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MrCEO69:
AGUATE: From Isi-Achina. U?

Umuona. Near Isuofia. U knw it?
Meanwhile, I knw Achina very well. I was in Enugu-umuonyia from prim 4 to 6. I used to come and watch Igba mmonwu at Mbara Oye on 2nd Jan. So sad they ve stopped it.

The truth is that God has truly remembered Anambra. He is blessing us for what we suffered under Mbadinuju. He started by giving us Peter Obi, and after him, he personally bestowed Obiano on us to carry on from where Obi stopped.
The platform in Anambra politics now is in such a way that no governor can afford to mess up. U will be looking stupid to even urself if cannot perform as Anambra gov.
My prayer is that God remembers Nigeria at large just as he remembered Anambra.
God bless Aguata LGA
God bless Anambra state
God bless Nigeria!!!

But it shouldn't be. Really. Its just the way we(Africans think). Pathetic

Thank God it's in PH. La miss la bend! Is the ticket on sale already?? Wouldn't want a last minute rush. God keep me healthy that day oo.
Na so I plan for that Super Eagles match, dt day come reach, one mumu fever wey I no sabi where it came from come hold me down.

Hahahahahaha, why nah? As the price of everything dey increase, their own price suppose increase too. The higher the price of goods, the lower demand for sex, and hence lower the price of service.

What?? this guy is gotta be kidding me. That ur tithe should be from what is left after u ve done the necessary things u needed to do as a man. Tmrw u will leave ur children stranded in school and carry ur salary to ur pastor whose children may be studying abroad. God will even be angry with u for thinking of paying ur tithe when ur kid bro is stranded. Sort ur bro out man. Godspeed.

They couldn't have chosen a better person. The guys always talks about beer parlours in most of his music skits. He promotes Larger beers indirectly, so life making him brand ambassador took a wise decision. They want him to narrow down his promotion to Life alone.

castroevans:
Don't u think u sound a little bit rude. The fact he plays such role in movies does not interpret he Is such outside the movie scene. Learn to make a point without throwing shades.

I cant recall how many times I ve said 'this guy na pure mumu' while watching his movies. I can bet u ve called him that name or sth like that too atleast once, while watching his movie that is. That's exactly the reason I put the 'mumu' in inverted commas, to show u that am quoting what most of us call him. Yet he made his money and is living a good life. The mumu wasn't meant to be an insult but just to pass a message. u misunderstood me bro.

Kposkila:
Why wud u call him mumu, we shud learn to draw the line BTW d role played in a movie n d persons normal life, he's simply a bundle of talent n a wonderful family, I can imagine him make his wife n daughter laugh always.

Bro there is a reason I wrote the mumu with inverted commas. I wasn't in any way trying to insult him. I love the guy like crazy!

To any man out there, I tell u sth: Make money first and see urself choosing any lady of ur choice for marriage. Just look at such a pretty lady this 'mumu' is enjoying. #motivatedevenmore

Maxi112:
bro hope u no invite oloshies/ashawos for their? I fit show their make I check time first

call me now. I just logged in now to check if ppl are really interested. am sorry I logged in late. been kinda busy

[quote author=firstking01 post=44946565]The guy is a fluke...hence i'm chanced this friday night, maybe i woulda just balled in with cutehector...[/quote
Guy call me now. I need a nairalander here to confirm to others I wasn't blabbing. I no dey Lesukka now. I still dey Artillery now: Royal Diamond Gardens with my guys. they chose the venue themselves. am new in ph ,hence the mistake of lesukka location. Pls any one reading this now should call me for direction. am not kidding. 08065845577.

GoldenJAT:
no b wen I go reach there, I no go c u.. Happy birthday.

08065845577. call me

firstking01:
For the records, the lesukaa events center i know is @Dr peter odili Road @trans-amadi closed to amadi round about....or e get another one for GRA?, and if yes, is it phase 1, 2 or 3....give us the full location and adress...me and joliyp and sinaj fit show

08065845577. call me now lemme give u location. Am serious

iyfydidier:
lesukka is in peter odilli road and not GRA...stop scamming people here

my mistake then. Since u knw the exact place, why not come and see if its a scam? hoping to see u bro.

Hello, today is my birthday, and if u stay in PH, then come party with me at Lesukaa in GRA by 10pm today. Just approach me and say 'nairaland' and I will knw u were invited.
If u can't make it, why not just dash me ur like? lol

And u expect me to use my hard earned mb to watch what'er it is he is saying?? No way! Let them just shut the f up and start doing sth. Am tired of this govt already. smh

zinaunreal:
sick man

Don't take it personal bro... was only kidding.

Jadekitana2:
masturbation to fornication anyday

just masturbated with ur pix..

mrprezident007:
What if she has everything you need in a girl?

Well, she doesn't

Yes! I have friendzoned my neighbour in our plaza here in PH. I pity her but I can't help it. Can't get intimate with anyone in my business place.

Heineken:
lol.. How person go cry snap am?

My guy ask me ooo. As I dey watch the video, I just dey shame for the girl. Its either Peter is a fool to believe her cry was real or they(Psquare) actually paid paid her to do daa shii

Only a fool will believe those tears were real.. She acted quite impressively and now she s gonna get paid for her acting. Kudos to her

Me:'Baby I called before and u didn't pick'
She:'I was in class then, that's why am calling back'
Me:' OK, I just transferred small stuff into ur UBA acct, I knw u don't get alert from UBA, dts why I wanted to inform u'
She: starts recounting almost all u listed above trying to make me happy.
My point? Spend some money on the girl u love, she will be the one doing the pleasing.
And for ur info, the conversation above actually took place this morning.

Any lady who does all these definitely has an ulterior motive. Better run!

So this is Abuja stadium? Supposedly the 'Wembly' stadium of Nigeria. I really cant spot any difference between that grass and the one in the field of my village. How much is it gonna cost to make that grass look standard?? Or is it just the training pitch and not the main field. Just wondering..
OK, not the main pitch, I can see, but still..

sinaj:
I need to enroll in diz class

I will be glad to be ur teacher. Since we are both in pH, distance won't be an issue. #winks

Achikwu Ekwulobia. No try them oo. They usually come out in group with a lot of back up boys.

U are saying this wasn't a snapped pix?, If this was drawn with hands, then the artist must surely be better than Micheal Angelo. Tuale!

Jesu! what led me into checking ur prof Am gona have a bad dream tonight.

ben1daEbiri:
when was the last time you plied that road?the rivers state part is a standard 2 lane road,the bad part is at imo state,they're working on it though!

Really? its been long I passed the road. I pray its true

Ph - Owerri river. Sorry, road!