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Tinubus facial expression be like "Correct man!! Nor mind this mugu way dey my side"......

That first picture though, looks like the little missy knows "Kung Fu", that is the perfect stance for "Crouching Hyena flying Chimpanzee"

This is why i am scared of women, women are very 'impulsive'.........

They want to know whether he don swalllow something because the way he use beat a whole "Dr Steelhammer" left 'real' boxing followers in shock.....

When you are served 'fried rice' but you are craving 'concotion rice'

If they will sell any one that fuel and oil and other things are smelling inside the cabin for "#2.5million" ayam interested ooo

Seems Ghanaian Police respects the rights of criminals, they even gave him handgloves and the guy is still looking quite decent. I trust my NPF, they for don re-arrange half of the guys face.....

Lemme guess his name, "Wan-Kee-Lee"!!

The first picture though, the guys facial expression be like "chai i will miss Amakas crouching tiger holding protector and Nkechis soup" while the ladys facial expression be like "hahaha This idiot bin wan chop and run but he nor know say i submit him profile for marine world"

"LANRE ON THE BEATS"!! "BEATS BY LANRE"......."

Kai!!! Dapada!!! See how small mistake just reverse this guy destiny back to 'analogue' from "digital', his village people must be operating on '12G DARK"

I wonder if the natural milk will still be "liquid" or has become "powdered".......

Interesting! I wonder if the 'natural' milk will still be liquid or 'powdered'.....

Awwwww! There love is 'yeasty'......

These London boys and their love for stabbing/knives.........

Things fall apart----"Eneke the bird says that since men have learned to shoot without missing, he has learned to fly without perching.'.....

It is obviously an inside job.......

It could be one of three things---

1)You escaped from the "friendzone' and she has sent you back.

2)She has found someone better and decided to let you go

3)She is upset that you postponed the movement and decided to torment you(its what my ex gf does)


Whichever it is, she doesn't respect you and you need to teach her to, dont call! Lock up, if you know where she hangs out, go there with another girl and make sure you display affection with the other girl, this is "Operation Torment the Tormentor"

So Hushpuppi is now an 'inspirational' speaker? I fear for the future of this country, a young man with no explainable 'source of income' or skill that displays 'questionable' wealth is now the one giving our youth advice?

Emi ooooo! It is beacause they are far more spiritual than your average pentecostal lady and they have some weird spiritual practices that scare most men but me Soberdrunk i fear nothing!!! I you like be OO, Cele, Hindu, Hare, etc etc, if you "qualify" you will collect koboko"

It is very possible but nobody should dare relate it with the situation in Nigeria, here in the Niger Delta the militants, kidnappers, political assasins, cultists are not people of a certain religion so nobody should dare blame religion for our problems....

See as he keep face like Love Machine......

Why the ADC come dey 'oversmile' like say nah him dey wan snap?

Virginia...... with her head like Virgin Atlantic jumbo jet....

I am a yoruba man and an admirer of Pastor Tunde plus he is even my namesake but in all honesty this OP has a point, his silence on issues shows some level of favoritism.........

jaybee3:
Have you got beautiful sisters with obvious assets?

I'm actually very capable ya know

Hehehe! If i give you my sister, you will start drinking

Slay grandma......

jaybee3:
The fear of getting drunk and not being in control of my actions was enough to stop me from getting started

Dont take this the wrong way, are you a 'Straight" guy?

She is still young, by the time she hits mid thirties more than 75% of these requirements will be scrapped......

jaybee3:
I don't drink and certainly won't encourage it


Something else and i might oblige

How do you live? How do you survive? Am always shocked when a Man says "i dont drink"! You stopped or you never started?

When "House of "TARA"" is way above your budget and you decide to try "House of "TAWA""........