₦airaland Forum

jaybee3:
Yeyebwoiiiii

I have marked your face, you are owing me beer, nor use laugh cover up

No 3 is holding over 70% of Nigerian entrepreneurs back......

So Diamond bank encourages underage banking? Interesting.........

Nma27:
Cheap love don't last. Money can't buy love

If money cannot buy love then why do we pay "brideprice"??

Retailing of consumables....

jaybee3:
You committed the same offence bro..How did you manage to conclude it's okay to classify me as a child?

Are you not a "Child" of God?

Nowadays with 10-15k you can find 'love' without 'stressing' yourself when you travel to another state in Nigeria.........

Na today we don dey hear this type of story? I still remember how one of our leaders promised us that we will use our cassava to take over the world.......

Cute!

Ps-kai! Its another weekend and my future wife is going to receive 48hrs of 'kobokoing' from another man, what a wicked world....

jaybee3:
It's obvious your brain needs rebooting if you derived joy/comfort from abusing your father just to make a baseless point.

See how you are changing my words like my Ex-gf. I simply said you dont know someone and you are insulting the person, to end this war of words, buy me 5 bottles cold gulder and we will forget this ever happened.....

Which kain wahala be this, now person go just dey suspect any movement for inside ceiling........

As long as the end justifies the means, if you need money and i want to give you N5million, will you be worried about the bank cheque i issue? Whether its Uba, Diamond or Gtbank is it not the same N5million. My brother as long as she is everything you want, whether she use charm, 'efo riro', 'Crouching tiger holding protector' or light three different colours of candle on your head, it dont matter!! If you still have doubts you send me her details, am willing to be charmed!

jaybee3:
Shattap diaaaa

She was clear and concise with her message and that mistake should be excused since it wasn't a noticeable pattern

You children will just open your mouth and insult anybody on Nairaland, you dont even know whether its your father that is commenting...

For me to pay N3 million per night for that suite, Seyi Shay, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Simi etc etc go dey on standby 24hrs for my entertainment.......

Which kain wahala be this, now person go just dey suspect any movement for inside ceiling......

Lanre must "PROOF" it ooooo!!!

See as she be like Malta guiness bottle, with her strong body like Mikano generator........

I suspect "heartbreak"

See the expression on the face of the lady standing in the middle of the girl and guy snapping with their phones like "Chai!! My own bobo for camp just increased my mileage for nothing".......

"Whiskey"....

Olodo way wan do 'chop and clean mouth' come do mistake score goal and the girl papa threaten am with Orunmila, he wan come dey advice hin Uncles.......

Why do you guys like twisting whatever this guy says? He simply said nobody knows who is going to make heaven and not that the pastor is not going to heaven.......

So turning me to 'stockfish' when i die is respect? No thank you!! I'd rather let the maggots enjoy me........

The look alike, the only difference is 'complexion' and 'age'.....

'Led to a "brief" power cut', if nah Nigeria by this time next year dem still fit never get light for that area.......

Kiki Osibanjo-----I have already picked our honeymoon spot but i want your daddy to become "President" first, that 'vice' is 'second' position and nah 'First' we dey carry for Ibadan.......

Kai!! Poverty makes a man very stupid sha!!! See Ex-governor cruising in Benz S550 with their money and they are standing under sun with placards singing his praise, say he too bless them nah #500naira each.....

These women way men dey beat like this, they dont have 'brothers' or 'male cousins'? Any man that tries this with any of my female family members will know that i have i danced the dance of the spirits plus my basic training, i will show him a brand new type of pain.......

King Solomon.....

Nollywood don dey try ooo!! Waiting for the day they start acting sc-fi movies like Star Wars.....