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Okija_juju: Also...

1. If you pour salt inside your wallet at night before you sleep, your money will change to Pounds Sterling.

2. If you pour a little amount of salt inside your egusi soup, the taste will change.

3. Pour salt inside your fuel tank before each journey, it acts as fuel injector cleaner and enhances fuel economy.

4. If you are injured, add salt to the injury.

5. Pour some salt on Psalm 23 before every prayer for immediate response.

ebamma: sip garri mixed with salt and sugar for sipping is a delicacy

begwong: @Op always try to post or rather quote your source.Except if you are the originator of this post,cause i saw it on a friend's FB page

ocman: RUBBISH POST

calcal: those jobless has no experience to do the job and training them to work 5 hrs on Saturday na waste of resources.

samstradam: It's just a matter of time before someone comes on this thread and points out that all the affected workers are IGBOS.

Mad Cow: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NEW FOUND RUBBISH!!?


Since when did Nairaland frontpage turn into House fellowship?!

Make this nonsense no repeat ehnself again o!!

Anybody wey wan hear preaching, make ehn go church.. This is not a religious website!!

You have been duly warned!

uniqueval: Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

anitank: WTF?!!! *rolling*

uniqueval: Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

silibaba: la casera and gala did the magic

so i dumped her 2 weeks later

tunapawizzy: na joke i dey joke o

Dreal1247: .
I commend d maturity that is gradually setting into Nl. Keep it up.

Dreal1247: .
I commend d maturity that is gradually setting into Nl. Keep it up.

delors: I dey suspect say na u be the girl self...

Dreal1247: .
I commend d maturity that is gradually setting into Nl. Keep it up.

Rastamann: I am a born again and believe in God's love and not the type that will make Goldie to hide her husband from Prezzo!

blaise26.abj:
Got her intellectually charged, sensually adventurous, spiritually uplifted and always expecting the unexpected. When i asked her out, she simply said "how on earth can i say no". And she was my first and only girlfriend.

delors: Na love letter na...SS2...and later I buy her mirinda drink and buns during long break...My first love...chei! I nor fit forget her lailai. She farted when I touched her tiny b.o.b.b.y...dat time for class after school hours! I nor fit forget lailai!

tunapawizzy: if the abused does not feel abused, then its no abuse....thumbs up @Jackbauerballs what sweet aunty moji did to u might be done to ur daughter by a hunky uncle Kabiru

anitank: U don't have to be harsh man, was only kidding

cyril83: Wanted to woo her with my car but later discovered I Didn't Need a car to woo any Girl in my school

Just Wear a Starched Shirt and Hold a Car key! Lol

anitank: U don't have to be harsh man, was only kidding

190-the-clown:
Whats funny about what i did
I saw a girl, liked her, tipped my friend who bathed her with MUD WATER
and i used the chance to go in for what i wanted
2days later we were having sex

whats funny

a week later she knew it was planned cos she saw me driving my car
Nor be small quarrel that day

anitank: The question is for the guys na

SimonAndal: Sexy! :>

mickyyss: [size=14pt]NA LIE!

Even if na true, you prolly wanted to use the opportunity to extort money from them boys.

Come try that kind bull crap for my jungle, if dem born you well.

Wetin you even find come there, you go talk.[/size]

anitank: U should go to a Casino where Big men gamble and try acting "detective" on them and watch them blow ur brains out

kehinde1588: 2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd comment

anitank: *pulls up a chair and sits down, sipping fanta*

Let's hear it

190-the-clown:
I gave my car keys to my friend who pretended to splash water on her body along the road
I raced to the scene took off my shirt and pretended to clean the muddy water off her body-
the rest was history

2days later - we were having s-e-x