₦airaland Forum

NOBODYY:
Good move seun!
Mynd44 i'll personally report all bifrans threads to you!
Chaiiii see as e dey pain igbos wella like say dem dey beat dem. i thought you guys once opened a biafrat forum?? go there na.. this is "Nairaland" not "biafran-pound land"
bïafra has been sensored to Nigeria on Nairaland hahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Hahahahha e pain dem

Hey Mr. Nobody, if Biafrns are really rats as u refer us to be, why on earth won't u be happy to see the rats leave ur country for u?? Why won't u help out to find good ways of getting rid of the rats as fast as possible?
Why do u so much hate the Igbos yet u don't want them to stay on their own? U are so happy that Nigeria is not letting Biafra go yet u refer to them as rats. Quite funny.
To tell u the truth, I ve always been so indifferent to this Biafr saga, but after reading this ur comment, I felt a strong need to join the struggle. I don't wana be in the same nation with ppl like u. Have a nice day.... Nobody.

Gaborone:
Many will not take this lightly, but at the end of the day, it is his site and he has every right to place his rules. Such is life.

lol

#The manner of communicating it shows raw intelligence by the way.

Sister no vex oo, but I can't see any atom of intelligence in the way he communicated it. He just sounded like someone who wants to say sth but lacks the proper words to pass it across. Lame. dts the word I will use to describe that. he should hv given some good reasons for his decision, rather than sounding like someone who is trying to avoid sth.

I had a cool chance to blip this babe in my second yr in UNIZIK, but I blew it. I was busy chasing her friend, while she liked me then. I missed both of them at the end...
Chei, see Collete wey dey read English daa yr. I remember when we met again last yr at the Anambra end of the year party, she was looking at me as if she can't recognise me again. well, I guess she was saying 'Sochi, u can't get close to me now'. lol.
Goodluck to u dear, soar higher..

kilokeys:

Peter Obi : Chai.. I dey lucky o.. Wetin I thief ehn.. Go last me two lifetimes... Now Baba don lock everywhere

Obiano : Chai Chai Chai.. I don enter.. But wait o.. How much u thief?

Lame!

dacovajnr:
Haba! #200M inside purse? Even the ashes of that Money if burnt wont fit into the purse ...Continue Omo Ale oniro!

It's either u didn't read the post or that u did but did not understand it. Which one is it?

I don't get it, what message where they trying to pass?

demolinka:
If I hear anybody come here dey shout 'END TIME LION', ehn...

End time warning.

JimiCoker:
See my problem with you iditic girls of nowadays? The guy was kind enough to entrust his phone to you and you invaded his privacy, like the nosy little child that you are. Even after seeing he tried to hide it cuz its private, you still went ahead to search for the clips in his videos folder and started laughing so as to humiliate him. Now you've opened a thread to ensure his disgrace goes national.
Does this make sense, even to you?
Are you really so retαrded, you don't know what people do with porn?
This is what happens when children invade NL. I blame the person that gave you phone to post this rubbish.

Guy just dey take some bottles of any brand of beer u drink wherever u are. If e reach 1k, u stop.
Jokes aside, u simply said my mind. while reading through dt post, I kept saying in my head, 'she must be a teenager'

The real punishment awaits u if u just created this thread for the sake of mocking Rev sister.
If this is true, guy I tell u most solemnly, desist from such. Sex itself is enough a sin, why complicate issues for urself by going for anointed ppl?? Ur punishment may start here on earth.
Go for the regular bitches, keep things simple for urself . good day

somewhere in between. Not so bushy like my hair and not so bare like my palm. being so bare makes me feel like a paedophile..
On another note, why is it hard to get a lady who doesn't stink down there?

sweetheart, I unstnd ur plight. Tell u what? the girl am currently dating was/is the same as u. But do u knw what she did?, the moment she realized she was truly in love with me, she opened up to me about her sexual life. Though the issue caused a little problem btw us, but I later accepted dt fact and made up my mind to help her outta the issue. U should be happy u knw that making out with the same sex is abnormal, cos dts what helped her also. I put in more effort in showing care, I brought in some intrigues to into our romance life, and I tried to show her the real reasons why 'in the beginning he made them male and female'.
As at now, I cannot totally swear dt she doesn't make out with same sex again but what am very sure of is dt my voice alone wets her undies. As in, she is into me now like kilode.. unlike when we started.
My point is, if u truly love this psn u are with presently, then open up to him about ur predicament. Pray he has all the qualities to deal with it. This is a make or mar situation, cos if he handles it badly, then u may find urself receiving consolation in the arms of a lady, and this is when they usually get u. Ur age and the number of times u done it with same sex wl also determine the length of time it will take u to return to normalcy. Its a process my dear, bt let that process start NOW! I wish I know u in person. Goodluck!

rexkexmilan:
I wonder why the posters above me are complaining..... Is it not his body



Dude is hustling!!!

And the hustle has paid off... 'find this guy for me'.

FriedPlantain:
[b]The team is very predictable and one-dimensional. Play is always very slow - paced and we always look out of ideas when attacking and too feeble while defending.

