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Zeemoor:
Sweetheart, You haven't opened the floor
We need a detailed story, not a sneak peek

thank you jare... I was about to say the same thing. She didn't tell us her own and she wants us to tell her our own....it doesn't work that way sister.

dechandel:
No ooo
I've got enough real dates.. Wait till i am done with them ..

Ermmmmm,this one una dey use still play love on this thread,e get as e be o. Hmmmmmmm. Make una kuku pm una sef naw. Abi?

Escalze:
After all the suffering of wooing her for how many months, you just zoomed off like that?






Don't know why Nigerians too dey mumu.





We don't do that kind of thing here in Dubai

no insult bro. You need to see the girl,fear of God sef go catch you.

Mine happened last week,I met a girl on Eskimi,she was fine and all that,we spoke on the phone she had a nice voice and accent too,omo,I say finally I don jam confirm babe. We agreed to meet and I finally met her, last week after months of phone calls,text and chats. If I said,I was disappointed,that would be an understatement,she even had the guts to bring her friend that looked like Burkina faso's Bance along. She had the biggest pot belly I've ever seen on a slim girl,she was short and totally not my taste. I was just looking around to see,if anybody that can recognize me wasn't around that area. Anybody seeing me with them sef na total fu ck up. I left them where they wanted to buy recharge card,I called an okada man,jumped on it and told him to zoom off. They were just staring at me mouth open,like they were hit by thunder,omo I no even send,I just told the okada man to take me anywhere,make I sha comot for that vicinity. It was so crazy,I told myself never to try it again. Ever! Tell me yours.

lilprinze:
4g indeed the last time I checked 4g has not been brought to Nigeria not to talk of ekit state please stop mistaking 3.75g with 4g

mr man,na 4G dey show for my phone here!!!!!

lilprinze:
I don't see anything special about this phone apart from the improved battery and the 4g network which is useless cause there is no 4g network in 9ja yet.
Android still rocks with better and more interesting specifications.

Guy na which village u come from sef? Even common ado ekiti get 4G. Not to talk of the whole Nigeria.pssssssttt.

There's this general misconception about lagos state being "a no man's land" or lagos has no particular indigenes. This is a big blunder and ignorance on the part of whoever thinks lagos state,has no particular indigenes. There arises argument whenever someone ask me about my state of origin and I tell them I'm from ikorodu lagos state. They'll say,lagos is no man's land and I'm not originally from lagos state,this always infuriates me,and I'll start explaining to the person,that my father,my father's father and those before them are all from ikorodu,so,where else will I come from? Now a quick,explanation about the original people of lagos state. According to wikipedia:en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagos. The original dwellers of lagos state are the Awori people,and people from suburbs( the ikorodu,epe, and badagry people),these are the original dwellers of lagos state. The question I ask the ignorant people,who says lagos is no man's land is,have you ever heard that there's an igwe in lagos? Or there's an emir or sultan in any part of Lagos state? The answer is No. The fact that Lagos state welcomes all and sundry,does not mean you should forget where you originally came from. I think with this little write-up,you should be enlightened a little about the original dwellers/indigenes of Lagos state. God bless Lagos state,Eko oni baje oooooooooo (Amin).

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Beautiful cosmopolitan Lagos....My birthplace...Our No man's land..[/color]

the fact that you're born in lagos does not make it,a "no man's land". If you don't know where you come from,you better ask your father or mother. The fact that Lagos state has a supreme oba and several other obas,should tell you lagos belongs to it's true indigenes. Or,have you heard of igwe of lagos? Or the sultan of lagos? Grow some brains please.

I just heard about,making money online using Github and xda,please,I need someone to help me,with step by step,tutorial,please,help me and help others like me out there. This is important. I need serious advices. Let's share experience and brain here. Thanks in advance.

How much did you get it brand new? And will you sell it for 40k. I'm ready to buy. It came with,how many pad?

Thanks guys. Can someone please,enlighten me on low carb diet.

