₦airaland Forum

" ijo ope mi re"! okare baba mi omo iku ti iku kan o le pa, omo arun ti arun kan o le se', won le bo leyin, Jagunlabi nle' ara waju............ Hate all you want, he who has the favour of gods will continue to prosper!!!

I DONT UNDER HOW SOMEONE WILL PREFER ORANGE TO APPLE, 'WHITE' RICE TO 'JOLLOF RICE', MEATPIE TO PIZZA, CHICKEN WINGS TO TURKEY LAPS, RANGE ROVER TO MERCEDES, AZMAN AIR TO ARIK, DUBAI TO PARIS, LONDON TO AMERICA, DIESEL ENGINE TO PETROL, SKALES THE GODS WILL JUDGE U!!!!

The most honest and hard working Nigerian politician ever, the saviour of Nigerians, the next president of Nigeria, his royal 'honesty' Senator Bukola Saraki. The virtues of this hardworking man cannot be described by words, he loves Nigerians so much he even forfeited his salary and expenses, see the 'common' car he moves around in, such a humble man, will there ever be a man like this in our generation? May all the gods but 'local' and 'international' bless this man with everything he 'deserves'............

Aiholi:
Any1, but, IF u come out, just gimme 1 ministerial post.

Can you handle the 'alcohol' ministry i.e can you be my 'Honourable Distinguished Minister of Alcohol and social vices'?

bangging:
I feel your pain boy... Thank God u kw is name, that means is well kwn to u and other nigerians as well, plz tell me how u Want him to blow? @leasd is Not begging u for food, and u that hv reach your destiny let us kw who u hv epp? Or who kw you?

EGBON BLACKFACE! GOOD AFTERNOON, SOMEBODY CANNOT ADVICE YOU AGAIN?

Please guys, which one do you think i will go to and later become the president of Nigeria, KUJE OR KIRI-KIRI?

when u realise you wont see your office crush with big boobs for more than 24 hours

This is Amazing!!! "INCREDIBLE INDIA" , make dem do fast learn the technique way the guy dey use ooooo cos with the way things are going in Nigeria, that technique go come in handy!!

Hahahahahahahahaha! NO CHILL! NIGERIANS WHY

MTCHEEEEWW!! HE BE LIKE "MATURED" CONJI NEVER HOLD YOU BEFORE

she sabi dance, Mr Jjc 'wa fe ku"!!! NEWSFLASH!! Walahi i am in love with that lady dancing with the pink like gown and blue jeans, 50k to whoever can get me her contact

Wande dey like who go like amala die I sure say he go dey chop like 10-15 wraps per meal.....

and some girls in their 20s never see husband meanwhile aunty way her mileage don high like Datsun Laurette just marry, young ladies make una dey form 'he is not my type'........

MR BENHURA CONGRATS!!! YOU JUST WON YOURSELF A TICKET TO CHIKURUBI 5 STAR RESORT AFTER MUGABE READS ALL THE COMMENTS THAT WILL FOLLOW YOUR WORK.........

Hhahahahha I can imagine taking a girl out on a date for the first time and she starts struggling with shaki, am very sure in my mind i will be like "what type of hungry woman is this". Ladies forget that "be real" talk guys give you, i dont reckon any guy will be happy or impressed taking a girl out on a date and she starts feeding like a cow on steroids . I took a girl on a date once and she was like " i dont feel like taking anything" 1 hour 45 mins later 5 bottles of 'big' stout and 3 plates of Nkwobi disappeared through her, IT WAS OUR LAST DATE!

Am not understanding!!! Is there a different sport ministry in Nigeria for paralympians? Why are they performing better?

waconzy!! Waconzy!! Waconzy!!! How many times i call u? Our elders say "pikin way him hand never strong nor dey ask wetin kill him papa ooo" i never hear say u do show before or make platinum sales, this scholarship u dey give how far! You don settle landlord?? Backup plan dey Waconzy fans today nah sallah oooo! Lets be civil, am only looking out for him.......

LADIES HERE ARE THE STEPS TO FOLLOW TO BE A NOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY

1) SNAP A COUPLE OF SEXY PICTURES

2) POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND MAKE SURE YOU GET THE ATTENTION OF 2 OR MORE MEMBERS OF THE VASELINE CREW, THE REST WILL POUR IN LIKE ZOMBIES........

3) GRANT IMAGINARY INTERVIEWS AND MAKE WEIRD/CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENTS.........

4) YOU ARE A STAR!!! START ENJOYING YOUR TRIPS AROUND THE WORLD AND MAKE SURE YOU RUB IT EVERYONES FACE WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR RICH HUSBAND.............

The guy is suffering from "hulkasm"! The only cure is two guys holding better 2 x 2 kpako and standing by his sides when he is about to cum and resetting him manually, if symptoms persist after 3-5 sessions of this therapy nah synagogue remain.........

WAIT OH!! NA MAN WRITE THIS THREAD? BROS YOU BE WEDDING PLANNER? OR FASHION DESIGNER?? I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING OOO! WALAHI I DON GO LIKE EIGHTY SOMETHING WEDDINGS FOR MY LIFE, I NOR FIT REMEMBER WETIN ME SEF WEAR TALKLESS OF "ASO-EBI" BROS I HAIL OOOOOO!!!

Bros 'NA MAN YOU BE"!! Chai u deserve 4 bottles of cold gulder!!! See Maturity!! 3 gbosa for you!! Just continue being patient!!!

This is what happens when your village people 'like' your picture on "spiritual" facebook.......... if patrol van just pass by mistake, the Keke drivers career is over......

Hahahaha! Op you are suffering from PHBS-- Post Heart Break syndrome and the only cure for it is 'falling in love again", if left 'untreated' for too long PHBS can lead to eternal bitterness or same gender relationships, a 'temporary' treatment for PHBS is a "cold" bottle of beer(its what i use)

Stubborn......

Chai! Chai "liaising closely with the hospital on his progress" sounds like "checking to know if his career is over and if he is still useful to us" Which kain accident be dis? Hope so nor be the car dey shak am make am become reckless

..........and after dating my ex girlfriend for just 3 years she was asking "where is this relationship heading"? Meanwhile her cousin wasnt complaing ooooo! "Sidechics" sabi loyal sha Congrats to the couple! Ps- the girl must have been really young, abi which 21-25 years old Nigerian girl go gree to wait "10 years"

NovusHomo:
Chei, your type sabi over-analyze.

Yes oooo! Na family gift, My grandfather follow analyze Nigerian independence

Na Amateurs jare!! Dem nor sabi!! Come slaughter 4 My area and see how its done

hUmaneOne:
Why you guys hating?

...........because we can

Josmila:
Sorry but you've made no sense at all. Worse still, your post is in sharp contrast with @OP

I am not Ben and i think i and 13 other likers will beg to differ

Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! He good to get money sha oooo!! Op but you believe say he get the kain money way u 4 get way be say your sidechic with her big bele na him 4 still do chief bridesmaid 4 ur wife on that day . Anyway back to your problem, guy nah scam!!! Sidechic just wan give you small hit, what you will do now is call her N tell her you guys are going shopping this weekend, carry her go the biggest supermarket way u know and carry the biggest shopping trolley, load enough baby things to last 5 years and dey happymode dey gist with her as una dey go cashier, IF SHE NOR CONFESS SAY NA LIE BEFORE YOU REACH WHERE UNA GO PAY, COME BACK AND CALL ME A BASTARD!!!