Our main problem is the fullbacks. Last season, we were playing more of possession football so most opponents couldn't capitalize on our weak point which is majorly our full backs. Fabregas controlled and dictated the pace of the game masterfully while Hazard was in sublime form so no one thougth as much as improving on loophole in the team.

This season, Fabregas is weak while Matic and Hazard look too tired hence our opponents having more opportunities to attack us with the ball.

What our opponents just need to do to nullify our attack is to cluster at the middle, have two or 3 men man mark Hazard and leave yards of space for Ivanovich and Azplicueta to attack from the wings. Ofcourse we both know Ivanovich can't cross to save his live while Azplicueta left foot is as useless as poo so we don't have fullbacks assisting our midfielders when we are attacking.

What this means is that most of our attacks are always stopped easily and in seconds, the team will end up being on the back foot from attacks from our opponents.

The only temporary fix is to take Ivanovich back to central defence, bring Azplicueta back to his 'right' position and use a proper left back! That way, Hazard and Willian can attract defenders to themselves before laying off the ball to our overlapping fullbacks to make dangerous crosses into the box. Our overlapping fullbacks can also make marauding runs at the wing, take one or two opponent defenders with them, hereby opening space at the middle for our attackers to operate from. Anyone remembered Marcelo's impact in the Champions League final against Athletico as he was brought in in the second half?

By the way, Ivanovich is completely useless at right back this season, his ass has grown too big and he can barely raise his foot. He is the weak link in the team.


FriedPlantain
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Guy hw far now? u no go like go into coaching?

politricks:
Some of us saying the guy is foolish would probably fall for a cheaper trick. I just hope we dont come across these kind of wicked souls. And as for the con man, Karma is a bitch.
*modified*
I wrote b*tch and the mods say its dam. No be only dam na reservoir.

Exactly my thought. And honestly, i dont see the trick as a really cheap one.

Durent:
Dis girl is wow, U are simply amazing, am xo lucky i found u,heaven and earth adore thee even angels bow before thee, www.nairaland.com/kwencypresh is da prettiest NL babe, she might not be popular but i tracked her down cause beauty can never be hidden under da Table
u rocked babe, all oda NL Babe na wash





Look at those lips!!

Mtcheeeewww. Oga respect urself oo. if u wan toast babe, go talk to am direct .U can imagine the type of stunning beauty i was expecting to see while opening her profile. Again i tell u, respect urself!

jennyama:
I uploaded dis picture cos some folks are still doubting me like "Thomas" . you can check this picture i posted on my facebook. The response was awesome! Am feeling good about myself...

Someone advised me to go modeling when she saw aw cute i am, and i guess am doing the right thing and then again i am enjoying it.

But this is just the beginning, i guess brands will start looking for me, maybe by then i'm gonna have a million followers! Remember the cliché? If you cant beat them, just join them... lols

I guess i'm the luckiest girl in the world!

Check comments on my pictures on facebook below:

Catch me:

https://www.facebook.com/JennyAmaLuv

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009763422113

https://twitter.com/jenny4beauty

Check out my black collection pictures http://jennysworldng..com.ng/2015/09/check-out-my-black-collection-pictures.html

Babe u try but make e no enter ur head oo. Dont let the comments u get on ur pix deceive u. Guys can say anything just to get ur attention.The truth is dt u no fine pass my babe(no jokes), but i will still drop mind blowing comments on ur pix if i see it on fbook. i do dt just to mk u feel better, not becos i mean all say. So my dear, focus on developing ur self intellectually . Girls wey fine pass u plenty scatter.

new2020:
I give it to Anambra - Odumegu Ojukwu University Teaching Hospital. Very neat! Anambra is one hell of an organized and focused state.

God will continue to bless Peter Obi. The only politician i can stand to defend any day, anytime. he laid a landmark in Anambra. i pray his successor keeps the flag flying

PunkyVeer:
Ok, but why is it only up to you to spice up the relationship? Doesn't this sort of thing take collective effort? What is she doing to make sure it's all hot & spicy when you two get together. You can't clap with one hand, it takes two. She wanna sit back like a queen bee but expect mind blowing things to just happen? I bet she's the type that thinks having a vagina is all one needs in bed. She can chill like she's sunbathing, not even blinking but the guy must sweat it. Unfortunately, most females tend to have what I call "vagina narcissism". They think they're entitled to most things, simply because they have a vagina. I'm not trying to be harsh but the way some females act is really annoying sometimes because we all take the rap when it's all said & done. Tell her to think up of ways to make the relationship more fun if it bothers her so much. Is her own brain on vacation?

wish i can buy u dinner. A million likes.

PunkyVeer:
Ok, but why is it only up to you to spice up the relationship? Doesn't this sort of thing take collective effort? What is she doing to make sure it's all hot & spicy when you two get together. You can't clap with one hand, it takes two. She wanna sit back like a queen bee but expect mind blowing things to just happen? I bet she's the type that thinks having a vagina is all one needs in bed. She can chill like she's sunbathing, not even blinking but the guy must sweat it. Unfortunately, most females tend to have what I call "vagina narcissism". They think they're entitled to most things, simply because they have a vagina. I'm not trying to be harsh but the way some females act is really annoying sometimes because we all take the rap when it's all said & done. Tell her to think up of ways to make the relationship more fun if it bothers her so much. Is her own brain on vacation?

