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[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=878126.msg10264374#msg10264374 date=1330086599]It's not compulsory to observe etiquette of any kind.[/quote] - really, guess u havnt been in a fancy restaraunt

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=878126.msg10264383#msg10264383 date=1330086666]i think most left handers eat the same way as right handers, when in public.[/quote]atleast u no d purpose of etiquette.

mkmyers45:
Quite a Candid Opinion here, Must Etiquette be observed? Are you concerned about stares or about the lady in from of you?

yes it must? thing is peeps around hia are myopic- imagine being on national tv/being a celeb and u cant hold ur cutlery right

@Tpia, woodcock, babzila and co
u ppl are really bush- i bet u use spoon to eat eba

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^^ thanks , but u havnt answered my question, do lefthanded ppl hav a right to hold the cutlery different from righthanded folks

ok, anything for u

hahehe

is dat berra

heheha

dyt used to b a fruit till she stopped growing

I took this very hot gorgeous Chic for dinner in a proper restaurant, we had the appetizer no wahala, but when it came to the main course- the chic apparently "fall my hand" she held the fork with her right hand while her left hand was holding the knife , after expressing my disgust about her apparent "bushness" she explained subtly that she was left-handed as such the normal table etiquette do not apply to her.

it seemed logical even though i couldnt help but notice the unusual stares in our direction. Is it okay for lefthanded (southpaws) people to hold the Knife with the left hand while the fork is held in the right hand?

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walahi!!! i took ur advice and strolled outside, within 5mins see as howt chicss dey rush me , i had to run back inside with two of them

@shadrach777
thanx mate- less grease on ur palms

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rewinding

Yes they have. A couple of yrs ago, Popsy inhouse driver went out with one of the cars, we didnt think anything was amiss till we observed he hadnt returned with the car for over 5hrs, no one had sent him on an errand and he didnt show up at the office. A look into his room we cud still see his favorite shirt hanging by the window, but on breaking into his quarters we discovered he had cleared all his belongings, that was when we raised the panic button. a couple of minutes later two guys brought the driver to our gate, and asked if we could identify him, we did. The police guys narrated how they ran a two month sting mission on the driver with the dude thinking they were genuine buyers of stolen vehicles, ever since then i always respect the NPF despite its various shortcomings.

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is there a new NL

a brief online search and i discovered the pix to be fake- its an old youtube clip dat was used to generate the pix

just saw d pics myself, cant verify if its photoshopped or not, dats d gist in town nw

y blame SLS
Was he d one that ran d banks poorly,
ur angers shud b channeled to the greedy ex-CEOs - d likes of ibru, erastus e.t.c of the affected banks

nyansh is too small

Sagamite:
If you can get your arse to make enough money so she does not have to work, then you can make such remarks.

If she is doing your "traditional" job of financial provision, then who are you to call her lazy?

u completely missed my point, the so called modern woman a.k.a career woman alias queensmith is completely self-conceited. if you make all d money in d world and offer her to quit her job- she wud find a reason to complain.

@OP
suck it in, find a way to make it work, sort ur self out and stop whinning, u arnt d first career woman to get married duh!!

in my house guys arnt allowed in d kitchen, our ancestors def knew whr a woman's place is

on a serious note.
if a man doesnt make enough money for the family- women complain,
if a man after a hard and tiring day's work cant do his wife ryt- she go complain.
if a man after a hard, tiring day's work want do his women for some succour- she wud say its always about sex
if a man doesnt help out in d kitchen- the woman says he is selfish and uncaring.

this potrays the modern woman as lazy and self-conceited bigots- stick to ur traditional roles as "home makers" and stop whining

next, they wud want us to breastfeed the Babies

choi!!! c complaints
my wife had beta get ready.
1. No to bulk shopping- i like my food Fresh
2. No to Microwave- I like my Life cancer free, and my dishes Fresh and hot.
3. No to house helps- duh!! y did i get married in d first place
4. Be prepared to always clean up after me- cant help it- only a sissy keeps his room clean

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slex:
Thanks ink, i got a shock after posting my comment, i went to class and a Ukrainian girl , who is my classmate gave me a card and chocolate and a little heart. i thanked her and she invited me to go with her with to the club

nw dats cool

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