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Politics › Re: Northern Governors At United States Institute Of Peace In Washington by soberdrunk(m): 8:19am On Oct 19, 2016
The swag on this Kwara state governor sha!!! The man be looking like a Nigerian James Bond cool
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 8:18am On Oct 19, 2016
2dugged:
oh my!you are so funny, it's invisible because it blend in just like the natural hair, by the way are you gay?,first you gave the impression of not having a girlfriend and justifying gay men
If by some major 'cosmic malfunction' i turn out gay, i will still be a "male lesbian" because of my love for women angry. I still dont get why you will buy what people wont 'see'?
Politics › Re: Schiffrin: Alison-Madueke Intimidated Me To Drop Corruption Reports About Her by soberdrunk(m): 8:15am On Oct 19, 2016
Wizzyblack3:
No Nigeria politician is a saint.
Alison is not a "Politician", she was "appointed" not "elected" or did you vote for her? angry
Politics › Re: Schiffrin: Alison-Madueke Intimidated Me To Drop Corruption Reports About Her by soberdrunk(m): 8:12am On Oct 19, 2016
Where are all those screaming "witch hunt"huh You all should come out oooooo!!! Come defend "Saint Allison" grin grin
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 8:07am On Oct 19, 2016
2dugged:
hehehehe, that's just a box where you put makeup, the kit includes foundation, primer, eyeliner, pencils etc, you are a guy, I can understand, so funny why would I even be needing a makeup box?,it doesn't get spoilt like that, anyway I admire you,not every guy will go.to this extent of research, your wife nor go fit cheat you, if she asks you money for invisible lace frontal, na to just Google to know the price, I hail you o
So just the empty box is #8,500?? Mogbe!!! And you all wonder why the population of gay men is increasing everyday grin grin

Ps-what is "invisible lace frontal" and why do you need it if nobody will see it?? angry angry
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 7:55am On Oct 19, 2016
2dugged:
hehehehe, that's why he is your employee,and besides, I am not going to swallow the make up kit in one day, it will be a long time before I need a new one,nor be your mate dey buy casket of drinks?, you mentioned beer, that's not even up to the amount people spend on drinks in club, atleast me wan use the money on wetin I go see and use,not the one wey I go piss throwey grin grin
I will just report you to Dss/Efcc for 'attempted corruption' i just checked and 'makeup kit' is #8,500 'Eight thousand, five hundred naira only!! You want to fool an old fool? http:///makeup-box-trendy-and-portable-2602329

Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 7:45am On Oct 19, 2016
2dugged:
just #25k only grin
My security man's salary is "25k", he has "four" kids angry angry! People way get girlfriend dey try ooooo!
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 7:19am On Oct 19, 2016
2dugged:
I don't drink beer, but you can give me the money o,i need to buy new makeup kit grin grin grin
How much is the makeup kit?
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 7:11am On Oct 19, 2016
2dugged:
let me modify no 2,she should rent a place and set it up like a juju house, like put some wired stuff in addition to the waist beads, maybe that will spook him off,that's is if no 1 doesn't work, I am not comfortable with inviting him to her place,or if her father is not alive she can arrange for someone to disguise as a native doctor and pretend as her father, then she can trick him to go with her to see her father grin,imagine knowing that her father is a juju man, very spooky grin grin grin
Hahahaha!!! You my friend deserve a cold beer!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: Primary School Sweethearts Lara And Niyi Finally Get Married! by soberdrunk(m): 10:52pm On Oct 18, 2016
ventilation:
Lukatew! Any where I am, I can access NL easily cheesy do you copy? Ku igbadun, it's a faceless forum, I can be anybody wink
Okay sir!! Well done sir!! Barman!!!! Give "His excellency" one very cold Gulder grin grin
Fashion › Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness? (picture) by soberdrunk(m): 10:49pm On Oct 18, 2016
The saddest part be say nah person boyfriend, husband, father, uncle and big brother be this oooo angry angry
Crime › Re: Man Beats His 10-year-old Son To Death In Ogun State (photos) by soberdrunk(m): 10:15pm On Oct 18, 2016
I dont know why the minute i opened this thread, that 'Mortal kombat" voice just said "FINISH HIM"!!! FATALITY!!! In my head angry angry I think i need to see a shrink! Rip to the poor boy! angry angry angry
Politics › Re: "Amaechi Tried To Bribe Me" - Inyang Okoro Accuses Minister by soberdrunk(m): 9:59pm On Oct 18, 2016
A desperate man can say anything and besides its his words against Amaechis own angry angry
Travel › Re: "Life Is Too Short"; Birthday Girl Who Survived Tragic Motor Accident Says. PICS by soberdrunk(m): 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2016
Chai!!! Death just wan take this kain fine girl!!! Why!!! Why!!! Death you wicked oooo!!! When my landlady, oga wife and fifth Ex girlfriend never change address, u nor see them take, nah dis kain fine babe you wan come take!! angry angry angry
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 9:08pm On Oct 18, 2016
ConcNiggress56:
nawa ooo huh

this your advice get as e be..
i say i no wan chop something, you say make i smell am..

thanks for the #1 tip.. that is manageable..

