₦airaland Forum

dpete1:
So those he took their belongings,he just opened his teeth,laugh and says"nna give me your car key I wan steal am"

Possible! If he has a 'killer' smile like me

Vigilante now have the right to kill in Nigeria? Didnt read anywhere in this story that the thief was 'armed'

Am sure some guys will read this and take a second look at their kids, some will be like "darling my teeth is yellow, why is Juniors teeth white"

All these artistes, once they see small change dem nor dey sabi their oga again

The Chinese love street food so its no Biggie

Why her head come be like Amstel malta bottle?

Ma niccur!!! True talk!!!

Why didnt she "knock"? no home training

The most annoying part is that these morons are not fighting for any relevant thing, if you are tired of life, why dont you make yourself useful to your family or society by either selling or donating your organs..........

The guy behind them in the first picture be like "wetin dey worry these ones, nah height them come measure for camp"

Ladies of nowadays cant relate to this, the language most of them understand is sharwamah, movies, shopping and i-phone

What you really need is 4 bottles of 'ice cold" "Gulder" and 1 pot of hot Isi-Ewu

Can you blame him, when some unscrupulous citizens are already fuelling the rumor, my people say its the way you carry your calabash people will carry it for you

I will give it to them, it was quite an intelligent scam, even some fairly brilliant people fell for it and some dull ones are still under the illusion.....

My brother dont let anybody fool you, the 'reality' is there are and always will be ladies that are out of every man's league and ladies that you are out of their league. There is always a chain of command in every aspect of life, the trick is to know where you belong and your capabilities.

Nah this type of girls dey get thick smelly hairnet inside bag! Nothing turns me off faster than "Hairnet"

Its "President" Putin not 'Mr' Понимаю??!!

Oga if you want to "decamp", come out and decamp already!!! I hate asskissers'

Be like the water they used for my friends grandmothers burial.......

#stopdomesticabuseagainstmen

See how refuse just litter everywhere, we can be dirty in this country sha....

Mmm just exposed the major problems of Nigerians which is "greed" and "ignorance" . If you went through six years of 'secondary' school and four-ten years(depending on your course and strikes) of university and you lost money to MMM, report to the army barracks nearest to you and tell any soldier you meet that he/she should do you a very big favor of "drilling" some sense into you..........

Ps-There is no 'legal" buisness anywhere on this planet that can give 30% profit in two weeks or one month with you doing absolutely nothing

Hahaahhaha!!! Some Minority report" type of action!! NPF una well done ooo!!

So nah only 1 member dey use better phone 4 the whole congregation? Pastor needs to pray harder!!

I guess i should take my Landlord to a British court, since we no longer have courts in Nigeria......... Niger Deltans will never cease to amaze me

The funny part is that some Nigerians still swear with their lives that MMM is still alive and will still pay them

Rinsola32:
Mainland should be fine. Get the camera ready or should I come with mine?

Also bring plenty handkerchief o

Lmao! Unfortunately am very far from 'mainland', about 450km away....... c

With her head like Orijin bitters bottle...... Are "dark" ladies not allowed to participate and win these competitions??

Not a fan of "chicken bone", i prefer "turkey lap"..........

and yet they Lost!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Rinsola32:
I'm laughing out loud right now . Are you for real? Remember 250k in this recession? You can't even manage the "ebo"

I'm free after close of work today.

Where is our rendezvous point?