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Politics / Re: Naira Crunch: I Need N70m In ‘hard Copy’ For Election Expenses - Doguwa by sofiscatedmoron: 10:04am On Feb 17, 2023
grin
Na them

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Business / Re: New Naira: Bank Pays Coins To Customer (Photo) by sofiscatedmoron: 3:41pm On Feb 15, 2023
I will use the bad of coins to break the cashier head,
Dey play. grin grin
Politics / Re: New Naira Notes: Protesters Block Roads In Warri by sofiscatedmoron: 12:01pm On Feb 15, 2023
Twode:
Hope they were not destroying anything yet
Yes the news says the bank is on water not on fire


Dey play
Celebrities / Re: You Can’t Have Love In Nigeria Without Money - Nedu Wazobia by sofiscatedmoron: 1:33am On Feb 15, 2023
Na wetin ur brain tell u
Crime / Re: Nigerian Pharmacy Student Arrested In India With 15.56 Grams Of Heroin by sofiscatedmoron: 9:59pm On Feb 13, 2023
Iragbiji urinating machine

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Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Is Pregnant With Second Baby, Reveals Bump At Super Bowl 2023 Halftime by sofiscatedmoron: 6:56pm On Feb 13, 2023
triple996:
And so....
Pandora obituary the lying machine cool
Iragbiji urinating machine

grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Nana Shares Deep Kiss With Female Housemate, Nelissa (Video) by sofiscatedmoron: 8:09am On Feb 12, 2023
What of deeep anal fucck,? This one is small naw

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Politics / Re: Police Confirm Attack On Peter Obi Supporters By Thugs In Lagos (Photos) by sofiscatedmoron: 7:33am On Feb 12, 2023
Afonja people are violence loving poo people

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Education / Re: 12-Year-Old Whitney Adeniran Dies At Chrisland High School (Photos) by sofiscatedmoron: 12:17am On Feb 12, 2023
Also arrest her boyfriend
Crime / Re: I Got Into A Messy Fight This Morning Going For An Interview by sofiscatedmoron: 6:49pm On Feb 11, 2023
Onedayoneday:
Based on tips, I had to attend an interview today. The information was that if I am shortlisted, I will start work latest first week of March. So I was very happy and ready to do anything to attend the interview.

As an applicant without a kobo, I had to kneel down begging a neighbour before he borrowed me 1k to enable me pay my way. The transport fare to and from was to gulp N400 or more.

My in and out was just the 1k. In fact, my feeding was also inside the 1k - everything. So it was a priceless 1k that every kobo was very important.

Early in the morning, I heard people arguimg over the deadline for new naira notes. People refused to collect the old naira notes.

So I boarded a bus with the N1000 note which I paid to the conductor. My transport fare was N100. When I came down, the conductor gave me new N500 note and two old N200 notes, making it N900. I refused to collect the old N200 notes. He insisted he didnt have new naira notes to change for me. Argument ensued as I refused to collect the old notes.

Like I said, that was the only money with me. So I didnt want to take any chances of collecting old notes that I will later not be able to use. So in the midst of the argument, he wanted to move and leave, I tried to stop him by gently holding his t-shirt. I didnt know his polo shirt was that soft. Unluckily for me, the polo got torn.

That was how war was declared. The conductor and the driver descended on me. They first targeted at tearing my shirt too despite showing remorsefulness over getting his shirt torn. Not once, not twice, they kept tearing my shirt till at some point, I put a resistance. Of course that couldn't be without a fight. I won't lie, those guys dealt with me. Two agbero hands descending on one non-agbero hand. Before people could intervene, they tore my shirt and a part of my trouser, gave me serious bruises, got me so dirty and stopped me from attending the interview.

I went back home like a mad man.

A very sad day for me.

May God help and bless me with a well-paid job.

