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The swag on this Kwara state governor sha!!! The man be looking like a Nigerian James Bond ![]() |
2dugged:If by some major 'cosmic malfunction' i turn out gay, i will still be a "male lesbian" because of my love for women . I still dont get why you will buy what people wont 'see'? |
Wizzyblack3:Alison is not a "Politician", she was "appointed" not "elected" or did you vote for her? ![]() |
Where are all those screaming "witch hunt" You all should come out oooooo!!! Come defend "Saint Allison" ![]() |
2dugged:So just the empty box is #8,500?? Mogbe!!! And you all wonder why the population of gay men is increasing everyday ![]() Ps-what is "invisible lace frontal" and why do you need it if nobody will see it?? ![]() |
2dugged:I will just report you to Dss/Efcc for 'attempted corruption' i just checked and 'makeup kit' is #8,500 'Eight thousand, five hundred naira only!! You want to fool an old fool? http:///makeup-box-trendy-and-portable-2602329
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2dugged:My security man's salary is "25k", he has "four" kids ! People way get girlfriend dey try ooooo! |
2dugged:How much is the makeup kit? |
2dugged:Hahahaha!!! You my friend deserve a cold beer!!! ![]() |
ventilation:Okay sir!! Well done sir!! Barman!!!! Give "His excellency" one very cold Gulder ![]() |
The saddest part be say nah person boyfriend, husband, father, uncle and big brother be this oooo ![]() |
I dont know why the minute i opened this thread, that 'Mortal kombat" voice just said "FINISH HIM"!!! FATALITY!!! In my head I think i need to see a shrink! Rip to the poor boy! ![]() |
A desperate man can say anything and besides its his words against Amaechis own ![]() |
Chai!!! Death just wan take this kain fine girl!!! Why!!! Why!!! Death you wicked oooo!!! When my landlady, oga wife and fifth Ex girlfriend never change address, u nor see them take, nah dis kain fine babe you wan come take!! ![]() |
ConcNiggress56: |
Once a 'randy' boss sets his eyes on you its almost impossible for him to let go, its almost like a lion setting his eyes on a goat. Have no fear hun, i said "almost impossible" not "impossible", there are two things you can do------ 1) Bring him a "better" sacrifice i.e bring him a runs girl that looks and has the same body structure like you, if he isnt a "super" randy man he will divert his attention to her but if he is already "addicted" to you then we move to No. 2 2) This No.2 is a bit extreme beacuse it requires some props and costuming and involves you getting partially 'naked'. Fear not!! You dont have to go all the way, firstly you need to get an artist to make you the 'weirdest' looking waist beads ever(jujulike) and get temporary werid looking tattoos and marks all around your body especially in areas that a man will notice first when he is with you alone e.g laps, waist clevage areas and invite him over to your house. When you guys are alone display the weird waist beads and make him see the marks and tattoos, if he still trys to touch break his head and start looking for another job because the man is the younger brother of Lucifer ![]() |
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So you are telling me that only "1 guy" will hold down the whole "community"? As per what nah? Even if hin last name nah "Li", well nah Lagos sha!! Make he come Ph come try am, he go know say even some grandmas' 'nor dey lak la dat"!! ![]() |
Once babe just know say her bobo get money, the love go dey do her Sunita!! Sunita!!! Nah so my ex-gf been dey do me that year when oil still dey flow, as she just see person way get oil well she port like PORTHARCOURT!!! ![]() |
Guy he be like Jail dey hungry you? Two words! "Statutory rape"! ![]() |
.............and like four different girls that i cannot take to "entrance of church" talkless of "altar" are waiting for me to buy for them ! Even if nah all the 987 small gods in India join hand do the jazz, KO LE WORK OOOOO!!!! ![]() |
Wait!!! Cultism is no longer exclusive to uni students? Vulcanizers and tailors now join cults? Black and blue= Awon ti daddy Lil wayne ![]() |
Its things like this that just makes this "marriage" thing tiring to me, one person will just come and hijack your "whole" life, no 'privacy' at all at all ![]() |
In this recession, some people are ready to donate "Full grown" baby for "quarter" that sum ! For half of this sum i will donate 2 "50 litres" full to the brim kegs of sperm ![]() |
that last picture just made me realize i need new tiles in my house ![]() |
ventilation:Sorry sir!! But sir if you are above 40, why are you on "Nairaland" instead of "government house" with your 'mates'?? |
ventilation:Sorry sir!! Sir if you are above 40, why are you on "Nairaland" instead of "government house" with your 'mates'?? ![]() |
What is "shocking" him? Nor be human being? Abi you wan make him charter the whole 'Victoria line' as ex-governor?? ![]() |
Abeg this one he hold chest, i hope say ambulance dey on 'standby' oooo, i nor wan hear say anybody get stroke die with our money still in their possesion, we need them healthy and fit for jail, looking at Obanikoro he be like who go fit farm well well for prison farm ![]() |
They will "polish" your kids till they "shine" and use their "key" to 'unlock' the potentials of your kids ![]() |
Mtchhhheeeeeewww! One word "Superstition" ![]() |
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. I still dont get why you will buy what people wont 'see'?
You all should come out oooooo!!! Come defend "Saint Allison"
do you copy? Ku igbadun, it's a faceless forum, I can be anybody 
