₦airaland Forum

When you are desperate to 'get some' on Vals day......

Is it just me or the people screaming "witch hunt" have suddenly gone quiet?

So we smokers dont belong to God?

Ameeen!!! Bad sharp guy

Hahahahaha!!! Whoever believes these type of text messages proves a woman is an 'asset' obviously hasnt been with many women . The type of text messages some "runs girls" send will impress even his Holiness the Pope , i have picked up a 'late night banker' on a saturday night that invited me to church the next morning

Ps-All am saying is some of these girls can pretend for United Nations....

Murder cannot be justified in anyway but in all honesty seeing a picture of your girlfriend with another man on a phone you bought with your hard earned money is very .................., i dont know the word to use. Ladies its very dangerous to cross the line with some men, even the most gentle man can do very crazy things when pushed.........

See flexing!!

This to me is like trying to explain the difference between "salad" and "coleslaw"

So Abuja people have joined the "bbq party"? All the suya joints in Abuja nor do una abi? . There is no place in the world where the punishment for 'stealing' is to be burnt alive, even in the most primitive countries

No wonder!!! I talk am!!! The way the guy just relax like who dey Bar beach dey wait babe Am sure the thought on his mind is "this people should hurry up with this display lemme use my 'get out of jail' card

So IG is moving around in a "50 million naira" car and y'all expect the boys to die of hunger under the sun

Why the first one come lie down like say he dey lounge for Bar beach?

Kai!! This kain small boy

Ishilove:
I am, or I'm, not 'am'.

Thank you aunty professor but i was in too much of a hurry to deny the beauty queen, hence the omission......

Ishilove:
Soberdrunk see your specs!!!

Good thing am not "dark" and am a joker

To think Reno was among those screaming blue murder' when our beloved president said his wife belongs in the other room and now he is comparing our women to "supermarket goods"

Na "foreign" mud be that, i dont reckon it will work with Nigerian mud

See as he keep head like Honda stabilizer linkage, them suppose use am test new drugs

Seems like 'Karma' has been delivered to Tonto through Dhl Express service . "Life savings" ko "Lifesavers" sweet ni

That is how i was driving pass a supermarket yesterday and saw one very beautiful teddy, i decided to find out how much and the lady told me "135k"(one hundred and thrity five thousand naira for 'doll baby') and am like "If i adopt a "real" baby, am sure "135k" will be enough to train the baby till primary school

Seems there is a sudden increase of Fratricide cases in Nigeria, who released the spirit of Cain?

There is absolutely no type of beauty paegent we wont hear "miss one Nigeria" "Miss anti-corruption", "Miss No potholes", "Miss anti-kidnapping", "Miss local rice", "Miss Fuel price" *loading*.........!!!

Unfortunately i believe the ministers aide, Bash Ali is well known for ignoring protocol and trying to force his way into offices of government officials

............and this Mugu will walk into an office tomorrow with CV after posting this rubbish online

Lmao @ a '6 year old" using 'eva' Aunty Mercy easy nah, but Nigerians nor fit just co-operate

Kai!!! Kuku kill me!!! Benz oooo!!! $300k at todays rate = 1.5 "BILLION" naira(give or take)

The government needs to curb all these "money doubling" schemes as soon as possible because Nigerians are gradually getting addicted to it

When your younger brother joins cult before you Oga Arthur head just be like homemade scotchegg(na joke ooo!)

#Wemetonbadoo