₦airaland Forum

OMG!!! "190 million naira" "$527,777" if you take this morning to India you can buy "immortality"

I hope its not my joint close to Eagle line park......??

Someone explain "Used" by yahoo boys

Once 'local man' see money they tend to overdo things, which one is pouring of champagne on them and changing of t-shirt during proposal again?

iomoge2:
Hi

Is it presentation we wee eat?

Kai!!! This is how i love my food!!! Forget all those pictures that look like Hollywood filmtrick' this is the reality!!!

See face like rotten cocoyam! How someone can believe that this woman that looks like the ambassador for "African poverty' can get him a job with ordinary 'local government chairman' is a mystery to me

Am i the only one hearing "Dont Four for free"??! With her face like '300 naira sharwamah'

Sharp guy!!! When you invest in a rich man's daughter you are definitely going to get 'profit' but if you mistakenly try this stunt with all these ladies that poverty is their family logo, they will just hang all their problems both past, present and future and your neck

I wonder the need for 'fanfare' during inauguration of African leaders in countries that are in a state of shambles, Africa is far behind almost every other country in the world in terms of development so the need to stop all this razzmatazz and get straight to work!!


Ps-I am not optimistic about Mr George Weah.....

See how she be like "Volkswagen Passat Ball joint" .


Ps-I am from Labiran in Ibadan, apart from my two sisters I haven't met any 'fine girl' from Ibadan, i remember the first time i went to Akwa in Anambra state and i saw female "hawkers" that are beautiful enough to send Miss Nigeria packing. When i say that the most beautiful girls in Nigeria are from the "East" most people think am an easterner trying to start a tribal war but it is just the simple honest truth!!

WTH!!! Damn!!!

I remember one night i entered a taxi filled with all men, as soon as i closed the door i looked round and it occured to me that i will get robbed if i didnt act fast, first thing i did was i brought out my packet of cigarette from my pocket and put one stick in my mouth without lighting it and i pretended to be on the phone with my guy using all the cult slangs i know in this life, i noticed they all relaxed and knew i now had the upperhand so i decided to establish my authority by shouting at the driver with my deepest voice "You dey crase you nor go reduce that radio!!" ironically when we got to my destination the driver did not even collect money, he just said "carry your problem go"!

Sango oooo!!! A whooping $3.3billion, ordinary '400 naira" change i forgot to collect at the petrol station i nearly get malaria


Ps- America get billionaires sha, almost everyone on the list is American

When they have used all the company money to pay artistes and dash subscribers 'imaginary' cars. I wonder why Nigerian companies never stand the test of time

Coatal-Forte tablets, one in the morning and one in the night for the next three days, if symptoms persist consult your doctor!!

Happy Birthday to the "Complainer in Chief" of the Federal Republic of Nigeria!! So Baba sef bin dey plait hair that year

Ps-So this uncle is just 44 and he will be talking to his father's mate anyhow

In words of a great woman, "If pikin fail nor be repeat he go repeat?"

Neoteny:
Sex doll.

One that can accommodate pot bellies.

820k for "Doll baby"!! A complete fineboy like

me with two hands, when them never deport

all the girls in Nigeria or introduce Shariah law

abeg gimme the money!!!!

mpowa:
Shut up your mouth Jare! Fool. Who is your family? Your brother that should find his way in life just like you did or your immediate family which entails your wife and children? It is people like you that should in case your sibling die you will collect all his properties and send the wife and children away claiming he's your brother, you're entitled to his properties, can't believe some of you went to school and you still reason this backward, very pathetic...Now I understand why Peter of Psquare is having problems, so many archaic reasoning youths who can't separate immediate family from extended family, immediate family is your #1 priority, your extended family can only be supported based on what you have and are willing to give - I can't believe and need to teach basic primary school sociology to grown-up fellows.

You better hurry up and finish cleaning the house and make breakfast before madam wakes up.......

Neoteny:
You've won the internet.

I hope the price is "cash" because Papi needs a new car

To my fellow debtors don't get inspired, this article is for the "premier league" debtors not us the "Division 5" debtors owing mechanics, runs girls, landlord etc.

mpowa:
If you really believe this trash you typed I pity your wife and the future of your immediate family...The most disturbing thing is that so many fools liked it... A moment of silence for the Nigerian youths.

It is men like you that we should be having moments of silence for, men that have 'mortgaged' their family for their wife, from the way you

sound, i suspect you will be washing your wife's underwear in the name of "i love my wife" with your head like Nissan fuel pump! Agbaya!

ABAKILIKI

"3 whole years" later we are still hearing Diezani this Diezani that!!! We are tired of all this gist!!! Its either they make arrests or keep the discoveries to themselves., infact we have forgiven Madam Diezani!!!

I reckon it is safe to say she arrested his body and mind

For me Soberdrunk, if there is no "cellulite" then it isn't right! Shout out to my thick ladies but i still aint messing with y'all in public though

The fact that Amara hasn't tendered a 'public apology' yet shows that Kanu cannot control his wife, see how she has turned his brother to the joke of the year, my elders say "if my brother is put to shame and i say i am not ashamed it means i have no shame". How can any 'responsible' 'real' and "complete" man sit back and watch as his brother is rubbished in front of the whole world!!

Kai!!! I hide my face in shame!!! See the way they are seeing "dustbin bags" as achievement in 2018 to the extent that they even posed with it and took pictures, we really have a very long way to go........

It is "Extremely" disturbing that Africans even consider this an 'invention' in "2018"

No matter how foolish a man may be, there will still be people hailing him as the smartest man on earth and Nigerians are the masters when it comes to 'false praise' especially when money is involved......

MhizzAJ:
Good evening "Uncle pin mouth charger"!!!

How is the bottomless pit tonight?