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I am a pastor's kid and one of my biggest challenge is "THE MEMBERS"!! They are always so judgmental, Mans' will be enjoying his beer in the joint jejely and next thing one of 'the members' is greeting Mans' with that 'judgemental look', me i nor kuku send them!! Nor be me God call..........

doskie:
omo this one na gobe oh! i go start to shout "you see yourself? when i was preaching to you to turn around and focus on a righteous life you didn't listen, told you to study and worship the lord, you laughed at me calling me a jew. now look at our lives, i have a career, you are in jail. may the Lord help us all"

Sense will not kill you!!!

Imagine you are one of the staff and you get to the prison and the prisoners start hailing you with you 'real first name' "My guy!! Long time!! He don tay ooo!! You remember your guys today!!!" Career don end before he start

Ps-Nah so one of my guys see me for banking hall dey shout nipples!! Nipples! Some friends can shatter your reputation with only mouth.....

........of all the customers to steal from, he just had to pick a law firm, them suppose flog am.........

"I nor follow"----10k na why NPF dey arrest both victim and witness and friend of witness, everybody go reach station......

Why are some men like this!!!?? After introduction ni tori Olorun!!!

Mariangeles:
You better go back and click like before I open my eyes...
Don't you know that the best tasting foods don't always look appealing... You're there doing shakara

When it comes to food, i judge a book by its cover..............

Mariangeles:
I proooooooooooomise it tastes better than it looks...

If my future wife serves me a meal that looks like this, i will arrest my father-in-law or Mother-in-law(any of her surviving parent)......

When i was 19 my only problem was how to get to the next stage in video games..........

With her face like puff puff that i saw in food section........

..........and i thought Ghanaian police was cut from a different cloth, ashay' nah the same mama born them and NPF. The thunder that will fire the people recording without holding the idiot will come from a remote island off the coast of South America........

I will not say it!!

Madam Kate the president of OMYAN(Old Mama Youngi Association of Nigeria), i see the other able members came out to support their presido......

eunisam:
When your fulani terrorist and your bokoharam brothers do first. I wish I could hate just the way you hates

Hahaha! How myopic!! So anyone that doesn't agree with your Ipob ideology is now fulani/terrorist/bokoharam.?

I don't know why mamaput women fail to understand that if i have eaten your food 4-5 times, it is no longer business!!! We are in a 'RELATIONSHIP", my mamaput woman decided to travel without warning, she will see who will buy her new freezer this xmas and i cannot cheat on her... ........ please someone should just show me a fresh plate of Egusi soup lemme use to console myself........

Alaniyiokorausa:
are you an illiterate or you are just naturally stupid, this guy's are freedom fighters try are mot charity organization, they are nationalist fighters not NGO.

The hate and frustration that has taken over your body did not allow you type correctly, my brother today is Friday, try 3 bottles of 'chilled' Gulder and 1 plate of catfish peppersoup and you shall be alright!!

These people nor dey tire!!! I wonder when we will read a headline like "Ipob arranges free healthcare facilities for its members" or "Ipob arranges free vocational training for members", always trouble trouble!

Tuface nor get conscience, if them sell Blackface 4 black market sef 50 million nor sure, where will he even see money to face this challenge.........

jummiefoodie:

Guess everybody is busy today

Too busy to eat? You sef disappoint!!!

Poor men can be so demanding.......

I hope they haven't messed with the 'wrong Person's' pension, this might just be a warning......

Are you all fasting!!!?

If my village witches start bringing the type of meals i see in this thread everyday to feed me in dream, there will be peace and absolutely no need to wake up in the middle of the night and be chanting religious incantations but all the lazy witches disturb someone's dream with is "low budget" meals like yam and palm oil, garri without sugar, pap without milk, unripe plantain, coconut, bitterkola, etc. How will we co-exist in peace!!!?? How!!!?........

Sansa143:
Hot puff puff

Yummy yummy!!!

Sansa143:
Well,my birthday is 2moro so dis is a prep towards it.Freshly made.
soberdrunk,jazzyjazz,Giddyperson,zaynie,Liftedhands u can pick one each n leave d rest 4 others

I need like 4 ooooo

chaarly:
hehehehe
Nice one bro. its been long i ate indomie ooo
A good way to start my saturday

Soberdrunk!!!!! wheres that spoon you borrowed from me? give it back!

I thought plastic spoons are disposable.......

Deity that cannot disappear, is that one a deity?..........

Akhigbeblog:
you are a fool, I have being seeing useless people on nairaland but you case is different. Uba has a football club in Nigeria that pays it players reason amount, who your family don help for Nigeria, you just open your mouth and say non sense

*your *it's *reasonable *nonsense all these children that wrote WAEC in 2010 but still cannot write correctly. I was going to reply you like an adult but i checked your profile and saw you wrote WAEC in 2010...........