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Mad Cow: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NEW FOUND RUBBISH!!?


Since when did Nairaland frontpage turn into House fellowship?!

Make this nonsense no repeat ehnself again o!!

Anybody wey wan hear preaching, make ehn go church.. This is not a religious website!!

You have been duly warned!

uniqueval: Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

anitank: WTF?!!! *rolling*

uniqueval: Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
27DCE6A4

silibaba: la casera and gala did the magic

so i dumped her 2 weeks later

tunapawizzy: na joke i dey joke o

Dreal1247: .
I commend d maturity that is gradually setting into Nl. Keep it up.

Dreal1247: .
I commend d maturity that is gradually setting into Nl. Keep it up.

delors: I dey suspect say na u be the girl self...

Dreal1247: .
I commend d maturity that is gradually setting into Nl. Keep it up.

Rastamann: I am a born again and believe in God's love and not the type that will make Goldie to hide her husband from Prezzo!

delors: Na love letter na...SS2...and later I buy her mirinda drink and buns during long break...My first love...chei! I nor fit forget her lailai. She farted when I touched her tiny b.o.b.b.y...dat time for class after school hours! I nor fit forget lailai!

tunapawizzy: if the abused does not feel abused, then its no abuse....thumbs up @Jackbauerballs what sweet aunty moji did to u might be done to ur daughter by a hunky uncle Kabiru

anitank: U don't have to be harsh man, was only kidding

cyril83: Wanted to woo her with my car but later discovered I Didn't Need a car to woo any Girl in my school

Just Wear a Starched Shirt and Hold a Car key! Lol

anitank: U don't have to be harsh man, was only kidding

anitank: The question is for the guys na

SimonAndal: Sexy! :>

mickyyss: [size=14pt]NA LIE!

Even if na true, you prolly wanted to use the opportunity to extort money from them boys.

Come try that kind bull crap for my jungle, if dem born you well.

Wetin you even find come there, you go talk.[/size]

anitank: U should go to a Casino where Big men gamble and try acting "detective" on them and watch them blow ur brains out

kehinde1588: 2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd comment

anitank: *pulls up a chair and sits down, sipping fanta*

Let's hear it

IamAthens: I didn't woo the girl o,na she jst tel ma frnds sy she dey trip. Ma guys cum arange d package bt tey tey d gal go dy slip wit ma pady n na wen she get belle we knw.

playah P: :PMmmtchew... See the albino baby sef!! Mmmttcchew... Ugly mucheche!!

Gideon1010: Hi dear, Return If Possible (R.I.P.).

Fatdon: Goodby goldie, plz when you get to heven great dagrin for me. Then him i will join him one day.