₦airaland Forum

Someone help me with the "we will not take it pic"

Kai!! See as Uncle Mike don shrink and loose form as roger' nor dey enter like before.....

toyetade:
That is what is called carelessness. What kind of celebration is it that warrant her robbing a new bride tommy. That woman is evil and she need to be caught and hold to account. In a civilised environment that video is enough to locate her

My brother in what part of this earth is it illegal to touch someone?

Kai!! We Africans can like to jump to superstitious conclusions ehen!!! What if she was only celebrating with her.......

How will Nigerian youths be inspired to strive for excellence when someone that went into a show to promote social vices is treated like a king and the student that graduated with "First class" is rewarded with #250 naira......

Foolish son, he just wants to spoil show for daddy, mummys boy oshi!!

All i need to reward his 'ignorance/sick desires" is two tubers of new yam, original 2mm wire(2 yards), 1 packet of razor blade, 1 blow torch, 1 packet of menthol cigarettes and 7 bottles of 'ice cold' gulder and i will show him a new side of pain for defiling that innocent child........

Once election don dey near, no type of film way these politicians nor go act........

After following all these guidelines, just hope and pray(if you are religious) that Dangotes trucks donot remember you.......

33 children!! Now the 'real battle' begins........!!!

Runs girls food don land........

Ps-If all my ex-gfs come together and contribute like 5k each, they will be able to buy the phone for me as 'pension' gift

Op is 'Mr No waste", reminds me of one of my uncles that has this same "no waste' mentality, the man is so frugal that it has started affecting him psychologically, how else do you explain a man that has 'borehole' in his house but rations water.......

Nobody should go near my "UNCLE KAYODES" benz oooo!! Unless you want Sango Olukoso to strike you down.......

Kudos to Dufil Prima!! The first company to survive Dangotes 'Monopolistic wrath', i hope their lawyers read the fine print 'very well' to avoid any future manipulations/aggressive takeovers because i dont trust Dangote ooo......

Nah styles like----

1) Crouching tiger wheelbarrow monkey

2) Sprinting Baboon flying butterfly

3) Dancing prey mantis squatting antelope

4) Scissors hyena sliding gazette

5) Dancing llama upside down zebra

Etc etc this couple go dey do, i hope say them get iron bed........

slimthugchimee2:
baba i hail oh


but how you take know

Na we we nah!!

realestniggah:
something i will do..but i just go KFC sit down pretend am waiting for Someone and use their wifi.

but these days the wifi kick your device out after 30 minute.

am trying to root my phone so i can change my MAC address

Bad guy!!! Respect!!

Some bad sharp guys go just spend one full day inside BRT bus download overdose of videos from Xvideos

If that "Miss Ondo" wins, i Soberdrunk will go on "NATIONAL PROTEST"!!!! Ebonyin and Abia all the way!! Miss Ogun sef nor bad, Miss Rivers be like 'Low budget Brazillian Winch"......

funmisticqueen:
you know most people dont believe rape is possible in a marriage right

Am glad we understand each other......

funmisticqueen:
which category does rape in marriage fall in

To answer this question, you neeed to carry out an experiment, if you are married just tell an elderly woman that your husband raped you and see their reaction......

Me Soberdrunk!!! I will have $48million dollars and EFCC think they will find it? Even if they partner with ICPC, FRSC, NSCDC, and all the other "Cs" in Nigeria, they cannot find 1 dollar......

egokudiowomoney:
it is not only money from blood rituals that is tagged blood money.money from robbery by killing,kidnapping etc are also blood money

I disagree with you sir!! What you just mentioned are 'proceeds of crime', in Nigeria what we know as "blood money" is from "juju"

Wow! Respect!! I respect long term relationships like this, my longest relationship is with gulder, 7 years and counting.......

thesicilian:
Everything is a joke to you people.

Oya sorry ooo!! Carry placard and match to Edo state government house.......

Of what use is trains in a state where almost every household has one or two people that can "fly"

Boobs that we have already seen.......

Mama for the boys See as makeup remove '39 years" from her age......

So "coke" and "fanta" is the governor's biggest problem in the state?