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See the number of 'important' people that came out for 'ordinary' magazine launch, call them for 'important' events that will impact the lives of ordinary Nigerians and move the country forward and all of them will be forming busy.......

She is just trying to stay relevant........

See face like bursted oil pipeline......

I will go back for 1% of that money.......

Kai!!! That was genocide, pythons are harmless plus you just wiped out a whole family......

Oldnyoung:
When I warned u to control ur alchohol intake u thought it was one of those street jokes: 1) Ur GF left u bc she was tired of guiding u home & cleaning ur daily vomit from drunkenness. 2) u have a passion for toks tyres. U service ur car once in 2 yrs & drive into any & all pot holes adorning naija roads. 3) u hv already called all ur close relations witches bc of ur own silly habit. 4) lest I forget, did d marijuana therapy work? Recall ur uncle paid for u since u were still high at d time. God help u [color=#000099][/color]

Cynthia? Kelechi? Shade? Yvette? Chioma? Chinyere? Bola? Jennfer? Abiola? Tonia? Lizzy? Edidiong? Betty? Amara? Adaku? Ezinne? Uchechi? Tessy? Etc? Etc? IS THAT ONE OF YOU?

I always say it, if a woman is 'misbehaving' it is the husbands fault. Women are like 'wild horses', you need to learn how to tame your horse and horse experts will tell you the best and safest way to tame a horse is to 'gain its trust" rather than beat it to submission....

hernandson:
serious bro!!!!! serious!!! sound like that I would say I don't even if I do, common buh not some extra large ones....extra large ones are just fantasies nobody wanna end up with that trust me

Any man that is scared of 'big boobs' cannot handle success.....

dessz:
yes,.............MEEE, I hate boobs #teamnyash

Men who prefer 'nyash' to 'boobs' have high gay tendencies because men can have big nyash too but any man that has big boobs is very abnormal.......

Challenge accepted!!!

I still dont know why people like 'overhyping' this lady, she looks like the regular cute girl next door.......

Is there any 'complete' man who doesnt like "big boobs"....

The witch cried yesterday and the child died today", it is not a 'coincidence'.......

I bin wan go oooo....

Was killed by "corps members"??

Akwa ibom witches gat no chill!! I remember breaking up with my Akwa Ibom gf, that week i lost two tyres and my car started overheating in raining season......

The hustle is real......

It wont be the first time, Helen of Troy ignited a 'full war"......

Aunty shay you will not respect yourself and dress like married woman, until small boys start doing you 'psst' 'psst' and "hey baby".......

Even for Us presidential ticket I NOR DO!!!

"Leicester City in the January transfer window in a £15m deal" and yet nah toyota 'highlander' way the back shocks nor good hin girlfriend dey use...........


Ps-If he is "20" then the girlfriend will how old? 14?

Na joke nah!!! Soldiers cannot just "play" with him again?

All these fine girls that like forming 'Sabina" That is how one on my bbm put up this status "Congratulations Anthony Joshua for leading your team to win the UEFA championship".......

Kneel!!! I hereby Kinght him "SIR "LIANUS" Peter Obi of house "DECEPTION"

Some people are very ungrateful sha!!! They even made the cake "bigger' and you are still complaining........


Ps-Which one is "god brother" again?

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The look in her eyes in the first pic....... Our elders have a saying "Even if the lion decides to adopt the goat as a child, in times of extreme hunger, he will not fail to devour it..........

From different armies, if not that am fasting, i will have said more.........

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