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I hate ironing, washing ( I don't care what it is), I can't stand cooking. In short i hate em all. I am so lucky that my boyfriend understands

Nairalanders In Toronto: Let's Get Together hehe, why not, I mean if Wale is trying to get nairalanders in london together I say lets get together for all of us who are in Canada. Toronto can be our meeting place.


@Diddy, i hope u can make to this side since u cancelled ur London trip. Abeg Toronto is not too far from where u are



But for real, i will be in london the second week in august for a week and yea I wanna be spoiled too now. Someone said something about spoiling guests hmmmm

The free man will ask neither what his country can do for him nor what he can do for his country." -Milton Friedman

My "Career Goals";

(a) Make sure that my would be husband becomes the next president of Nigeria.

(b) Throw a big part y after we win for all the sick, poor and the less fortunate.

(c) Get rid of poverty, poverty and more poverty ( no child should go to bed hungry )



VOTE FOR SOCCERCHIC WOULD BE HUSBAND, AND I WILL PAY FOR YOUR TICKET TO SOUTH AFRICA TO WATCH WORLD CUP 2010. FOOD AND HOTELS INCLUDED OO











You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you’re all the same." -Vick Imbornoni

@Amadu, u said something for the first time which I must say, I agree with u 100%. Yes, ARSENAL is a THREAT and you better watch out this session. hope u don't get "blue" in the face brutha

I just have one question

When he said he was gonna "do u bad", what exactly does he mean? Can u find out for me please ( am sorry u all, but i really wanna know)

Ugly And Intelligent Or Beautiful And Stupid? Hmmm, lets see

I would rather be intelligent ( which I am) and ugly (which am 1000000000000000% am not)

Do you guys know that its very very annoying if u can't carry a conversation with a man. i swear, no matter how good looking that guy is. ( trust me, am speaking from experience).


Quote: "Beauty can't amuse you, but brainwork-----reading, writing, thinking-----can"

@Nferyn, yea I love Toblerone (Dark ) but I also love Lindt ( plain milk). Can't seem to have enough

@retro, just wondering, are u eating the Twix white choclate or the carmel one?

LMFAO@Nferyn, no am not Swiss, I just love swiss choclate.


@Retro, I have tried belgium choclate and I still say Swiss choclate does it for me ( For me, its the best) i mean, the texture, taste is just fantastic oooo ma ma mia, ( No offence to Nferyn and other Belgium choclate fans)








peace!

LMFAO@jackal

NO NO NO, Italy was just lucky. Did they really win or it just a bad dream

Arsenal all the way baby, there is no team greater that that

@Under18, u have made an excellent choice, Wellcome to the ARSENAL team,




GO ARSENAL GOOOOOO,

For all those arsenal haters, PUT UR MONEY were ur mouth is,


GO ARSENAL GOO, GOOOOO,


Arsenal chic 4 Life




Don't hate cause I love soccer more than sex

SWIZZ CHOCLATES ARE THE BEST MMMMMM, I also love quality street, can't seem to get enough of it and too bad we don't have good choclate in this place. The best part about travelling to Europe for me is choclate, imagine all that choclate, oooooooo

Thanks@Chy, I guess there are not a lot of people in here from benin City hmmmmm or they just don't know how to coook.

Anyway, I meet this sista here in Canada and she agreed to teach me a few things.










u have to break egg to make an omelette ( i love Omelette)

LMFAO@ddizzle, I agree oooo

@Orikinla, we ( damsal and I ) are still waiting for a website /address for aspiring actress like ourselves to help us acheive our dreams. Damsal is in Uk and I in Canada and a website or a contact information of a producer will be a great help. i noticed that u posted an address for screenplayers earlier on and I was wondering if i can sent a photo/resume/e.t.c throught that mail.

Thanks

@gigitte, INSHA ALLA, when i make it Big, u have no more worry my sisita. u can floss all u want then


Negotiations are best done in private

Hi gigitte, How is it going? i see that u still remember hehe

Hi Orikinla, I was wondering what it takes to get a part in a movie? do I have to sent in an audition tape or what? In addition, does ARE (Ark Resources entertainment ) have a website that someone in my position can go and get more information. Thank you.





I need more info before I pack my bags and leave Canada for Nigeria A bege

I love it when I was Single, but I love it more that i am in a relationship. you see I get to have the best of both world. I still get to hang out with my gals ( Ladies u know how we do it ladies nite out ). I also get to spent time with my man whenever, I guess this way my back is always covered, no longer feeling longley when its valentine e.t.c cause i know i have someone. i think the key lays in a great relationship. once u have that u can be single and attached @ thesame time



U say u have a woman @ home, well let me be the mouse that makes u moan

Thanks@Mystique, and yea i play as well as watch soccer








Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby

Hi, check out this story and at the end I would like to know what u all think

- An Oregon woman was looking for love in all the wrong places when she called 9-1-1 wanting a "cute" sheriff's deputy to return to her house.Lorna Jeanne Dudash succeeded in getting a date - in court, that is.