Hahahahaha! If that is you in the profile picture, i now know why your oga wants to "chop" you. You are an "oloju come and do", you have "come and do"(seductive) eyes. Goodluck though and if it doesnt end well, send me your Cv grin
Career › Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by soberdrunk(m): 8:31pm On Oct 18, 2016
Once a 'randy' boss sets his eyes on you its almost impossible for him to let go, its almost like a lion setting his eyes on a goat. Have no fear hun, i said "almost impossible" not "impossible", there are two things you can do------

1) Bring him a "better" sacrifice i.e bring him a runs girl that looks and has the same body structure like you, if he isnt a "super" randy man he will divert his attention to her but if he is already "addicted" to you then we move to No. 2

2) This No.2 is a bit extreme beacuse it requires some props and costuming and involves you getting partially 'naked'. Fear not!! You dont have to go all the way, firstly you need to get an artist to make you the 'weirdest' looking waist beads ever(jujulike) and get temporary werid looking tattoos and marks all around your body especially in areas that a man will notice first when he is with you alone e.g laps, waist clevage areas and invite him over to your house. When you guys are alone display the weird waist beads and make him see the marks and tattoos, if he still trys to touch break his head and start looking for another job because the man is the younger brother of Lucifer angry angry
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari In N1.2million Cape Dress (Photo) by soberdrunk(m): 7:48pm On Oct 18, 2016
So??
Crime › Re: Panic Grips Shomolu Residents As Notorious Murderer Returns To Community by soberdrunk(m): 7:43pm On Oct 18, 2016
So you are telling me that only "1 guy" will hold down the whole "community"? As per what nah? Even if hin last name nah "Li", well nah Lagos sha!! Make he come Ph come try am, he go know say even some grandmas' 'nor dey lak la dat"!! grin grin
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi & Girlfriend, Clarisse Loved Up In New Photos by soberdrunk(m):
Once babe just know say her bobo get money, the love go dey do her Sunita!! Sunita!!! Nah so my ex-gf been dey do me that year when oil still dey flow, as she just see person way get oil well she port like PORTHARCOURT!!! angry
Romance › Re: I Have Finally Won A Nairalander's Heart: The Love Of My Life (pics) by soberdrunk(m): 7:26pm On Oct 18, 2016
Guy he be like Jail dey hungry you? Two words! "Statutory rape"! angry angry
Phones › Re: Prices Of Iphone 7 And Iphone 7 Plus In Nigeria - Jumia, Konga And Slot by soberdrunk(m): 7:18pm On Oct 18, 2016
.............and like four different girls that i cannot take to "entrance of church" talkless of "altar" are waiting for me to buy for them angry angry! Even if nah all the 987 small gods in India join hand do the jazz, KO LE WORK OOOOO!!!! angry angry
Crime › Re: Cultists Kill Tailor , Dance Round His Body by soberdrunk(m): 7:06pm On Oct 18, 2016
Wait!!! Cultism is no longer exclusive to uni students? Vulcanizers and tailors now join cults? Black and blue= Awon ti daddy Lil wayne angry angry
Family › Re: Should Married Men Tell Their Wives How Much They Earn? by soberdrunk(m): 7:00pm On Oct 18, 2016
Its things like this that just makes this "marriage" thing tiring to me, one person will just come and hijack your "whole" life, no 'privacy' at all at all angry angry
Politics › Re: “I Am Willing To Donate My Sperm For N20 Million” – Uti Nwachukwu by soberdrunk(m): 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2016
In this recession, some people are ready to donate "Full grown" baby for "quarter" that sum angry angry! For half of this sum i will donate 2 "50 litres" full to the brim kegs of sperm angry angry angry
Career › Re: Nwabueze Eucharia, A Graduate Of UNIZIK Paints & Tiles (Pics) by soberdrunk(m): 5:30pm On Oct 18, 2016
grin that last picture just made me realize i need new tiles in my house grin grin
Romance › Re: Primary School Sweethearts Lara And Niyi Finally Get Married! by soberdrunk(m): 5:04pm On Oct 18, 2016
ventilation:
So you are slightly above 30 and you will be carrying mouth here anyhow like say everybody be your mate undecided
Sorry sir!! But sir if you are above 40, why are you on "Nairaland" instead of "government house" with your 'mates'??
Romance › Re: Primary School Sweethearts Lara And Niyi Finally Get Married! by soberdrunk(m): 5:03pm On Oct 18, 2016
ventilation:
So you are slightly above 30 and you will be carrying mouth here anyhow like say everybody be your mate undecided
Sorry sir!! Sir if you are above 40, why are you on "Nairaland" instead of "government house" with your 'mates'?? angry angry
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Spotted On A Train In The UK By A Shocked Nigerian (Photos) by soberdrunk(m): 4:03pm On Oct 18, 2016
What is "shocking" him? Nor be human being? Abi you wan make him charter the whole 'Victoria line' as ex-governor?? angry angry
Politics › Re: EFCC Confronts Obanikoro With $1m Bureau De Change Receipts by soberdrunk(m): 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2016
Abeg this one he hold chest, i hope say ambulance dey on 'standby' oooo, i nor wan hear say anybody get stroke die with our money still in their possesion, we need them healthy and fit for jail, looking at Obanikoro he be like who go fit farm well well for prison farm angry angry
Education › Re: Hilarious School Name Spotted In My Neighborhood by soberdrunk(m): 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2016
grin They will "polish" your kids till they "shine" and use their "key" to 'unlock' the potentials of your kids grin grin
Health › Re: Why We Knock Before Opening Mortuary Door – River Mortician by soberdrunk(m): 2:50pm On Oct 18, 2016
Mtchhhheeeeeewww! One word "Superstition" angry angry

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