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Kai!!! So this Ebube babe nah 'low budget' in looks and nah all those Instagram magic tools dey help her ministry. See as she be like all these aspiring bankers way dey marketing department for micro finance bank

Abeg who is that cute girl smiling in the second picture and why her teeth be like wetin Mr Bones use learn dentist work? someone please confirm if she is 'ripe', i am not with my glasses.....

"FOUR SWIMMING POOLS"!! Reminds me of that primary school lie, 'we had four swimming pools but armed robbers came and stole 2

Vivid imagination by Kwam1

searching for a Toyota Corolla 2003 without a tracker is like looking for a needle in a haystack without light, the odds are not favorable at all at all! Just commot your mind and start planning for a better car.....

This bride is evil, she just pack all her friends way she know say get one comma or the other use do bridesmaid, look closely at the bridesmaids, its either Olympus has fallen, hunchback, weird body shape, short, christian mother hands etc.....

pweetiedee:
Jobless man still dey get side chic? You see why she said she won't cook if she is the bread winner

Most men are useless.

You that I quoted, unto say u no get job, u still wan get side chic?

Lazy ass men all around. They cannuh hustle, and they will be crying that their gf left them for a richer guy.

mtchewww

Madam with that your 'upper Iweka wig', it seems you want me to spoil the rest of the year for you with my mouth? You better not start what you cannot finish!

No problem!! Nah still your money the Side chic go use arrange better meals for me since you cannot be humble.........

Nigerians have become so thirsty for blood, see as people line up dey wait, some even commot cloth enter canal with thief.....

Op this your English nah Kalakuta English ooo! "Soldiers also burn his house and throw his mother outside window, which later turn to the death of Fela mum"

I dey like these type of girls, the makeup "crouching tiger hiden dragon" go bad gaaannn!!!

So it is only her husband that has that type of shirt and potbelly? #ITWASNTME

Baba don increase the mileage, weaken the shocks, wear all the bolts and nuts before he finally do 'change of ownership'. He get luck, nah him full album she for submit for Marine HQ.

PS-Isnt it ironic how the man became 'darker' and the lady became "lighter'......

My 'father-in-laws's' facial expression in the last picture be like "Bros small small dey shake me ooo, nah pastor i be and i nor follow receive training for Gwoza hills".....

She sounds more like a 'scorned lover' than a 'rape victim', no human being with a discerning mind will be able to swallow this story. Here are the things I don't understand----

1)How will a guy you don't want to get intimate with touch your breast the first time and you still chill with him without raising alarm?

2) After the 'alleged' rape he went upstairs and you couldn't reach for your phone or even raise alarm?

3)You still escorted him out and even took pictures? Who ecorts their rapist?

I can't say i blame the authorities for not taking her serious because this story sounds too fictional to be true......

Abeg wetin 'Road' safety dey do there?

"Nigerian Agricultural Quarantine services' am i the only Nigerian hearing this for the first time and how were they able to value the package at "6.9 million' if they didn't open it?

Talk of "keeping it in the family", am sure they were just waiting for their son to mature so they can add "and Sons' to the company name.....

Nah the same 'vip treatment' my mama give me and brother that year for watching "Last American virgin'....

If you use all the energy dance, which energy you wan use 'enter the place' for night.....?

Somebody will now carry one 'unfortunate' babe to this hotel and she will open her 'unfortunate' mouth and say "i am on my period', red is kuku my favorite color...........


Ps- If me and 23 of my guys mistakenly pay for this hotel, we will leave with enough 'takeaway' to furnish another full medium size hotel......

Baba even do customized plate number, no time!!! I dey always tell people say if i mistakenly' buy any of these cars way cost pass most people houses, nah my 'phone number" and "house address" i go use do plate number plus my 'full' picture go dey the car body" THEIR REAL FATHER!!!

So after i buy it '#275 million', i will be driving down the road and people will be shouting "Psst psst!! A drop" beacause it looks a lot like Mazda 626 that people use for Taxi NO THANK YOU!!!!

What do you expect!!? See the fresh titus way papa dey chop for old age, i sure say the girl nah Major General for the 'marine kingdom' army and them don seal Baba case file for the other world......

GogobiriLalas:
and people like you need to quickly die out so Africa can evolve

.....Okay i have noticed you, are you happy now?