Sometimes I wonder,why,slim people eat twice the food/junk food I eat,and still remain,slim. If slim people see me eating,they'll scream "orobo". Yet,they eat more than me,and they still remain slim,even without exercises. It's frustrating. So,we chubby people,should not eat again? I seriously,want pills,please. Anybody with,an idea,should please share the info,I need it.

Guys I need your help deciding a weight loss pill,that I can use to lose weight. I'm not obese,I'm just sturdy and big,in a way. And I don't want that,I want a lean frame,I've tried all kinds of methods,exercising,lifting weights at a local gym etc. It's just not working for me. If there's anyone out there that knows,a pill I can use to shed,some fat. I'll be grateful. I need your help people. Your advices are welcome. No insults please. You can't blame a guy,for trying to be,healthy.

I spoke to my mum,about the past,when my dad got a second wife,and she told me the feeling/feelings she had,when her husband(my dad),got another wife. To cut,the story short,she said she came back home from the market,only for another woman to open the door for her,when she demanded to know who she was,she calmly replied her that she's the new wife,my dad immediately came to the defense of the new wife(my step-mum),saying yes,it's true,that she's the new wife. My mum said,she felt like,a train just hit her. She had to continue the relationship,because of us(the children). The question to men is this,how do you tell your wife,that you want/gotten a new wife?. Women,what will be your reaction,if your husband tells you,he has gotten a new wife to be your junior wife?

Guys and ladies in the house,please post recent update on WWE on this thread. Thanks.

This is for the married men,whose food do you love eating,compare your mum's cooking to your wife's dishes. Which do you find tasty and sweet? I know a lot of men will want to go for "my mum's cooking is the best" line. But,be honest,it's not a competition.

Ettore buggatti

Smokers are liable to die young. ;DSmokers are liable to die young.

kennygee: she looks fat.

. Wetin fat people do una?

Only a gay guy can fall in love with this girl/boy.oh my Gawd...

Pls I have a toshiba satellite c855d s5104,4gb Ram,500gb.1.3ghz I want to know the games I can play on it.I'm a very hard gamer.

Bros i want nfs,gow,pes,fifa etc abeg can it play?

So on point bro.no mind haters.i bow o.

What games can i play on my toshiba satellite c855d s5104,amd e-300,4gb,500gb,1.3ghz.pls i love to play games on the lappy.

Pls guys i just bought a toshiba satellite c855d s5104 lappy wit amd e-300,4gb,500hdd.1.3ghz.pls list the games i can play on it.abeg

Elnino4ladies: ..u ghat it all wrong..mode nine hardly released video..cn u tell me d exact yr he won d chanel O award..??

guy u dull o.so u no knw say mode9 win channel o?and u say u knw hiphop.u be mugu!

tsleazy][b] niccuh...modify ur post so it can be easily understood....mumu wetin you know understand there?

[quote author=Ezemmuo_1]dear you need to get some android education then you will discover how much of a work tool it could turn out for you than BB. I was using BB as a work tool with its ability under MTN plan to check only 2 email accounts until I found out that with android I could check all my 5 accounts and more if I so wish. also am able to read any form of attachment (pdf, word, excel etc)and even print them wirelessly with Bluetooth or over a network to a remote printer all from my phone. the problem with Nigerians and phones expecially the females is that they hardly read or understand the specification of they buy. BB has nothing close to Android phones expecially the ones running on 4.2 jelly bean OS. ope u know your BB is a glorified java phone.you can't even start comparing processor speeds.[/quote]my dear you're way off point and target! I'm using a curve 4 with OS7.1 and I can open and operate unlimited number of emails.ok...now to what you can do on bb proper there mad apps on bb that are not on bb world.just google search and see sites the are 3rd party apps and games.+ive you handled and operated the Z30?please make your findings before you post or comment on anything!

This issue don tire me biko..if you like android na for your pocket.if you like bb na for ur pocket too. I love android.but I'm still waiting for the day android too can have 'BIS' like bb..then I'll JEJELY go and buy an android phone.for now Android and iOS is ruling the phone industry.but without the so called BIS bb is nothing again oooooo.