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Nuclear reactor!!!

Elder001:
Go and hide your face in shame.

You're a disgrace to civilized men all over the world

Statistics has shown that the most "unfaithful men" are the ones that tend to act all righteous and quick to defend their wives and the entire female population in public.......


Ps-Civilization has absolutely nothing to do with "Polygamy", try to pick up a history book when you are not busy running errands for your wife......

chasers:
C4_kitchen

Noodles Lovers

First and Second Photo=== Eating stage

Third Photo==frying Process.

Fourth Photo ===Mixing Process.

Oooooooooooo!!! He is here again ooooo!!! Making us guys look bad!!.........

Mariangeles:

Oni ijekuje...

Emi ni yen ke!!!

Elder001:
Oboy go and learn how to cook. Don't think your wife will be the one to be cooking for you when you get married.

Women aren't cooking machines.

Any man who believes cooking is the responsibility of a woman alone is a plain misogynist.

If my wife refuses to cook, the Sidechic will provide the service.......

Mariangeles:
Ahh!
Shey you want to eat ebo...??

I like Ebo!! Especially when its Ebo Egusi

cutiereborn:
Egusi soup straight from the heat
Soberdrunk prepare swallow
Has anyone ever tried using uziza leaf in Egusi soup?
You would never go back to pumkin leaf (ugu).

Don't play like this nah!! Why are you playing with my emotions? Just package my share and drop it at your junction, i will come and take it, my spirit is telling me you stay close to me.........

She is cute but............

Mariangeles:

On behalf of your Mum
You best make sure you marry a good cook...you can also learn yourself, it's not that hard

Learn at what age?

Sansa143:
Hot moi moi

Chaaaaiiiii!!! See correct "My My"(in my igbo brothers voice) Most of you will not understand why i am addicted to this thread so i will tell you all today, growing up my mothers cooking was "eat so you won't die"(just because i reckon using the word 'horrible' will make me a bad child), i remember eating in our family friend's house and hoping they adopt me, my 'mamaput journey' started when i turned 13 and hasn't stopped since then so when i see good food i get turned on.............drops Mic!!!

We found love in an ancient place...........

codedflowz:


Cooked this for lunch today

Bros Haba!!! Some of us have PHD in Mamaput/Buka engineering and i can confidently say this is 'Rice #150, Beans #50, Fish #100 with Egg #50, Plantain #50 total------ #400

MexicanWolf:
Delightful afang soup with fufu,

Heeeeeeeyyyy Gaaaaawwwwddd!!! See how that soft kpomo is calling my official pet name! See how they now folded fufu like blanket that just came back from dry cleaning, whoever made this meal has HOME TRAINING!!!........

chasers:
I don't even use an iPhone yours gonna look good,if you take your time to arrange it..

Food Critc and Taster..lol

Don't mind me, i am just hating from outside the club cos i cant get in

As much as i like Amaechi, anytime i see him i remember the "Monumental waste" called "Mono rail project" in Rivers state and it breaks my heart.......

omojesu202:
drunken master.... come to Owerri let me get u drunk.

Challenge accepted!! Buzz me on bbm pin 'GULDER'(yes it is my custom bbm pin)

My people have a saying "The witch cried yesterday and the child died today, you don't need a the services of a herbalist"........

jummiefoodie:
Dinner yesterday

eyinjuege:
That will be the day.
We will do testimony and thanksgiving in church for you the day you ever cook

Ha!! Mogbe!! I will shock all of you!!!

See better babe!!! All these Nigerian ladies, after just 5 years they will start asking for "destination" like FRSC, "Where is this relationship heading"?.........

Mariangeles:
...jealous much??
*Rolling my eyes

Watch out!! I am cooking soon, i just have to buy gas first

RIP young man!! So sad!! This is one of the reasons my only sport is "Hand to mouth" combat, nobody ever died while drinking a cold bottle of GULDER.........

Mariangeles:
Uncle chasers be killing us softly...
Soberdrunk come and see guys like you slaying in the kitchen ...and all you do salivate or criticize without a single picture to show

So because someone boiled pasta and use iphone7 to snap it and the pictures came out looking like something from Hollywood you reckon he is slaying in the kitchen? I put it to you that my brother is the NO 1 chef in the whole of Africa and i am the NUMBER 1 FOOD CRITIC/TASTER............

Please who knows how much it will cost to ship a "Land wind" to Nigeria, i want to confuse my enemies............

I sight Eniola the President of SLAN(Swollen Ladies Association of Nigeria).....

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[quote author=britiko post=69620315][/quote]Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy Gaaaaaaawwwwwdddd!! This person has killed me!! Is that not "soft kpomo" i am seeing!! Kai!! Looking at this picture made me feel like a single lady that has been waiting to get married for so many years and suddenly her guy shows her ring........

One thing i have learnt from personal experience is that when it comes to dogs, it isn't the biggest or loudest dogs you should be worried about when entering a compound for the first time, it is the dog that pretends to ignore you that you should look out for.......