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Nj girl:
lefu u are a very interesting character. I have never come accross one like u.
A man with indeflatable pride, since i joined nl, i ve not seen any1 dat has faced more ridicule than u yet u pride urself a prince and put up uncountable ridiculous posts daring all nlanders.
A man with an imagination without limits, how many people on nl have as many imaginary frnds as u do, u cojure friends everyday and write false outrageous stories about them.
A big dreamer, who else would stay in his village seat behind a laptop and create a fantasy world, and dream beyond borders who else but d great prince lefulefu.
Behind all ur numerous faults, i see a talented writer, a man whose dreams have no limits, if only you would channel ur youthful energy and talent to something and reasonable § get a cure for ur obsession with women and nyansh, some of ur dreams myt just precipitate true. I m advising u as a mother.

Lefulefu- u don catch one americana already-

men are naturally polygamous and she has accepted her role

@OP
y wud a sane decent chic want to go to a night club all by herself

i've met chics in a posse at clubs, so i guess ur thread doesnt add up

wat is p r i c k

UK Bobo:
I am sorry to hear your story. I live in London (originally from Southampton) and my girlfriend is Yoruba. I am white English and we have had a few issues over some cultural issues between us but thankfully we have worked through them. She used to regularly ask me for money, phone credit, hair money, despite having a job herself and I told her that this had to stop as I was not a mobile ATM (Automatic telling machine not Bottom to Mouth).

Through conversation, she said that in Nigeria, women regularly asked their partner for money .

GBAM!!!!! u hit d nail on d head bruv "naija gals are overpampered"- refer to the topic below- https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-837134.0.html
whr all dose babes wey dey bash me on dat thread

na wa o- nobody wan meet me

[quote author=na_so link=topic=849848.msg10006514#msg10006514 date=1327055494]What i learnt is Gbenga Okunnowo is returning to Barca to reclaim his right full back position, Dani Alves is available for any interested club.[/quote]breaking news!!!! kano pillars signed Alves tomorrow

wants, needs, "must haves" and resources

2buff:
You dey chop cake everyday?
Hope it goes to your hips and thighs.

y u dey ask

^^^lmao

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=850136.msg10003174#msg10003174 date=1327006702]^^
How good a left-back is he?[/quote]GBAM!!!!!

need a challenge

d search for d missing men has been suspended

sirwebs:
No matter how much they pay him, Arsenal will roast them Devils on Sunday. I can bet my last card.

lai lai- i tink real madrid will sign messi in march

can you do personalized noodles,

Idowuogbo:
Karma is a bi@tch

Dude cool your spirit, Egbon akin will soon pass her over to next available Johnny English.Her case na "wear and tear",u go soon hia scores na2day! Dude find ursef anoda galfriend but make sure she looks badder dan your ex.Abeg no carry your runs come your street o,bcus na Buda Suilamon(van damn lookalike) go overtake u next lol

gbam!1

whr is d bike, need to come for inspection?

i think a rattle snake is inside

^^^^yibberish

snthesis can i meet you?

^^dude, u 4got ur pills again

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]I should be asking you, since you would rather wan[i]k[/i], than pay a lady's bills. . .[/color]

Hmm! interesting point of view- so u r saying if u dont pay , u hav to w[i]ank[/i]

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Poster u've got a Hump with Ya GF? [/color]

yeah- rihanna is too demanding

"dont shit whr u eat"

summary abeg

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=833540.msg9962948#msg9962948 date=1326547794]STedman? a somali? is that the best she can do? she interviews the whole planet but cant find a black man! [/quote]

chinese newyear

^^^in regards to the oilspill - reports suggests the quantity of spill is in d region of approx 13barrels.

mukina2:
will do

oyah kiss nau

Igwe419:
Nigerian women are the only women that complain when the guy does not pay her bills

Igwe H.S.O.F.N

GBAM!!! dey go around on a date with "Vex money"

freecocoa:
Thank you,but you do know there's a word like that right? "Length and breadth" Ring a bell?I just mistook it for breathe or in this context breath.

u r welcome

MsDarkSkin:
^^cool!! i won't tell a soul!

me sef

sexkillz:
[color=#000040]It's only dumb hallucinating idiots that will willingly pay a lady's bills and then turn around and start complaining! Did she ask you to pay? Why did you not inform her that you wont foot the bill before taking her out? Pamper my foot! If you dont want to spend, leave the girl alone. Buy your popcorn and eat alone! No one would question you! Dont willingly foot the bills and then turn around and cry wolf! It's damn st[i]u[/i]pid and just plain immature!. . .[/color]

arnt u tired of wan[i]king[/i] , haba ur shoulder muscles are d most developed part of ur body

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=837134.msg9915058#msg9915058 date=1325956481]for the average nigerian girl who never gets to sniff such goodies, her following you to eat eba and N10 meat at a roadside buka doesnt mean she's being pampered.

sometimes people do it for the company.[/quote]aww!!! so sweet, ehm wat movie did u get dat from

truss me

i bought @ N97 ysday Total Ikoyi

hala madrid