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The one wearing black pants is an APBL(association of Pot belly Lords) member , be like who fit finish 13 wraps of fufu

How can you run into "brand new 2017 Ford focus"? How!! You nor see camry pencil light or honda baby boy to run into? Well it has happened, it has happened, as for 'insurance', if its those fake "Agricultural co-operative" union insurance that you have, my brother dont bother! Eg-----

Looking at the pictures, you dont need a DNA test to tell you, its very obvious. Apart from physical features, there are certain behaviours i expect my child to display, i guess the man was just too ignorant

peacesamuel94:
You might want to do some research on Luigi Galleani and his likes.

You might want to read the topic of the thread again. "Nigerias's"

Brethren!!!! You will pray like this, say "Father!! In this year 2017, i want to be "brutalized" into my blessing

..............and yet somewhere in Nigeria tonight, one unfortunate individual just bought "#1,000"(one thousand naira) "sharwamah" with only 'one sausage' for a lady and is planning to do things to her that even those actors on 'xvideos' website havent tried before

................because never have we heard that a group of "atheists" burnt, killed or harmed anyone for "Not believing"

What exactly is wrong with "AFRICA"??

ABOUT TIME!!!

"Sober"me will go with team 'Ewww', "Godforbid", "what is this" but am sure "drunk"me will be like "She exudes a certain type of feminine confidence that only men that can see beyond physical attributes can comprehend", in simpler words "Nay bad"

Some gifts are better left "unseen"

I dont trust Nokia again jare, after what they did to me with the "Lumia 920" They promised 'heaven' and 'earth' and i pre-ordered it, only to get "Desert"

These Dubai people sha like to intimidate their father sha

When money meets class!! , that bridesmaid in the last picture though Looks like she has been doing bridesmaid since 1994

"Had 'rounds' of sex with a "10 year old"? This beast deserves the "Kunta Kinte" "special" treatment i.e nail his scrotum to a tree and make him hang to the tree with his nailed scrotum

vivaciousvivi:
Ich stimme Ihnen voll und ganz!

Danke, also wann machst du die egusi suppe?

vivaciousvivi:
I will embrace it with open arms at least God's word remains true and doesn't cheat,lie or act all crazy overnight the way Nigerian men always do My dear, good riddance ....

Gute Sache bin nicht nigerianisch

vivaciousvivi:
Hahahahah! You eh, abeg leave me o

For that i assure you that the only gift you will receive this valentine is "JEHOVAHS WITNESS TRACT/MAGAZINE"

Culin:
So what about the men that collect and don't give?

You are not supposed to be "giving" a man "anyhow" without assurance

Maybe its a "rumour"

Ps-See as 50cent hold the guy "anyhow" in the first picture No respect!!

I guess its safe to say "they kept it in the family"

vivaciousvivi:
Val day would now be incomplete for for a particular lovelorn snake . Evils

You dis madam that refused to share soup with me You think i have forgotten abi

Dear women, dont "collect" if you wont "give", not every man is "forgiving"......

hardbody:
Think big....

How about you own it and be driven....

Aim for the stars bruv.....

God bless your hustle not as a driver (or a chauffeur)

Thanks For the inspirational speech but am a 'realist' and master of numbers and i know mathematically there is enough units of this car for everyone to own it and statiscally we cannot all have the 'purchasing power' to buy one, so allow think in the region of favourable probability

To be driver with this kain car go sweet ooo

L0velyn:
OmG i didnt notice it..... u are really funny

You can contact me for 'rewiring', although i studied "Agric engineeering', i did my IT in Nepa office so i have experience

L0velyn:
Lmao

Jisooooooooooox!!!! See those two wires in the changeover behind you in your profile picture, if they bridge, it can start a fire

dabrightt:
A big fool that is ur surname

I understand your anger, things can only get better

dabrightt:
seun lalasticlala when are u conducting brain test?some people in nl just type watever dey feel because other people are typing.I swear u arnt making any sence

"Sense"!! "Whatever" "arent" 'On Nairaland"!!! I have said it so many times, if you must insult Soberdrunk, do it with 'Correct' English!!!

Benz C300!!

Road safety/Police will not see this one and ask for 'Road worthiness' plus its even 'right hand drive' , cool invention but with zero safety measures