₦airaland Forum

osile2012:
You go fear prayer point now.

Pastor : Say fatherrrrrrrrr, all those who will molest me into my destiny, let them locate me and molest me now.

Members : All the molesters of my destiny, locate and molest me now. "locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me","locate and molest me",

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Molest me ooooooo!!! Brethren you are not praying!!!

Its very annoying to know that a man from that state was president for "5 years" yet they didnt build an "airport, instead they are launching an "heliport' in 2017 under a new administration......

Ontarget:
You are very stupid. Believe me.

I dont know why you kids feel the best way to disagree with someones opinion is to call the person names, is that how your parents raised you?

Ishilove:
Mum's wisdom is unbeatable. Listen to her

Oya point me in the direction' of a woman who wont steal my remote controls both 'literally' and "figuratively', who wont try to change anything about my life, wont nag, wont bring any type of stress into my life, will respect my habits both good and bad, has a high intellectual power, high sense of humor and lastly performs "magic" in the kitchen!

Ps-I will pay you to plan and organize the wedding and still make you chairman of the day

Bad news for "Team headies" Apart from all the effects and bacteria, now we have to worry about poison too??!!

AntiWailer:
U cnt launder money like dt.

Not dollars.

Oga even if nah pounds, the key to successful money laundering is no paper trail or excess paper trails that leads to a black hole and in country like ours, its almost too easy.....

Ishilove:
So you're mum is Nairalander?

You are sounding like her and from my analysis both of you have the same sense of humor

I dont know how somebody can attain the height of "GMD of 'NNPC" and can still be dull enough to stash $9.8 million in cash(physical evidence) in a certain location kai!!! Walahi if i 'launder' money, even forensic auditors from the FBI fraud unit will not be able to trace it

Ishilove:
Go get married and stop hanging out with dubious women.

Mummy is that you!!!!

Ishilove:
Only God knows the type of women you've been hanging with

Now this is an insensitive statement "Discrimination" is a sin in most religions

Ishilove:
Terrible and insensitive statement. So they deserve premature death because they're runs girls?

I dont have a problem with "runs girls", its the ones that steal all your 'remote controls' i have problem with and trust me, if you had to stand every time you want to change channel, reduce volume, turn off and turn on your Ac just because someone put you in that situation after collecting your money, you will wish death on that person too

I guess the beauty queen" and "footballer" mix has been embedded in the younger generation already, see how flavors daughter is looking at drogba like "i hope when i grow up, i will find a footballer like this to marry"

We poor peole can like to misbehave sha!!

Ps-See Mariah Carey Ex left her with $10million dollars engagement ring I remember when the girl my cousin was sponsoring cheated on him that year, after we left her house, am sure you could hear a pin drop, we carried everything the guy bought even bulbs.

He was molested into blessing, very soon one pastor will turn this to "prayer point". Members!! Pray like this "Say Father!!! I want to be molested into blessing"

Nowhere!! Absolutely Nowhere can be compared to the back seat of a car on a lonely road The thrill is out of this world!!!

Somebody needs to recommend a 'royal' gymn for the royal family

Ma Niccur!!! Baddest!! Kneel!! I hereby knight this guy as Sir chops a lot" If to say the 'grandmother' just do mistake enter the picture, Sir Chopsalot for just make am "Hatrick"

Lmao!!! The only reason why a woman will sentence a man to the "Friendzone" is because she has found a "better" package, its like when you buy a 'brand new' car and you keep the old one for rough journeys. My guy the "only" solution is to go on the "offensive', start acting like you dont give a damn about her and avoid her as much as possible, bring another girl into the picture and show her that you have got game too. If you take the "loverboy" route, and start getting all desperately romantic, i can assure you that you will be in the friendzone for a very long time and most likely end up heartbroken

Chai!! Such a pretty young lady!! Death will leave all these remote control' stealing runs girls and be taking wife materials with bright futures.....

What if he was just helping her burst pimple in her lower region?!

There is "freaky" in all of us, no matter how hard we try to hide it......

How can you do this to a woman you claim to love and 'married'?

The major problem will be "maintenance"

Soon........very soon........!!

So their husbands normally service the engines the same time, because this doesnt look like a coincidence to me......

Na we poor people dey sabi score "hatrick" pass, i just dont know why.....

I know one Benin family, they are all pilots, even their dog

If there was strings attached to every sexual encounter I have had, I will be a "puppet" The trick is to understand and spell out what the two "consenting" "adults" want from each other......

Bami!! Iba ooo!! Ki Ade kpe lori, ki bata kpe lese!!


Ps-Baba is still romantic

2 when am 'sober', 8 when am 'drunk'

See marketing ooo!!

Nah this kain men them suppose use as "lab rats" for testing 'New drugs/vaccines'.....