₦airaland Forum

Sharpshooota:
Who English epp

Wole Soyinka.....

Kai!!! Bros you for just type in igbo or pidgin........

Shame shame shame shame SHAME!! Every so called "Nigerian millionaire/Billionaire" is a shameless individual, how can you come from a country where a higher percentage of the population do not have access to 'basic' social amenities and you are not ashamed to go abroad and be displaying wealth and be shinning teeth like low budget cartoon character. Nobody should mention me with the excuse that 'they are not politicians' because any sensible person knows that every billionaire in Nigeria today made their money by taking advantage of the corrupt nature of all politicians so they are all GUILTY!!!

Sansa143:
Not a fan of ugba

How can anyone not like ugba!!!?? I can eat only ugba for a week......

Sansa143:
Is an abacha afternoon.Very spicy

Yummy yum!!! I love this, especially with enough 'ugba', looks like you didn't put ugba in your own?

Why op come use this particular image?......

Yuneehk:
Breakfast

Looks like you used #1000 ingredients to cook #70 naira indomie..........

The scammers posing as "Evangelists---- They will walk up to you telling how great you are and how Jesus will use you to heal the world and before you know it you have paid #500 for a book you will never read, meet them the following week and they will use the same lines on you and try to make you buy the same book again.......

Rhemy2013:
Hey y do u modify..shey u dey fear nii

I fear ooo!! I don't have power ooooo! I dinor know the meat is for 2, i am sorry Maam!

I don't get it, is it that Nigerian police has 'official timekeepers' for shootouts or how do they always know how long the gun battles lasted? Why are the timespans always exaggerated?

Rhemy2013:
Mood rite now with Dh

See meat

Areaboy2:
Hahaha.. with time anyone can go.. question is do you really want to go there? Think of all the things that make you happy here.. can you do any in heaven?

The world will have ended by then so i reckon there will be no more rules and regulations, by then we should be allowed to explore or 'sick' and 'demonic' fantasies, maybe i will finally be able to eat pork without feeling guilty

chaarly:
. . .Man shall not live by bread alone

so i made Rice and ofe akwu Mariangeles with chicken neck and assorted meat


God forgive me

Walahi people that will embezzle money if they become governor or president or hold any political office are not hard to know, how can only one person put "chicken" and "assorted meat" inside one plate!!!! Heeeeyyyy Gaaaawwwwddd!! I cannot give you my wifi password, if you can do this then you can finish 20gb in one night.........

You guys tried, the beat is above average but you guys need to upgrade the lyrics, slow down the tempo and be more audible, i could barely hear the lyrics and it was almost as if you guys were shouting. What people want these days is a jam they can enjoy and dance to without getting headache......

HarunaWest:
ave been laughing like a mad man for over 5 mins.....ur crazy dude

Boss laugh small small before them think another thing tie you rope, by the way you resemble one Guy in Abuja that drives red Range Rover that stole one of my girlfriends 3 years ago. If it is you, i hope for your sake you haven't married her........

Areaboy2 the odds of me making heaven just improved.......

Princeofnigeria:
I tell you.


I love dog meat alot, I can kill for it.



Since the beginning of this year, I have bought up to 15 dogs for slaughter.


The taste and palm wine is heaven on Earth

Haahahahah!! Baba oooo!! The animal rights activists will soon come for you........

“his defence is very infantile and does not hold any water and I am very sure in the next few hours he should begin to talk”. I trust our boys in black, when hand touch am he go talk......

Peppersoup eating peppersoup..........

I wonder why so many female Nigerians like to adopt 'fake accents' especially these OAPs.........

Adejoke nose be like Kia Picanto exhaust".

Adeosun suppose contest for "Face of Dangote cement" with her strong face.

ICPC suppose arrest the photographer way edit Adepeju picture for fraud.

Ajayi be like pikin way dey Yankee way come back Nigeria come take over him papa herbalist business

Blessing!!! Her face is a blessing to the eyes....


Anthony keep face like "fine boy village champion" way dey share belle give all the village girls


Derola resemble "marine agent"


Emmanuel be like Dismissed soldier way go beat all the organizers if he nor win.......


Hannah needs to present her birth certificate and prove that she is younger than 45


Patricia be like village maiden way wan try become king 5th wife......


Judith must go through "drug test"....


Shalom looks like she has plans to seduce the male judges, she is what yorubas call "Oloju come and do"


Merit friends and family members don too deceive her say nobody fine reach her......


Nnena be like "African Nagina"

Emmanuel looks like who don be "runner up" for plenty beauty contests


Adeola looks fierce but will cry for 3 months of she nor win.....

Michael be like who carry jazz come the competition.....


Egbon Nicholas look like who just come try luck as he don apply for Job tire he nor see....

Comas looks like who just enter city from Nnewi see advert and decide to try luck


Mary looks like she is related to 2 to 5 of the organizers

What happens when dynamite hits 'the rock', how do you nominate someone for AMVCA?

I wonder why people like to worry about bad habits, i live by a simple code "Death is coming and when it gets to me it will meet me doing what i enjoy". I laugh when people say "smokers are liable to die young", who is immortal? Op quit if you can, if you can't you better satisfy your craving and ignore all those rubbish health statistics because i can confidently prove to you that Dangote trucks have killed more people in the last 5years in Nigeria than lungs cancer or any smoking related ailments has in the last 50 years......

Masterppower:
I have sent this to the US Secretary of state and they have confirmed monitoring the situation in ekiti..... Buhari is in deep shit already...





That animalistic Buhari must be removed or Nigeria will break

Hahahahaha! For him to come and do what exactly? This comment is the funniest i have seen this month

See head like Brazilian scotchegg.....

I like this drama........

How can you beat such a beauty?

See better fresh bread way Dem dey chop, he come be like sharwamah sef! One of those guys resemble one guy way dey owe me...