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There are 3 things a man cannot control

1) When he is born

2) The woman he will fall in love with

3) When he will die.......

[quote author=RSVP post=69152248][/quote]Heehehehe! Nah my second house be this oooo.....

The way Reno was already dancing to the news......

"Legs on shoulder position", My dear brothers please be careful when indulging in this position before you end up in SARS office explaining why and how you broke someone's daughter's spinal cord........

Friendship is sweet sha!!! Shoutout to 'true' friends, to the fake friends-----May Dangote trailer cut the electric wires on your street and deny your area light for weeks......


Ps----There is always that friend that doesn't know when to use nicknames, how can you see me in 'official environment' and be shouting "Cleavage"!!! "Cleavage"!!........

pemiakd:
Pounded yam with efo worowo

What is "efo worowo"? Is it different from riro?

Damn!!! Damn!!! This is so sad!! Such a horrible way to go.......

Mariangeles:
They're all the same, whether you do it for the money or not...

My point exactly! I reckon we are in the same boat then, the only difference is i have lifejacket on........

Mariangeles:
Once you do it for the money, you're a prostitute!
Worst of all, a gay-ass prostitute!

.............and those that do it for free?

Number 1 is BAD ELECTRICIANS!!! Especially those "Oga we go put "relay"" and "That one no need, he nor dey work anything"......

Mariangeles:
Money is not everything, but clean money is sweet!
Prostitution is not an option... Work hard and the cash will roll in

Who said anything about prostitution and this is the hardest type of work for any straight man........

What sort of witchcraft is this? It just had to be his most important organ, this is evil!!!

Mariangeles:
You put the D in Disgusting!

Nah! I take the D out of Disgusting and put it in my mouth for the 'right' price.......

Someone that has been playing for 'HUNGER FC" for so long, they take you to a fastfood and all he could order was regular coke and 1 meatpie.......??

RSVP:
Ur eye go clear when dem gay slot der çock up ya orifice.... Have you seen someone with a bow leg walking before?? Now imagine ursef in walking in that position for weeks

My brother leave that thing!!! Guys get raped in jail on a regular, if you are "straight" you are "STRAIGHT"!! If you are gay you are gay! Besides the deal is 'mouth action' to get my virginity you either have to kill me or pay me money that will make me be wearing bathrobe for the rest of my life......

2million!!! Just to suck!!!?? All these hypocrites will come here and be forming 'NEVER!!" In this present condition man can consider it ooo, by the time i drink 50k Gulder i will start to forget, if they now make it 'Dollars' i will suck it like a pro!

When you give birth to a child and give her a name that sounds like a 'sex enhancement drug', how will she not misbehave??!!

Keep head like Nokia Lumia 920!!! Rapist oshi! With face like recession........

If you see someone robbing an apple store, does that make you an 'i- witness'? See hin head like iphone 5s.......

I have come to terms with so many strange things in this life, i have accepted even more strange things but one thing i cannot seem to come to term with or accept is 'homosexuality'. How people can fit a square peg in a round hole(almost literally) still baffles me..........

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See how boobs be like mini geepee tank....

No visible security how!!!?? Those guys with blue and black caps, are they cheerleaders? The president is making a 'smart gamble', why place your security in the hands of a few hundreds of men when you can place it in the hands of millions of ordinary citizens, mathematically its a wise move......

EzendiEgo1:




Stop confusing yourself and stop giving fear a chance in your life.

I have been Maturbating for 6 good years now never for one day have I blamed myself or have I giving fear a chance.

Maturbation can never make you not to last long while having sex.

Wow!!! "6 years"!!


4years-------Bsc

2years--------Msc


Technically you have a Masters degree in Self pleasure, keep it up and you are heading for PHD then you can be called Dr Wanky..

Oh my!! What a pity!! These sisters of the marine kingdom can be very wicked sha!!! See how they have taken this young man and locked him inside "TRANSPARENT GROUNDNUT BOTTLE" and even put cushion inside so that the young man will be extremely comfortable inside.........

.............and some of us will just be shouting Buhari from morning till night........