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uzuri:
Alamanda

Sorry just saw the "2009", my adventures in Abuloma was way before your time............. Unless you know a certain house mistress called "Mrs Ann"??

Fggc Abuloma girls, the hottest females that year na dem make me burn my mama car clutch that year, still jam car 4 pole just because i wan drive go impress Abuloma girls !

Chai!! Which kain greedy snake be this

Mikel haff u hear? Old meat dey wait you oooooo.......

IT IS WICKED TO OWE WORKERS "AT ANY TIME"........

RosaConsidine:
Let's see your sister do "DULUX advert" na.

If my sister does "DULUX advert" "Nobody" will buy dulux again, my sisters 'wowo' is 'peak' "ITS IN HER"!!

#TOASTINGNORBECRIME SEE THE LOCAL ENTITY SEF!! NA THE GUY MISBEHAVE NAH, GO DEY OFFER BABE WAY U SUPPOSE GIVE "OKPA" AND "small" "PEPSI" 20k, WHY SHE NOR GO GET MOUTH TALK.........

I guess its safe to say say she has a 'killer' hole all pun intended! Where are my manners, RIP to the dead....

Huh! That was fast!! NPF whats up??

catlova2:
A HOE will always be a HOE

Not a cutlass?

Abeg this three girls in picture are the Top 3 "finest" girls in Cross River? CHAI!! *NOW PLAYING--Michael Jacksons "SPEECHLESS"

muller101:
ur user name says its all.

I am only responsible for what i "write", what you "understand" is your responsibility

obyrich:
I wish you knew the implication of what you just said. First of all the batteries don't belong to MTN. Have you heard of I.H.S Or INT?

Secondly, the people that bear the brunt of their activities are the poor site security men who will have to forfeit their salaries when there is a theft incident. I have had to intercede personally for quite many of them.

Thirdly, their actions contribute to the poor MTN network availability which most of you complain about.

Much as I don't subscribe to jungle justice, I strongly detest these guys. These guys rob with guns. The come to site, tie the security man up the way you see them tied up. Steal their phones and sometimes beat them up. I.mean people whose salary is just N9,800!

Apologies! It is not my intention to speak out of term, its my resentment for MTNs continous stealing from customers.

I go comfortably sleep for all these places dream better dream sef! None of these places worse pass "standard" "original" Naija cell, nah Roosvelt hotel i go like sleep make that Merlyn abi nah merlin come, if she nor carry 'spiritual' bele then nor be my papa born me

"ARE YOU READY!!!! TAKE IT!!!! OVER THERE ARE YOU READY!!?? TAKE IT!!!! Members be like "YES PASTOR!!! TRUTH!!! PREACH!!!

hahahahahaha@ "understudy the strategy" That woaman is "gangster" ontop 'sanitary pad' you scatter the guy good eye! What a wicked world

Op what you fail to realize is that, it is "human nature" to find 'solace' in a higher source of 'inspiration' and it is almost as important as eating or sleeping, the "weak minded" humans go for 'religious illusions' why the strong/intellectual minded seek for 'true' knowledge. Even if you post video evidence, some people will still follow.........

Dem don paint her so tay she be like "DULUX ADVERT"

Egusi or ogbono, 10mins ago......

Uncle/aunty as a 'satanist' is someone allowed to drink beer? Is there beer in hell? If satan is our true creator as you said then who are all the other prophets in the other holy books? The christianity promises us a magical 'disneyland' when we die, islam 40 virgins, what are you guys offering? All these big grammar you spoke here doesnt clarify us, tell us what your religion has to offer in simple terms, SOUL DON COST, PERSON NOR FIT COME GO COMMIT SOUL TO THE WRONG TEAM!!

Hahahahaha! Afi "ZUKABAG" HE PAIN AM!! Nigerians and jealousy sha, somebody add the picture.......

Am i the only one that feels she just 'farted'(mess) ??

Make i run call my Ex girfriend tell her oooooo say Lecturer job don show 4 her and her mama!!

The gods are angry........

hydrogen200:
... u are no serious. . y dint u commit suicide. I guex u remember ed there are many gulders around

No! I remembered suicide is a 'crime' and i dont want police to arrest me for committing crime................

A very 'hardworking' and 'honest' man, may all the gods but local and foreign reward him for his "honesty

THE "LIMPOPO" BABES WILL NOT LIKE THIS, he named his son "KANYE"? I guess its safe to say his son is "Kanye EAST"

RexEmmyGee:
You don't need to tell us your story bro. Your moniker says it all

Where is your sympathy? Cant you see am grieving two very sad incidents

EH YAH!!! You guys will not understand........... Love makes a man/woman do crazy things *dodges rotten plantain*! I feel her pain, i remember one time i kept 4 bottles of gulder in my freezer for a quick chill and i mistakenly slept off, when i woke up and discovered my four bottles had exploded, i nearly commited suicide, the heart wants what the heart wants.......... Rip young lady........

Somebody should tell DHQ that this is not the time to be taking threats as 'joke', some years back we all thought "suicide bombing" in Nigeria was a joke that couldnt become "reality", every warrior knows the worst type of enemy is he that has nothing to loose and these guys have shown us that they belong to that group......