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Get down on your knees. Unzip his trouser and apologize that way. If he doesn't forgive you after that, he's done with you. He's just been looking for a way to end it since.
There are only two things my girlfriend can do to me to make me forgive her even if she commits a hideous crime.
1. Prepare or buy fried rice and chicken with hollandia yoghurt for me.
2. Give me a blowwjob

Go and sin no more.

I don't know why but i just have a huge respect for this lady since the apostle saga. The way she kept mum about the whole issue, didn't reply anything or anybody and kept on being herself was just something I'll term amazing. Now, are people still taunting her with the apostle story like they were always doing before?
NO.
If only some people can borrow this particular leaf from her, there life will be a little bit better than what they're experiencing.
Why is it that i didn't have her in mind but 'Evangelist' Tonto Dike is all my mind was telling me while writing that last paragraph.

Now what do i want to say here?
See me rushing to buy land here only for me to deprive the guy in 2nd page that commented first a chance to be in front page of a front page article. Now many people that only read the front page of front page won't see his comment even after he was rushing to comment, only to be beaten by the ltc(last to comment) guy on front page due to his glo network. What am i still saying sef. To that guy, i say I'm sorry.

Modified: I just found out who he is now. And he was attempting to book space too by putting a smiley. What could be more worse? *crying for him*

From the slum to the millions. I only wish you'll get to the millions without encountering stuupid photographers, promoters or so called 'model makers' that just want to get in your pants.

Op if truly you are 17yrs of age and you're the one that typed that stuff yourself, then i must tell you the truth. You are Albert Einstein reincarnated. If you keep up with this till you're done schooling, you'll be among those that will stand as a pillar, blessing and mentor for others. Trust me. Don't sway from this. If ever you think of going contrary, come back to this page and read this. The world await you. I just wish you were my younger bro.

I wasn't interested in such skeletal topics in biology. It was only reproduction

October 1st have officially been coined as Nigeria's day of declaration, no more independence.
Fayose for president 2019.Wike for president 2023.I would have declared wike for president but he still has to repair this rivers state that odil and amaechi scattered.

permsec:
Eeyah.. No one nose tomorrow.

Yes o. I think she was also born on a lip year.

Ojikutumemu:
More Christians in Taraba than muslims .Royal liar

okay. may God take you to a place in taraba called gembu and may you stay there for the rest of your life with people you think are Christians. he+diot

laurel03:
taraba is xtain state and they are not hausa like that...

A christian state with hausa as their language, hausa as their behaviour. To me that's as hausa as one can be. I've been there. i know what I'm saying.

Lemme goan show this girl this article.
No. Wait. No need
I thought i saw 'Marry each other and I'll give you 2million'.. mtcheww. Who DG presence help?

Thank God i escaped from the Taraba that NYSC sent me to. I just pity those who think that this arewa people are just threatening with words. We both know very well and it's been proven that we Christians don't reason the way this Muslims reason. They can go to any length to get those '12 virgins' as they've been brainwashed to believe. I listened to an audio t
made by an hausa man and he was saying what the arewa people had planned for the igbos/christians come oct 1st. He said they've stored a lot of poisoned fruits to be sold to christians that are still in their states was the deadline was over. I don't know if somebody here listened to that audio. It's just so scary i tell you.

I have to say, it's news like this that have made me to put a pause on my paying of tithe. I do give to people in need but I've made it a priority to give more to people in need than tithing. It doesn't mean i won't tithe again but seriously, tithing is a biblical issue that isn't very plain. This is another topic sha.

I love my country Nigeria. We are too peaceful. We don't have that strong mind to do something like this. An example was when a benue man steamed up the whole country with 'enough is enough', only for him to bow out shamefully at the 11th hour and those that still protested didn't come up with any positive result. Now they are saying 'our mumu dn do', another toothless revolt that has failure written all over it.
I LOVE MY COUNTRY NIGERIA

wakaman:
Dont take it personal, i just hate pigs.
Pig.

Foool, I'm not igbo in anyway. But I'm human. One who don't clap hands when acts of violence such as this happens to fellow humans. Get a life dude or people might actually celebrate your own death instead of mourning.

Op, don't you pray before you eat?

wakaman:
One by one, substract them.

I just have to ask. Who gave you that stupidity pill to take this morning?
The most important thing you should concern yourself with for now is to learn how to spell 'subtract' before coming to fool yourself on the internet.
Will you be happy if any of your loved ones were among those killed?

October 1st dn turn day of declaration. I declare that I'll watch movies, eat and sleep on october 1st.

Arrggh. No wonder my uncle told me he'll be traveling to Lagos next month. Sometimes I wonder if that man was delivered in a beer parlour.

Because I don't go to ceremonial church services. Today is harvest in my church and the idea of harvest these days are to solicit for funds instead of to harvest souls into the kingdom of God.

What can wash away my sin?Nothing but the blood of Jesus;
What can make me whole again?Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

Oh! precious is the flow
That makes me white as snow;
No other fount I know,
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.

For my cleansing this I see--Nothing but the blood of Jesus!
For my pardon this my plea--Nothing but the blood of Jesus!

Nothing can my sin erase
Nothing but the blood of Jesus!
Naught of works, 'tis all of grace--Nothing but the blood of Jesus!

This is all my hope and peace--Nothing but the blood of Jesus!
This is all my righteousness--Nothing but the blood of Jesus!

Songs like this makes me hunger and thirst more for this Awesome God.

The best governor of our time. There are two great men I'll tell my children about in years time. The first is Christiano Ronaldo and the next person is Governor Wike. Rivers people ain ever seen such a governor before. If you're doubting, please come to elelenwo and see what this great man is doing.

Prinsola:
Someone pls answer me

Bro how far. sent you a pm. please reply

Quick question. The national president of doctors is a doctor. The national president of lawyer is a lawyer, likewise engineers, etc.
Is it safe to say that the national president of conductors is a conductor as well?

On a more serious note though, i think this will curb or should i say reduce the problem of 'one chance', property theft and (maybe) conductor insults cos you can threaten to report them to their association using their tag details and that might humble them, a bit.
Nice one Ambode. Wike please follow suit.

I got really pissed off at my aunt few days ago. I went to visit her and as usual, i made myself at home by going to the kitchen to look for food. There was spaghetti in the pot with boiled egg. Checked the fridge and saw banana. I arranged everything well, prepared to have myself a good meal, only for my aunt to see the food and told me to choose between the banana or the egg, that i can't mix both, that it killed a man some months ago. Although I've seen the pic in whatsapp before, i told her it was just hoax and such can't happen. She was hesitant telling me she don't want anything to happen to me in her home. After much arguing, i just decided to leave everything for her and went to my house.
Now tell me fellas. Can that combo really be poisonous or it's just hoax?
Ps: You can google it to see the news, can't seem to find the pic.

Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44. Please take this to where the world will see it.

Franky826:
try these

1.picsart

2. photo editor and perfect selfie

Thanks. will try it

Looking for an app that i can edit the background to a plain white or black background. Tried so many and none of em gives me what I want. Some are just red background, another is a mixed black and white like s checkers board. Anyone? Anybody?

Wait o. Am i the only one that noticed the gigantic size of the parade commander's belly?
What did he eat? A soldier?