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I remember this man in Predator 2. Indomie generation children can't know the Great Danny Glover.

Gboliwe:
Nnaeeh! Onwa e kpatununun (lol). M je nu eji aghu koonu onu?

Ihe m juwa bu si, obu gunwa mahasinwa ele anya okpo?

What a dialect.

Una wan turn this forum to ibo forum abi? Ok continue.

ladyF:
Forgive her na she didn't do anything with the guy...maybe she was lonely and didn't wan to sleep alone

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

And she didn't know the road to her boyfriend's house abi? Abegi... She go play away match. That's all.

I want to swap PS4 game disc with people around ekiti and environs only. And I'm ready to buy used disc.

AlabaSlim:
U just talked like a kid.......whatever u think we studied in Nigeria, where did we get it from Did we ever theorise any course, material or subject What did we "invent" that did not come from the Whiteman Your writeup shows JEALOUSY written all over it & I hate Jealous/Envious people cos they can kill, steal & destroy successful or potential beings

You're the big fool here bro. He was merely stating the fact. If you live in Nigeria,you'll understand. Maybe you should read where someone that studied overseas said he was asked questions in engineering drawing instead of drawing itself!! Here in Nigeria a typical engineering drawing exam takes 3-4 Hours!!! Who's the fool here now?

Nobody remembers King and Recruit.

Atleast dem recognize 2.2.

After you bribed your way to secure a job,you still gave testimony in church for a new job? Na wa o. Una no dey fear God o.

Proffdada:
I didn't know that you are slow in comprehension , my bad. The question has been answered,to have tickets it means you have accepted you were a sinner and doomed but the Savior redeemed you from this eternal damnation by your belief in His death as a sacrifice for redemption

dey there dey deceive yourself. Ticket kor receipt ni. Ode oshi. Live and let live. If you think that's your own way to God,so be it,stop smearing it on our faces. Enough of the religion hullabaloo.

Nonsense story,"she called you with an unknown number,and you asked her to cut it,that you'll call her back,to show that you're the man".who's fooling who? So,your phone na FBI or CIA phone wey go recognize unknown number? Charlie you Fuc.k up. Your story no sell.

The Chief of staff to the Edo State Government, Mr. Patrick Obahiagbon,
has been described by Nigerians as one grammarian known for his
command of the English Language and ways of usage of the
vocabularies.
The Nigerian number one grammarian has carved a niche for himself at
several occasions with the use of jaw breaking words to mesmerize his
listeners.
According to Nigerian university scholarships, here is a compilation of
the top 50 Jaw breaking words ever used by the grammarian and their
meanings:
WORDS AND MEANING
1. Gargantuan –extremely large
2. Bugaboo – an object of fear
3. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical
4.Perfidy – deceitful or untrustworthy
5. Repugnant – extremely distasteful and unacceptable
6. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy
7. Odoriferous – having an odor.
8. Sardonic – Scornfully mournful or cynical
9. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal
10. Obfuscate – To make something less clear and more difficult to
understand.
11. Cascading – a large amount of something hanging down
12. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant
13. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people
to do things in an unpleasant
14. Paraplegic – A person who suffers from paraplegia
15. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)
16. Empyrean – literary relating to Heaven
17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to
solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm
19. Tinge– to add a small amount of color to something
20. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior
21. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has
an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.
22. Mendacious – Not telling the truth
23. Mores – the customs of a society
24. Rosicrucian – a member of a secretive society concerned in the study
of metaphysical, mystical and alchemical lore.
25. Hierophants – A person especially a priest who interprets sacred or
esoteric mysteries
26. Objurgates – rare and severe
27. Indubitable – impossible to doubt and unquestionable
28. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.
29. Vaudeville – a type of entertainment popular in the late 19th and
early 20th centuries,that includes singing,dancing
30. Audacious – lacking respect, impudent
31. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical
reason
32. Ballyhoo – extravagant publicity
33. Quagmire – a complex or difficult situations
34. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images
35. Plummeted – to fall from a high level or position
36. Sui Generis – Unique
37. Ferocious – Fierce, cruel or violent.
38. Miasma – an unpleasant smell
39.Apotheosis – the highest point in the development of something
40. Excrescence – an unattractive or superfluous feature
41. Mobocracy – rule or domination by the masses
42. Proclivities – An inclination or predisposition
43. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or
least qualified citizens
44. Lampoon – public satire or ridicule
45. Déjà vu – a feeling of having already experienced the present
situation(FRENCH)
46. Recumbent – Inactive, Idle.
47. Terminus – The end of something
48. Perfidy – The act of violating a promise, faith or vow
49. Mephistophelean – wicked
50. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.

Good pikin, Na papa get am. Bad pikin na mama get am.

The best way to avoid unnecessary bloodshed is "Do not argue with a Nigerian Policeman". A word is enough for the wise.

generalissimo:
Then how come u posted this poo thru Tecno T-5? Ur iphone get low ba3 ni

believe it or not I use an iphone6. So,I'm not gonna argue back and forth with you.