I wish i can buy u dinner. 10000000likes for ur commemt!

PunkyVeer:
He does WHAT? Sorry any lady that tolerates that should just lay on the floor & let him walk all over her because she just reduced herself to being his doormat. No guy would ever get away with any of that crap with me. He'd kick rocks! Value yourself some more. People treat you how you allow them to treat you. Love yourself & getcho life!

Sister, sorry oo, but atleast a guy has done or is doing dt to u. its just dt u ve not found out. Bitter truth

The fact dt u were stupid enogh to post this thing here comfims dt what'er those words mean, they are soo true about u. U are really VERBOSE..Lol

Samyj247:
my verdict; if u a graduate with good grade, go for your masters. Remember that even if u start a boutique business, you will not be the only seller bcus that bizz is highly competitive, I am not saying that the biz will fail o, bt it myt nt b dat big as u thnk. But inorder to save d friendship, tell your friend that u have accepted the offer, then look for someone that u can trust nd put d person there, bt u will b going their at times to check how d buz is doing. Go for ur dreams.....ur dream is to further ur edu..... baddoo have said it gbam

Thanks alot bro!! U really helped.

Cutehector:
cuz d cirry is fast developing

ok bro. I will look into dt. Assuming i decide to start the biz. Tnx alot.

jaybee3:
You can open the first shop in the uni you plan to attend, no?

If that's going to prove challenging then rent a shop and restrict your involvement to supervising sales and monitoring inventory whenever you have classes since you aren't expected to be in school 9-6 pm 7 days a week

You basically have to kill two birds with one stone

Thanks bro but the truth is dt considering the amount of money he wants to invest in the biz, it will require my whole attention full time.
Especially now dt it is just beginning. I dont its cool putting someone else if i will not be there steady. And again, am the type of psn who believe dt anything worth doing is worth doing well... So i wana decide one and put in my best in it.
but i will still consider ur advice carefully.

Cutehector:
open it in owerri

Thanks bro. But why? If i may ask.

Good afternoon nairalanders, I will be plain and truthful with my post here hoping to get the best advice.
Am youth corper currently serving in Rivers state. I will be passing out by October. As it stands now, am caught up in a kind of limbo. My plan has always been to go straight into pursuit of my Masters degree immediately am done with my Nysc. This is also the plan of my senior brother who saw me through school. He wants me to further my education since nobody in my family, both extended , toed the academic line. They are all into business and are all comfortable. Average at least. So my dream has always been to be the difference since am the last born. And God be blessed, i am comfortably above average, talking about academics.
Now, just few months ago, my best friend since secondary school who left for China immediately after our secondary school called me with a proposal. Its good u knw dt this guy is also like a bro to me. We were always in contact and he always made sure dt i lacked nothing all through my days in school. if there s anything like 'more than friends' ,then dts what we are. He has never hidden the fact dt God is blessing him from me. Just to hit the point, he s a rich boy. He deals on wears.....clothes, shoes, watches etc. So this my guy called me saying dt he wants to open a boutique in Nigeria. Dt he wants me to manage it. Not as his manager but as a co owner. We have not really discussed the details but he said ' I will like u to open up another thing in ur name within a year or two of starting this business, or u can open other branches which now be urs'.
So Pls, I need to be advised on this situation. Pls bear in mind dt i trust this guy totally, so the idea of him betraying me should not be an issue here.
If u are in support of me going for the biz, I d like u to suggest a good city for me to open up boutique business in Naija.
Greetings once again...

UyiIredia:
Welcome. I think if you've been visiting this forum for years you should know about it. The best way to enjoy it is to be an active poster, humor and a calm head will help. Most active sections are Politics, Romance and Religion. Autos and Phones are also active too.

u are the only who knw exactly what am asking of. Thanks bro...

The only thing hot in this pix is the word 'ASA'. There s absolutely nothing special about the legs or whatever. Lots and loads of normal naija babes are prettier.
But i really really love Asa, but for her musical talent alone. Not becos of a hot whatever

sylvalord:
[color=grey]Fvck you[/color]

Bring ur bae to do that. Dts if she s pretty cos Sochi dont Bleep ugly bitches.

IamLEGEND1:
now who is thís mümu?

if anybody wey open account for NL dey create thread so people go welcome am

how u think say d thing go be...?

reason am now, mumu.

The mumu is that psn who knows that someone is a mumu and yet has the time and energy to interact with him/her. The psn is infact a bigger mumu.
So, bigger mumu, thanks for welcoming me to this forum. I hope to learn from u in due time, how to be a mumu

Teempakguy:
Welcome.
It's a little suspicious that your first thread is in the romance section though, but still.

Are you a science student?

I thought of a place dt will hv more ppl and romance section struck me. No other reason for choosing here. And no, am not a science student, why??

sylvalord:
[color=grey]You think?[/color]

Very much so!