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lynpetra: Lol.Did u perceive the fish smell .Maybe na kotee,or Titus

tanx 4painting dat scene in me head


https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/398059/team-america-puke-o.gif

rockcityfinezz: Nope... why?

ur moniker is d name of one of my fav shows on metrofm

190:
duh!!

i just had sex

hope u washed ur hand

@rockcityfinezz
do u work wit metrofm

lynpetra: Bet u tried that on her,didn't work
Maybe ur waist was too stif to bend...

hahahaha

rockcityfinezz: 2nd best in this case most times always turns to be the best move you will ever make in your entire life.

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f.cu.k the prom queen"

tensor777: Who is the real synthesis by the way. From wanting to eat up your capital by buying a range rover or having a wife/girlfriend that works as an offshore nurse to being obsessed with a girl wey no send you?
What are you up to these days, man.

neva met d guy

p.s
u 4got my personal fav- toxic farts

lynpetra: Thot you have a bird o catch

working on it,

ok

lynpetra: He wasn't talking to you.

i know, amebo tinz

Fhemmmy: This particular one is not for sale but Pre-Ordered, however, we could get you similar one at a cost of ONLY 6.2M Naira . . . . Thanks for your time on our thread as we look forward to doing business with you SOON

delivered to my doorstep?

Jyde81: I can see that u've learnt nothing, quite immature and inexperienced in getting a game(in this case a lady) and not suprised that 'she no send u' according to your words.

i wouldnt be asking for advice, if i were experienced, would i?

lynpetra: Thank you Jude81

for wat?

hw much is d range?

3mil

R.I.P VivianC,

xynerise: I can't believe Typhoid and Malaria can easily kill someone if properly treated.

The symptoms the Op mentioned are symptoms of Cholera.

RIP Vivianc!! *sobs*

usually ppl treat typhoid symptoms for malaria until it becomes too late

Caracta: Huh?

read d post i quoted, tis an example

gal10: hmn! Madam caracta I see you! How's bro mathew briggs? Just asking o, its been a while I saw him here

Caracta: Hehehe. Matthew is fine, I hope. Biko, why are you asking moi? He came around yesterday.

dats y dating a NL is a bad idea- evry1 is in ur bizness

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Awwww
Is your bro handsome, smart, tall with pinchable bum? [/quote]i am

Dannyxy: Noo, i have trust issues

wu doesnt

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Who is he?[/quote]y u dey ask

got this from Linda blogg

"So wait..two grown ass married men, we're both fighting over a single mother of 3 and one of them is now deceased as a consequence? Lmao a tun ku e lona orun. His wife must me a mountain of fire member who has prayed fervently to God to contend with those who contend with her. Men, beware of prayers o. If your wife is praying to God to scatter her enemies unto desolation you need to ask yourself if you are the enemy and repent before you say amen to such prayers. Omo to ba ni iya oun o ni sun oun naa o ni fi oju kan ooru "

the bolded got me laffing

lynpetra: Which might not be what she is feeling in this case.

i kinda agree, chics can b confused, not knowing wat dey really want

brightlomo: collect her number and stated sending her #3000 recharge card everyday.

lol

tensor777: Just I thought she is in the second category of Nigerian babes you mentioned. She is not the hungry type and can well afford going to Mr Biggs everyday as well as the proverbial recharge cards.
The thing is, she is just not having you so trying to up your game by acting who you aren't won't work with this one. She has already seen through you.

not acting o, living it more like it, code a lil less.

freecocoa: Dude I thought you know nothing about naija babes hence your coming to look for help on how to woo one, what changed?

The way you are now sounding makes me think you believe there's something you are not doing right which is why she's yet to say yes, what do you think that is? and in what category does she fall in based on how you categorized naija babes?

actually this thread has been quite useful, i just realized i applied a different model to my approach with her, which failed.

wat i need to do is simple, create an atmosphere of affluence "Effizy" without necessary spending cash- all she apparently needs is an assurance that this dude can "take care of me/maintain my standards"

actually come to think of it,- its quite primodal- our ancestors did d same, the ones with the large farms got better/more wives. a man with one wife then was considered lazy and cudnt attract a "hawt" spouse and mostly like had a small farmyard.

Lizylaw: . since u av succesfully classified naija ladies into doz two categories, I suggest u go back to whereva u came from to get a lady. if they make dt much sense, why u no marry one of dem?

d truth hurts. as with any other rule, we have cases of exceptions, so dis wont apply to all 9ja chics but a vast majority fall into those 2 classes.

freecocoa: This is where you and I will have a problem, don't just start with the naija babes bashing, don't even go there.

So there are no materialistic babes in the country you supposedly came back from?

If anything, this girl you are after should have told you that all girls(especially naija ones)aren't the same cos believe me, if she is materialistic, she'd have given into you a long time ago seeing that you are kinda obsessed with her, using it as an avenue to milk you dry.

actually d girls have dated, split the costs for dinner/ insists on buying their own movie tickets, enter d tube together, rather insisting i drive a range rover, appreciate cards and little notes etc, but dis doesnt apply to an avg 9ja babe

basically there are two kinds of 9ja babes
the poor ones- looking for a guy that will pay bills
the avg/rich ones- looking for a guy that will atleast maintain the status quo they grew up with
so its 1st abt money

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another point ive obviously learnt from this thread is that 9ja babes are materialistic and drven by wat a guy can "seemingly" provide. flashy tinz- not moved by words. cash and effizzy 1st any other thing is jara

ifex370: op...
i suggest you peacefully leave the girl and move on!
i happen to be a victim of such cricumstances,i just had to face reality head-on and convince myself that she didnt feel the same way about me... its been 6 months now,but i survived...

.....settling 4 second best