Rocking my iPhone6. Android boys go and ...

Where is almighty Ecowas abuja,that pays 800k per month?

Singer-turned-writer, Etcetera is back again with more controversial
social commentary.
This time, he is airing his views about why Church is leading people to
hell.
Here are excerpts from the the article he wrote on the subject, as
reported by Punch:
As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore and repent.
– Revelation 3:19.
Much of the church today is living a lie. Many of you have been told
continuously that you are saved and headed for heaven. Nothing could be
farther from the truth. Many of you are heading directly to hell.
The systemised lying that is going on in the church has deceived the
pastors and the people alike.
It is a case of the blind leading the blind. You all need to pray – fervently
because many of you are “lost”.
No matter what you call me, no matter how you view this issue, no
matter what position you have, no matter what church you attend, you
have to admit that something is wrong with the church.
Below are eight facts why the church is leading you straight to hell:
1. There is almost no evidence whatsoever that the early church had
their “services” on a Sunday. They gathered together ‘from house to
house’ virtually every day! People did not dress up and “go to
church.” There were no denominations or separate groups with
different ‘labels.’ They lived their lives together – And the apostles
in Jerusalem preached everyday at a huge open-air gathering, not
“hidden away” inside four walls. Church buildings do not exist in
the Bible. They were invented around 200-300 AD, when the church
was in serious decline. Church buildings are anti-New Testament,
and they bring with them a host of problems and traditions. It was
when the church fell into the hands of Rome that this concept of the
“cathedral” took over. And today, we are still spending millions
building these beautiful monuments while the worshippers are
starving.
2. The words “prosper” or ‘prosperity’ were NEVER used by Jesus at
all – and only mentioned a few times in the entire New Testament.
Yet our greedy pastors have built kingdoms upon them. The words –
“sell what you have and give to the poor” and “deceitfulness of
riches” and “you cannot serve God and mammon” and “woe to you
that are rich” were DEFINITELY used by Jesus and the apostles, but
you don’t hear them preached by your pastors, do you?
3. Tithing is not a New Testament practice at all. And it is being
shamefully abused by today’s preachers. In the Old Testament,
tithing was only applicable to Jews and to the land of Israel and that
was at a time when a great number of them lived in Babylon,
Ammon, Moab, Egypt and Syria. As a result of that, the land they
occupied became tithe-able lands. Tithes were not acceptable from
Gentiles’ lands. So my brothers and sisters, you need to ask your
pastor why he is collecting tithes here in Nigeria. Also, the only
people authorised to receive tithes were the Levites – (Hebrews
7:5). If your pastor is collecting tithe from you, ask him if he’s from
the tribe of Levi. Even Jesus who was a Jew couldn’t collect tithes
because he wasn’t from the tribe of Levi but from that of Judah.
And if your pastor insists that being a worker in the lord’s vineyard
qualifies him as a Levite, please remind him that Levites had no
land and did not own properties.
4. The Jesus of today’s church is a “Father Christmas,” a Jesus who
exists mainly for our own “happiness;” a Father Christmas who
wants to rain down continual blessings upon us; a Jesus of grace and
mercy without judgement, righteousness or truth. Our gross
misrepresentation of who Jesus really is, is one of the most serious
offences of today’s church. We worship a “plastic” Jesus – one that
we have painted in our own image. What an offence to God.
5. What we have today are churches that are so loose that they excuse
any sin or misconduct, including homosexuality and adultery.
Aren’t we supposed to accept only the truth of God’s word? But
instead, we have opted for a modern church that is socially based,
smooth and sophisticated, and presented like a Nollywood movie
with men and women of ogboni fraternity dressed in their occultic
regalia occupying special seats during services. Something is
wrong!
6. What happened to the strong calls for repentance that brought
thousands down to the altar to repent and ask Jesus Christ to save
their souls? This is the litmus test for Christianity; it is the essence
of the Cross; it is the great commission that Jesus commanded us
with. If your church is not winning souls, then it is like a barren
woman, and it is a shame. Something is wrong!
7. What happened to the outpouring of the Holy Ghost? Do we even
know what it means anymore to feel the presence of the Spirit of
God descend on a service and fill up the room with holiness? Or we
just love that party atmosphere and excitement when the choir plays
a boogie-down song? Or we love to scream “ride on pastor” in the
excitement we get when some charismatic preacher works the
crowd? It’s been so long we’ve felt the presence of the Holy Spirit
that we don’t know what it is anymore. Something is definitely
wrong!
8. Lots of pastors are aware that there is something very wrong with
the church today. They know there is little ‘fear of the Lord.’ They
know there is no deep repentance or deep moving of the Holy Spirit.
Read the rest on Punch

See desmond head like jabulani football.

