just priced that in ABA.

Thanks shaa

@GAZZUZZ My Corolla AC works fine when in motion. But If i spent more than 5mins idle in traffic, it doesn't chill like normal when in motion. What could be the fault?

PS last month when my AC leaked, my AC guy this mantle the AC unit Evaporator, Compressor, Condenser etc and only found leak @the compressor hose. However i noticed my condenser fins (those thing metals absorbing the heat) are kinda rough very rough that they almost stick together, because am suspecting it. Whats your advice.

sheffyUTD:
Hood of Volvo, Trunk of Avalon.

The sight of 2015 rx 350, X6 has changed my taste.

Can Someone call Sonny Bobo... This is "MOTOR MIXTURE" TYRE HUMMER, BONNET VOLVO, BOOT CADILLAC, DASHBOARD AVALON etc

Add your own

I watched a video this morning i was so touched and also realised how much i have been blessed by God and i decide to write this small piece for you guys to read.

Genesis 2:15 through 24
The First Thing God Gave to Man is His PRESENCE.
 God put man in Eden (Eden means in Hebrew Delightful Spot). So God put man put man in his presence. The first thing God gave man was his presence. Categorically what a man needs first is not a woman. The most important thing a man needs is the presence of God and a woman should meet you in the presence of God.
The Second Thing God Gave to Man is WORK.
 The next thing a man needs is WORK (A JOB). God gave man work before woman. So a man needs a job before he gets a woman.
The Third Thing God said to man is CULTIVATE.
 The next thing God said to the man is Cultivate (means to bring out the best in everything around you) that’s why God will never give you a finished woman. The man create by God, to create what he wants. The woman you’re looking for doesn’t exist. She is in your head. Your job is to take the material you married and cultivate it in your head. So when you say you have been married for 20 years and you don’t like the product you get, that’s your fault. Jesus Christ is a REAL MAN. He says husbands love your wife, like I love my wife (THE CHURCH). He says you wash her with the word, then you remove every spot every wrinkle, every blemish and present her to yourself! So if your wife is putting on weight (cultivate her), wake her up 6am come on baby lets go jogging. You don’t like that dress take her down to Mr Price and you pay for it. She can’t speak good English send her to school and pay for her tuition.
The Fourth thing God said to man is Guard the Garden.
 A male must be the protector of everything under his care. That’s why God gave you stronger bone frame a bigger muscle mass not to abuse the woman but to protect the woman.
The Last thing God Gave to man is His Word.
 God said to Adam don’t touch the tree, God never told the woman about the tree which the man was the only one who got the word of God. His job was to teach his wife the word of God. Nothing can frustrate a woman faster that this statement… A woman would always ask a man. So what do you think...? and the dummy answer a guy would give is what do you think? Don’t do that brother don’t, she is looking for knowledge and direction.
 Then in verse 18 God said it’s not good for this man to be alone. Who is this MAN? The MAN who is in his PRESENCE, WORKING, CULTIVATING, PROTECTING AND CAN TEACH YOU THE WORD.
 So if you meet a man who is not in his presence, working, cultivating and can’t protect you and can’t teach you the word. That man is good to be alone

ijmbadmission:
NOTICE!!!

Should in case you're deployed or know any PROSPECTIVE BATCH B CORP members, that is deployed to a state against his/her choice, and which to apply for relocation in camp on medical ground. I have a good good news that, i can help such person process medical report from prestigious and notable government or teaching hospital within southwest Nigeria.

With topmost secrecy, kindly tell anyone u know might need this help...If interested quote me. Thanks

drop your contact

potbelly:
na skelewu dem dey dance for that picture?

That's Iseyin Camp. Oyo state

Igbo kwenu!!!!!!!!!!!

Whether you have a Maruti or a BMW, the road remains the same. Whether you travel economy class or business, your destination doesn't change. Whether you have a Titan or Rolex, time is the same. Whether you have apple ,Samsung or lava, people who call you remains the same. There is nothing wrong in dreaming a luxurious life. What needs to be taken care of is to not let the NEED become GREED. Because needs can always be met...but greed can never be fulfilled

skedman:
Your alternator is not charging as expected . Did you work on the engine of recent .if not get a rewire for scanning

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This is Murder!!!

Smellymouth:
I have never been to Gombe before but I know the best way to survive in the North is to understand and respect their culture and religion values..

Red Flag... Redeployment immediately. I no fit shout biko. The North is not Safe

Smellymouth:
Hahaha. Alaye, the only place for North when I need visit na Gombe..

If I have my way, I go relocate back to KD or Katsina.. Very quiet states..

What can you say about Gombe State? Is it peaceful, are they people friendly? Hope they don't molest females from their religion.. Because i want my babe to redeploy after camp sharply... I don't trust anything NORTH.

Flakesyblaze:
msg me okeruth45@gmail.com

Check your mail

Osun state will soon be deserted...

The state can't even do Agriculture

I bet their IGR can't even reach N50m

I can't wait for Regional System to be Implemented.

Flakesyblaze:
I was

Please i need your contact my girl was posted there...

Please who was posted to Gombe?

padi94:
Even paw paw get police escort. I thought Buhari stoppd all these shi.ts

Go get yours... Afonja

divinelove:
Lagos man ke, what does he do for a living to buy a car worth almost 500million. EFCC shld go question him.

Bad Belle

Please view the attached document which has been poorly edited in lure job seekers.

My babe almost fell for it this morning. She decided to send me a copy of this via mail for to check again.

adioolayi:
It happens....a neighbour parked behind you a manual car, dropped the key at home with his wife that couldn't drive...you a auto driver set for work and unfortunately you can't drive manual car ...that day you will take public transport...

Ghen ghen.... It happen to one lady in my office...

Her car was parked @ the back of the off during the weekend, then the drivers parked all other cars manual Transmission about 8 of them behind her. They security men couldn't drive neither manual nor automatic. So they security men brought out all the keys to the vehicles for her to drive out and pick hers .

Guess what happened next....

You just cure my chest pain.... ROFL

bligs:
Wole Soyinka be like

Typical Chameleon. Yoloba man

falconey:
damn!!!!!!! 125k Instagram followers, what are they following?

the guy below me knows, ask him