After her neighbors reported a noise complaint, two Washington County sheriff's deputies knocked on Dudash's door.

When they left, Dudash dialed 9-1-1 in a desperate attempt to get the deputy she described to dispatchers as "a cutie pie" to return.

The dispatcher repeatedly asked why Dudash needed the deputy to return.
Dudash's response: "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, okay? I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again."

The deputy returned and arrested Dudash for misusing 9-1-1. She now faces a $6,000 fine and up to a year in jail.

Hmmmm, What do u gus think and would any of you dial an emergency number just to ask for a cute policeman/woman that u wanna get in touch with? As for me, i would like to see the pic of that policman first before i make my comment

Ramsey Noah is sooo cuteeeeee, damn all my friends r in love with him but they have to fight me first

Anyone knowsif he is Single






i swear am just a fan, nothing more

Yes, i am following the event as they unfold in the middle east. I think it is very important to be aware of whats happening "outside our backyard ).

Of course, once agian the usa can't help but stick its nose in everything and anything. I understand that as a power house it should take a lead to diffuse situation sometimes. What i don't understand is that bias mentality of taking sides. I mean whatever happen to be neutral?.

Anyways, i think bush should learn from his secretary of state ms. Conelezza rice who "calls on those with influence on hezbollah to act responsibly and bring presure on the militant group, while @ thesame time arging israel to excercise restraint."

USA president and our our prime minister (canada) both defends israeli attacks in lebanon. That i don't understand

Peace!

What kind of role models are we to our kids if we can't get along?

“O you people, surely your iniquity is but against your selves.”
(The Holy Quran, part of verse 10:23)
(Iniquity is harming anything in creation without just cause.)

Islam is a message for the salvation of humanity. It is to save not to destroy people. Islam is not terrorism. It is not for self revenge. It is not hate, it is love. Law of Islam is based on The Holy Quran and Sunnah. It is not what others do. There is a strict code of Law even in wars. Those Muslims who commit crimes against the teachings of Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w.) have to face Allah T'ala one day and answer to the Almighty. We all do! There is a Day of Judgment for all mankind! Let us be true followers of Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w.)


PEACE U ALL

HELLO THERE AGAIN,
MY MAN IS FROM BENIN CITY AND I WAS WONDERING IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE WHO COULD HELP ME BY POSTING SOME BENIN CITY RECIPES ( AM NOT SURE IF THERE IS SUCH A THING BUT IF THERE IS I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT)
YOU SEE I WANNA SUPRISE HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY BY MAKING SOME FOOD FROM HIS BIRTH PLACE ( BEING HE HAS NOT BEEN HOME IN A WHILE). SO PLEASE ANY IDEAS/SUGGESTION R WELLCOME.


PEACE!


i swear i can cook

Oh i have my belly pierced and I don't think its disgusting. Infact I think its very sexy ( i agree that one has to has a flat stomach)
I had my belly pierced no because I want some attention from any man but it was something I liked and I wanted to do. And for the record it does not HURT when u pierced ur belly.

>>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone
>>on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function
>>and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>>MAN: "Hello"
>>WOMAN: "Darling, it's me, are you at the club?"
>>MAN: "Yes"
>>WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather
>>coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw the new 2005
>>models. I saw one I really liked."
>>MAN: "How much?"
>>WOMAN: "£90,000"
>>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, The ! house I wanted last
>>year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
>>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They
>>will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
>>It's really a pretty good price."
>>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>>MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
>>locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape,
>>
>>
>>He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

lol@sweet, well hello back @ u. and thanks for being so poliet

Thanks a lot for the support @ gigitte and the good advice. Am gonna work on my acting and for sure I will remember Nairaland once I hit it big. In fact am going to take u all for lunch ( Only those in Nija ) and when I tour the States and Europe, then it will be ur turn @ all those in theat part of the world.
So, how can I get in touch with this tayo gidan fellow? And who are those people u mention from Big Bro, mwisho and abby

I love Nigerian movies and one thing I noticed is that am not alone. Infact Non Nigerians ( Other Africans, Jamicans, whites, even Japanes ) are addicted to Nigerian movie. I live in toronto and I noticed that most people that watch Nigerian Movies are Jamicans ( its not scientific oo). so that got me thinking, hmmm what does it take to became a Nigerian movie star/actor? and can other Africans do that? Am thinking of packing my bags and going to Nigeria to become a household name. Am serious oo. a bege don't laugh! I mean after all, I can act, am sexy, every man dream, am smart, and I have great personality. The only problem is am not a 100% Nigerian? Ok I lied, Am not even 3% Nigerian. so am wondering how do i go about acting in Nigeria? Thanks for taking the time to reply.