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[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg7881665#msg7881665 date=1299721901][color=deeppink]~Really~[/color][/quote]yep

On behalf of my wife, I accept all d bday msgs

Some pple are suggestng that Chris Okotie & Hon Patrick Obahiagbon should run on the same ticket, here are d implications, "Beyond d pedantry that d two emanate from contiguous geographical entities in d national configuration which is considered antithetical to d spirit of political balancing, their prodiguous proclivity-cum-propensity for gramma, tical obfuscation may nt only precipitate an apocalyptic psycholinguistic disequilibrium among d proletariat, it may also kick off a cataclysmic descent into a psychosomatic syntagmatic convolulus where highfalutin, harum-scarum grammatical coinages are employed as ballistic projectiles, thereby spreading cantankerous megalomania and linguistic malapropism of catatonic dimensions!

sleep

‎​A GIRLS DIARY. Creating issues for herself,
HER DIARY
 

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Day/night, I thought he was acting  weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends  all day long, solely thought he was upset at the fact that I  was a bit late,but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked  him what was wrong - he said,"Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
 
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."
  When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore,so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
 I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
 My life is gonna be a  disaster.
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HIS DIARY

Today Arsenal crashed out of the Champions league.

 DAMN  IT.

Arsenal to win

so all d Bank PHB lovely adverts na smokescreen, dey re as clueless as a headless chicken, damn!!!!!!

Sm1 sent dis 2 me, bewareoooo WALLET SCAM WARNING! At Shoprite,while packing shopping bag into car, you may be approached by 2 sexy 18 yr old girls in tights, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the closest cab station as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform MouthAction on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday, Friday, Saturday, twice on Sunday and once again today! I'm on my way back there now

sats:
so anybody that uses a bucket is mad?

yes ke
but d good news is, the madness neva reach advanced level

During a visit to a mental hospital,a med student asked d Doctor,"How do u determine whether or not,a patient should b admitted?" "Well",said d Doctor,"We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup & a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub


NL ppl, Please answer the question truthfully " what would you use to empty the bathtub?


Scroll down for the answer

























." The student said,"Oh, a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger!. "No,"said the Doctor,"A normal person would pull the drain plug. Now, which bed do you want?"

evry1 is looking for iice

mukina2:
hehehehehehehehehe

In a trial, a small-town Prosecuting Attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

LAWYER :" Mrs Jones, , do you know me?"

GRANDMA : "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, stared mischievously across the room towards the direction of the defence attorney.
 
LAWYER (to himself) 'oh , well, i shall not fry alone we might as well hear what she knows
about the defence
attorney, "

He continued his questioning of grandma.

LAWYER : ", Mrs, Jones, do you know the defense attorney?, "
GRANDMA  ", Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster.
He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost collapsed.

The judge summoned both lawyers to approach the bench and spoke to them in a
quiet voice :

JUDGE  : If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.

weekend

i like the idea, but the problem is, when you post ur real pic, the enigma behind each OP disappears, also you wont feel free about posting some random crazy stuff, imagine if you knew what MoBo or Mr Cork really looks like, the mystery surrounding their posts ends.

sandraa cos u r hot, dats y u get mouth  

same ole Arsenal, always losing d important games

ZIM DRILL:
be always ready to shove your prick into her mouth

gbam!!!
@least u get to c.u.m

hayourmide:
Hi frd, be in luv with a girl for over a year doen't call for sex, u can b i[b]n luv for 6 to 8 years without sex [/b]what is important is true luv bro. i didn't say dat the two partnner should not ve sex but d most important thing is to understand each other.
10QU frd.

nex:
HOW THE JOKE BUILT ON




It was a joyful day indeed on the 8th of December, 2009 when the all expected judgment on the long legal battle between Comandclem Nig Ltd and the oil giant Mobil Producing Nigeria Unlimited was finally given.

The final judgment which was slated for the 2nd of December was postponed to the 8th because of the resignation of the President of the Appeal Court. At the Appeal Court in Calabar, the court handed Comandclem the rightful owner of the Anti-Corrosive Special Paint for Q.I.T with a non convention patent certificate No. RP 13522 of 5th August 1999.

You will also remember in my earlier post that I mentioned that the case had before been won by Comandclem in the Supreme Court before Mobil bribed the High Court into giving an unjust judgment that the Paint is co-owned by Mobil and Comandclem on a 50-50 basis. Comandclem had to appeal; thank God the case has finally been won by Comandclem in the Appeal Court.

CCNL is presently calculating the Royalties and other Oil companies are to pay with the help of the International Brokers(they are responsible for obtaining debts across the world). It might also interest you to know that CCNL is now registered in the UK, which means that all Oil companies in the UK who use this paint owe CCNL.

Fortunately, the Chairman/founder CCNL, Dr. Clement J.A Uwemedimoh has given a final grace for all Nigerians still willing to register as patentees in the company to benefit from the Royalties Mobil and all other oil companies that are using the paint are going to pay; though he warned that he will call off registrations any moment, and there will be no more registration once it is called off. Registrations are still on in all the CCNL offices across the country, we have our offices in all the states including the FCT.

For those who don’t know anything about the benefits, if you register as a foundation member with N21,500 you stand to benefit N30,000 meal ticket every month. As a Prince/Princess; Reg: + N70,000  Benefit: 150,000 monthly. There are also registrations as a Sir/Lady, as a Noble, as a Baron, and as a Knight. It might also interest you to know that the benefits are for life, and you will be given the opportunity to fill in your next of kin.

So, I enjoin every member of this forum to join all other thousands of Nigerian patentees to register in this one in a lifetime opportunity, to avoid regret. Already registered patentees can also upgrade their membership.
For more info on the company or registration,visit our office in Lagos at No. 32 Western Ave. opp. Abalti Barracks, Ojuelegba- Surulere.
Good Luck

did sum1 actually fall for this scam
so many dumb ppl out there, i guess desperate ppl is a better term

A detailed report required. i commend his effort though, if the rocket he built is what i think it is, its a first step in the right direction. however the challenge in building a rocket is not  in the propulsion system but  actually in the guidance system. i still commend his efforts  

Is dis a joke or na brain teaser

^^Yep
Queen of dry, copy and paste jokes

dis wait is taking too loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

wat a day