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If una like make una vote efe tire. I've given my 96 we chat votes to tboss. I just dash Debbie-rise the remaining four.
Boss nation for the money

Good afternoon house. Special greetings to my uniben folks. Abeg make una do well to mention me when the Senate approved list is out o. Thanks alot.

Michael Ossai
Uniben
Industrial maths

Pretty much funny

oselydia:
dat's also my plan, my twin sister and I want to get married to an identical twin brothers.

As you over skinny like that so? Babe any one you see just take am, you hear?

I wasn't able to watch the eviction show so when I wanted to check nl for details, on seeing this headline, i literally lifted my hands up to show excitement. I mean I was so scared that my boss baby would be leaving today. So ecstatic right now. Phewwwwww.that was close.
Haters gon hate
Tboss fans gon celebrate.

Where that dino melaye ntorr pic sef

Op as much as I don't support this masturbation of a thing and knowing fully well how demeaning it can make one feel after the act, (been there, done that) ,you also have to put in mind that one cant just decide one day to stop it effectively. Like you said, unless through God.
But i want you to think about that person going through a high sexual drive and is an atheist or doesn't feel as if he can easily reach God, what does the person do when he gets that high arousal? Let me give you some headlines very popular these days in nairaland and other news agencies.

- Man rapes 14 yr old virgin and she dies
- Boy rapes his sister
- Father impregnates his daughter
- Uncle sleeps with his niece, gets her pregnant and she dies while committing abortion

And the most recent one
- Stepfather rapes a 7 month old child

All these and more

Now lemme ask, don't you think a little act of wanking can just avoid most or maybe a high number of those situations i mentioned above?
The answer is yes.
Someone once said if you feel like going back to your ex, go and self-service. I bet you you'll never remember if she ever did existed.
This masturbation of a thing is just a little food you feed your demons so that they don't ask you for something that will bring a bigger shame to you as in the headlines above and trust me, if you ain't got God, when they come asking you'll give them in full dose.
I've said much but I'll summarize with the picture below.
For the benefit of those that turned off the image setting in their browser to save mb, I'll write it down here.

"I've stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now"

Stop masturbation but if you can't just immediately stop, agree with the demons in you so they don't advice you to peep your sister in the bathroom.
Thank you.

Lalasticlala come and let your people know this.

Nairaland rule
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Oya lalasticlala ban yourself

TIDDOLL:
Bravo!...Nigeria ehn

Sometimes I do wonder, with my height, had I been born in the USA, probably I would be an NBA Star,

But not in a country when you are about going to the field.."sneaking out through the back door with your tattered boots" and your mum be like.....

"If you leave Ehnn, Make sure you don't come back to this house ooo"



We are in Nigeria, Where Raw Talents are wasted, except you belong to the upper class. [color=#770077][/color]

Blame your mum then, not Buhari or Nigeria

Don't worry babe. You're gonna scale through.
TeamTBoss

Homeboiy:
chai çè à là vié

RIP hustler

C'est la vie
That's life

The cable tv I've been watching all my life has never been associated with big brother shows. So I've been just reading and following the bbnaija show on social media. I got to my brother's house yesterday and he has a gotv cable. With just today and yesterday's viewing of the show, and after seeing her attitude in the diary room, i say TBOSS ALL THE WAY. I mean that girl is just herself, the kinda girl i like with her straight bitchy idgaf attitude. That's a classic for me I must say.
#teamtbosse

decatalyst:
Op is a really good script writer

I'm being considered for both the Pulitzer and nobel prize.

The photo below took the internet by storm this past week when it appeared a man, who goes by Emamuzo from Delta State was set to marry two brides, Janet and Osioni on the same day.

Our Intel gathered from a close family member in Uro-Urri who will not be named that the smiling lady, Janet is the woman Emamuzo had wanted to marry all along.

Along the line something came up and he traveled. When he returned, Janet was angry with him that he had not told her about the trip. Gist around the village says, He pleaded and apologised yet she refused ending the relationship in the process.

Our unnamed source adds that, members of Emamuzo ‘s family had been invited to settle the dispute but it appeared Janet’s mind was made up.

After a short while, Emamuzo met with the lady that is not smiling, Osioni and before anyone can say “Where is Melaye’s certificate? She was pregnant.

Fiam! Janet comes out from nowhere and says she has forgiven Emamuzo. Emamuzo told her it was her fault he had someone else who was already carrying his child but Janet said no wahala that he should prepare to marry them both.

