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I have never and will never see "First Class" as a major achievement, the fact is any individual with a 'retentive' memory and some level of discipline can achieve it in the 'right environment'. what i am saying basically is getting a First class doesn't automatically mean you are a 'genius' or you have a 'brilliant mind', some of these "First class" holders lack basic skills and 'technical know how' and can hardly think outside the box. The real genius is that individual that can balance educational intelligence with basic wisdom and think outside the box........... Congrats to her! She try!

See how ur wife fine anyhow like Egyptian strawberry, nah after the wedding you come dey tell us abi?......

Maybe the kidnappers need his humanitarian services.......

Ziggylady:
Go and have a hair-cut there if you are in Abuja and stop making noise.

Delilah!!!

uyplus:
One thing is certain, no Nairaland account holder will ever get driven in the cabin of a Bugatti veyron! We will all die without this experience! Argue with your phone!

I bind you!!!!!

Who knows how much Bugatti Side mirrors cost??

When you order pizzza and they deliver "Egg roll"......... Classic case of 'deceptive marketing'.........

jashar:
Take her sky diving and propose mid air...

I bind you!!! In my village we are allergic to jumping.......

Hahahahahahaahaahhaahaha!!! and some ignorant ones will carry religion on their head like plantain chips!! Hahahaha!! It shall never be well with poverty!!!

This is the 'real' feminist, not all these women that will be screaming 'equal rights' and the next minute they are screaming "my man must take care of me". I still ain't letting a woman cut my hair though, it never ends well..........

What are these South African policewomen eating?? Looks like part of the requirements for becoming a policewoman in South Africa is "overweight" and "shapeless"......

I have said it before, they have used all the 'proposal styles" so when its my turn i will simply throw the ring to my future wife and say "babe catch ooooo!! Its a ring for proposal oooo!!! If you don't want throw it back ooooo!!!!"........

stupor
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noun

a state of near-unconsciousness or insensibility.

"a drunken stupor"

synonyms: daze, state of stupefaction, state of senselessness, state of unconsciousness; More

Nigerian Bingos see una mate!!! All Nigerian bingos know how to do is destroy slippers and hide from armed robbers.....l

pemiakd:
Getting ready

Heeeyyyyyyy Gaaaaaaaawwwwwwwdddddd!!!!!! See that kkkkkkkkpppppppooooommmmoooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Keeee me!!!!

"Coat of many colors"!! See face, see hands, see legs............

So because it is Lionel Messi una call am "Lucky Amulet", if it was Victor Moses una for call am "Juju" or "Jazz"........

potbelly:
I see you breh... I see you...

Oya TAKE AM!!!! Gba si be!!!! High five!!!! Their real daddy!!!

This aunty has been doing "AGGRESSIVE" marketing for a while now, you guys should patronize her nah!!! Don't be scared, i am sure she is doing discount sales........

Shoro ni yen??

So if they are calling potbelly that guy in the first picture will come out!!! When some of us dey use our bele do table!! All my pot bellied sexy men make some noise...........

I know a lot of people will judge the man and call him harsh names but it is hard and almost impossible to understand the feeling when some you love with all your heart and being betrays you, murder is never the answer but people should learn not to play with people's emotions........

Now we wait................!

Liftedhands:
Eba and veggie soup.

Why Is your eba smooth like semo?

LadyPrecy:
More food

Chai!!! A JIBI JIBI JIBI JIBI JIBI JIBI!!!

Mariangeles:
The King of all soups...

Heeeeeyyyyyy gaaaaawwwwwwddddd!!!! Kuku keee me!!!! Just Kee me!!! See the love of my life!! Sometimes people see me with a serious face and jump to the conclusion that i am pondering on National issues but i am simply thinking why Egusi is so delicious........

Have your wife give her 'the talk', she has hit puberty and it is only natural for her to start craving 'exploration", no need to get harsh with her or punish because if you do she will 'lock up' and receive 'the talk' and 'practicals' from the many hyenas roaming around looking for who to devour and this might make you a grandfather before your time.........

I totally condemn the killings and i think this is a very wrong and insensitive thing to say but this young man is either very smart or very lucky because 'technically' he didn't write anything that can hold water in a court of law..........