Dfg

rokiatu:
You better be grateful you have a di...ck. do you know the Complications that come with having a VA. G.n.al? Having sex for the first time is very painful, when the di..ck too big it becomes pain for us, let's not go to giving birth sef shi...t is dang painful. When we are not wet during sex na whala for us.And yes every month it bleeds.


I am glad proud and happy to have one....... But be happy yours is a di. .ck.....you don't get to experience much pain.

that your 'ass no be here ooooo. Gawd! Make I handle am for one day.

rokiatu:
You better be grateful you have a di...ck. do you know the Complications that come with having a VA. G.n.al? Having sex for the first time is very painful, when the di..ck too big it becomes pain for us, let's not go to giving birth sef shi...t is dang painful. When we are not wet during sex na whala for us.And yes every month it bleeds.


I am glad proud and happy to have one....... But be happy yours is a di. .ck.....you don't get to experience much pain.

that your 'ass no be here ooooo. Gawd! Make I handle am for one day.

Kingscee:
I know say na only fat people like you go like this trash, fat no dey follow again, big disease and smelling people, God have mercy on me

you need to have your brain checked o. Jesus! You just dey talk trash,Gawwwwd! If to say I see you ehn,I for slap your face for this trash you wrote so. Ba nkali(no brain at all)! Sheep!

benuejosh:
I hate fat girls

its high time you block stereotype out of your head and mind!!! Grow up,and stop saying trash.

misterh:
Then, why did Obanikoro and Woke resign their ministerial appointments to contest for governors in their states? The governos have more access to funds than ministers.

bros you said access to funds. I said basic salary. Check well,the minister earns more basic salary than the governor. But the governor has more power,he's the head and oga patapata of a whole state! E no easy. Na him be god for the state.

I pray o

The Federal minister is superior. He earns more than the Governor in terms of their salary. But the Governor is only all powerful in his own state. He has little control over the CP of police and has almighty power,on all the happenings in his state,not at federal level. So,to cut it short,a federal minister has power at the federal level and the Governor has power in his own state. The federal minister superior constitutional,because he earns more basic salary and allowance than the Governor.

temitemi1:
NONSENSE!

na now I know say you be Robot. No sense in you at all.

menix:
Congrats bro..

I tap into ur miracle...
Glory to d most High on ur behalf...

abeg no tap into hin miracle o,make e no go quick finish. Lol.

And this trashy post made front page? This is not the nairaland I joined years ago!

Emusan:
My point is centered on the word "MAN" just as the word "GOD" can be used for two different people.

so in other words,Jesus is God.

Falana is sha doing everything to remain in the Press,with all is Gra-Gra,when last did we hear he won a big case? Always taking up lost causes,no be only apologize na eulogize....arrant nonsense. Ki oriade ma be be,fun kini? Ori falana ti daru patapata. Omo iran ki ran. Mtchewwwwww.

Emusan:
Since this is the part you have problem with, then let's look at it this way from the creation of MAN

The first couple lived alone in the garden. The two are to be viewed as one.
a. Genesis 2:24 - In the garden, two persons, the man and the woman, “became one flesh.”

b. Genesis 5:1,2 :
• “God created man” (singular)
• “He made him” (singular)
• “named them Man” (singular)

Yet it also says:
• “He created them male and female” (plural)
• “He blessed them” (plural)
• “and named them” (plural)
• “they were created” (plural)

NOTE: that the first couple was collectively named “Man.” This was their original name for the woman was not given her individual name “Eve” until after her sin (in Genesis 3:20; see Genesis 2:23). The reference to “man” was interchangeable with “them” and included both the male and the female.

c. Genesis 1:26,27 -
• “Let Us make man” (=“adam”, singular)”
• “God created man” (singular)
• “He created him” (singular)

In contrast the same text also says:
• “. . . let them rule” (plural)
• “male and female he created them” (plural)

Again, the reference to “man” was interchangeable with “them” and included both the male and the female. “Man” meant “mankind.”

d. Mark 10:6-8 - Jesus refers to the first couple and after stating they were one flesh adds
“they are no longer two.”

e. Romans 5:12-19 - In saying that sin entered humanity through “one man” it potentially suggests that the “one man” could also include the first woman.

These verses imply that in the creation account singular references to “man” include the two persons in the garden. This is unusual with the more common meaning of the term “man” referring to the primary person in the couple, the male (Genesis 2:21). Likewise, although the
term “God” can on occasion mean “Us” and “Our” (“Let Us make . . . Our image . . . Our likeness . . .” - Genesis 1:26) likely the more common meaning is the “Father,” the primary person in the ‘Godkind.’

How do you understand this statement?
“In the garden was the woman, the woman was with the man and the woman was man.”

Would it be correct to say “the woman was a man” or “the woman was the man?” No

you're confusing me further. By you're statement,you simply mean God and Jesus are one. Adam/ eve = man. The word(Jesus)/God = God. Is that what you're saying?