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Bash Ali
weekend ws lovely but short sha
hw ws urs?

following simple instructions

Olga

^^lol

‎​Ɣ‎​‎​‎​ do I feel d OP is a Joke or jst testin d sincerity of posters

D Sherlock in me @it again

Big Red Pant-

We meet again

Wetin go happen if d cheque bounce

Hola!!!

Coded

Shud we blow our brains out now

^^trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake '♍

@firearm
ΰ were dumped move on

^^badboy

ΰ nid to get pumped, ur arse and boobies will out sharp sharp

Rotfl

Bi's are good
Lesbians ar hopeless

^I dey search for my missing rib na

@OP
First tins, I guess ΰ r a level headed cool dude, chics always use it on gfuys like dat, Ignore d statement she made abt being a virgin, play ur game as usual dnt loveup, sooner dan later if ΰ play ur cards ryt ΰ'll discover if she is or not. D key is not to dull urself by loffing up.

I met a couple of chics like dat saying d same poo, only for me to "enta d place" & ‎​c sumtin else, and d excuses dey came up wit ws outrageous "I got raped by my uncle/cousin/teacher" " I got disvirgined during sports", bla bla bla

Commitment

I wrote it but d inspiration came from U

So many pretty Babes in hia
I'm so close to heaven

If ΰ r not careful both can sell ΰ either fresh or stale . . .

Tanx

‎​A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a v.agi.na??"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days. The husband says to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and the husband says, "I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to see where he is going with this."
The man asks the same question, "Do you have a v.agi.na?"
"Yes!" Replies the woman.
The man replies, "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours"

Chairman, we just dey push '♍ for dis side.

Preparing for another hangover

koolchicco:
You're just too gbaaskii

^^^how u dey?

shower time

VALIDATOR:
This is actually the 60,453rd time of this joke on NL.But still funny sha.

now dis made me laff

lwkmd