And that is how residents of the Isoko speaking village witnessed its multiple marriage in the 21st Century. Our Intel gathered that Emamuzo has enough money to make sure his kinsmen make this happen and has done this purely out of love for his old flame, Janet and the mother of his unborn child, Osioni.

Isoko Waadoo! What can we say?

May they live threegether forever.

http://iyeneunwired.com/2017/03/27/real-reasons-delta-man-married-two-brides-in-one-day/

Good evening lalasticlala mynd44 seun

Why shouldn't you hire me?

Uniben student that didn't know these rams is that one a uniben student?

And they still allowed you to use your phone to tweet about the arrest.

Police that will arrest you and still give you your phone to tweet with,is that one police?

From my own observation, I've noticed that just a few people view and comment on Jamb threads even when it makes fp. So then, my question is : Who really are those adults behaving childish here on nairaland?

Make una never go abeg. I de enjoy this xheat like madt. E be like na we cheat people de spoil their market sef.
Mtcheww. Abegi. Good riddance.

Mike Ross

Hushpuppi dn future for 4 fp topics today cos of money and you wan enter fp cos of unripe plantain. Lol. As your name implies, you are really a hungrynigerian

Uniben student wey nor hear shuttle drivers call orforlorbasement (hallfourlawbasement), is that one Uniben student?

Uniben hall 4 student that don't know how to cook beans,is that one a uniben student?

Even in death he still hates her. What she did (I'm guessing it's more than the cheating) must have been pretty damn serious. Am I the only one here who's more concerned about knowing what the lady did?
Instead of Sahara reporters (abi Sahara desert according to apostle sule) to go and interview the guy to bring us credible information thereby making attempt to redeem themselves of an already dying journalism career, they'll wait for the next 'proof' concerning apostle sule.
Una wehdone o.

Just so you don't know. There is a new trend where people come out to rep their various schools, platoon, etc concerning what they've known about the place.

Lemme start first.

Uniben student that didn't know these rams, is that one uniben student?

Feel free to add yours.
Lalasticlala mynd44 seun come and add your own.

Nice.very much funny.

Op just watched Marvel's new 'Dr Strange'. This is partly what he saw in the movie.

Op when flying, did they give you a red or white cape?
Did I hear you say red?
Yup. Dr Strange movie it is.

If she commits suicide tomorrow now cos of the way that guy attacked her, he will become silent, change his facebook name and regret his actions like that ibidun guy did. Most of us don't know that the way someone takes criticism is different from the way another person takes theirs.
We are all beautiful in our own way.

You. Yes you. You are beautiful.

Tomorrow some niggars will still go and sleep with the same girl. Chai. God protect me from the things I don't know.

Arsenal chairman Sir Chips Keswick says:
“We are fully aware of the attention currently focused on the club and understand the debate. We respect that fans are entitled to their different individual opinions but we will always run this great football club with its best long-term interests at heart.
"Arsène has a contract until the end of the season. Any decisions will be made by us mutually and communicated at the right time in the right way.”

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20170309/comment-from-Arsenal-chairman

My fellow gooners is this a same ol same ol story again?

Weird


Meanwhile somebody please help me beg glo to turn up the volume of their network for me or maybe put the equalizer of their network on bass boost, at least just for today. I want to celebrate my birthday today by staying home and watching "Fifty shades darker". I'm currently on the first floor of my house with my hands held high in order to get network. Some people will understand what I'm saying.

Also wishing others celebrating with me today a wonderful birthday celebration and for those that will celebrate me by liking and sharing this message, you'll meet your birthday again before the next 365 days in good health and wealth. And for those that won't like, you'll equally still meet your birthdays too but lalasticlala will ban you. Hehehehe. Just kidding folks.
Tanchu and Jah bless.

Cool


Meanwhile somebody please help me beg glo to turn up the volume of their network for me or maybe put the equalizer of their network on bass boost, at least just for today. I want to celebrate my birthday today by staying home and watching "Fifty shades darker". I'm currently on the first floor of my house with my hands held high in order to get network. Some people will understand what I'm saying.

Also wishing others celebrating with me today a wonderful birthday celebration and for those that will celebrate me by liking and sharing this message, you'll meet your birthday again before the next 365 days in good health and wealth. And for those that won't like, you'll equally still meet your birthdays too but lalasticlala will ban you. Hehehehe. Just kidding folks.
Tanchu and Jah bless.

Lalasticlala come and see your wife material from deeper life.