The struggle continues!!!
U are a fool
For fighting with touts,
U could have walked away,

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Family / Re: How I Got Back At My Cheating Nigerian Husband - US Based Lady (pix/video) by sofiscatedmoron: 8:54am On Feb 11, 2023
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Women are useless
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I'm Confused About The Grade Level I Was Given For A Federal Government Job by sofiscatedmoron: 8:26am On Feb 11, 2023
Too much long legs

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD Slightly Used 6kg Gas Cylinder With Original Burner SOLD by sofiscatedmoron: 10:45pm On Feb 10, 2023
Can you waybill this to Houston Texas
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off The Foodstuffs He Got This Month (Video) by sofiscatedmoron: 10:35pm On Feb 10, 2023
ahnie:
I think say his kitchen go be world class.
Asaba Cardi B.
Ibadan
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off The Foodstuffs He Got This Month (Video) by sofiscatedmoron: 8:23pm On Feb 10, 2023
She wants to do party ni

This Yoruba man with hairy balls go dey misbehave

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Education / Re: Mum Cries Out After Finding Out Her Daughter’s Hair Was Shaved At School - Photo by sofiscatedmoron: 8:21pm On Feb 10, 2023
Women are wicked

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Politics / Re: Mrs Obi And Aisha Baba-amed Arrive Portharcourt For A Town Hall Meeting by sofiscatedmoron: 12:49pm On Feb 10, 2023
Politics / Re: Mrs Obi And Aisha Baba-amed Arrive Portharcourt For A Town Hall Meeting by sofiscatedmoron: 12:48pm On Feb 10, 2023
APC has dealt with us mercilessly,
Many people have left the country due to frustration by APC

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by sofiscatedmoron: 2:40pm On Feb 09, 2023
Ghost1994:
I've never see any country leader so useless as our country.... I left Nigeria and where I currently based now, they're not using dollar for any transactions I'm using their local debit card for dollar transactions which is how it's supposed to be in a sane clime.

Dollar card should be optional....

I really missed Nigeria economy of 2007-13 where you can use your naira card to withdraw any currency in the world.

Instead of moving forward, na far backward naija dey move to sad 😭
Ina go still vote APC, come here dey yarn dust
Make una vote am again

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Politics / Re: Court Bars Rivers Govt, Police, DSS From Arresting Members Of Atiku Campaign by sofiscatedmoron: 2:27pm On Feb 09, 2023
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Politics / Re: Installation Of Emir Of Aba Cancelled By State Government by sofiscatedmoron: 12:25pm On Feb 09, 2023
Igbo:
No tolerance at all
But those ungrateful souls can install Eze of Ndigbo in everywhere in the country
There is serkin Hausawa in different part of east just like eze of Igbo in other part of the country,,
But there is no eze of Lagos ,but u can have eze of Igbo people, that reside i different part of the country,,,
If u are educated u should know that this is different from that, now go back and read it carefully
Fashion / Re: Mary Magdalene Massive Implant Bursts In One Of Her 22lb Boobs (graphic Photos) by sofiscatedmoron: 12:17pm On Feb 09, 2023
Righteousness2:
Lucifer is out there looking for any available instrument to use and destroy.

Once you give the devil a small chance, He takes over fully and confuses and destroys your Destiny.

Life outside JESUS CHRIST is unlimited confusion, crisis and disaster.

It is a Dangerous thing to live life in isolation of GOD.
The way u people call Lucifer at any moment, ,some some humans can worst than Lucifer
Agriculture / Re: This High-rise Tower In China Isn't A Housing Block, It's A Pig Farm by sofiscatedmoron: 12:02pm On Feb 09, 2023
God1000:
This is amazing, such big edifice for pigs.

Me sef dey find dis kind house to live
We know u are a piglet lol
Politics / Re: Youths Dragged Down Tinubu’s Banner In Ogun State (Photos) by sofiscatedmoron: 3:27am On Feb 09, 2023
So it's all about tribal political competition

I weep for Nigeria,

By the way,,
The name Iragbiji urinating machine
Got me lol
Travel / Re: Nigerian Community Donates Relief Materials For Turkey Earthquake Victims by sofiscatedmoron: 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2023
Even a sick tiger has. Value than ekuke dog

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Crime / Re: EFCC Re-arraigns Social Media Influencer, Adeherself, For Alleged Internet Fraud by sofiscatedmoron: 8:12pm On Feb 08, 2023
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Na Dem , afonja and crime

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Romance / Re: Bisexual Men Are Sweet. I Want To Marry A Bisexual Man - Lady (pic/vid) by sofiscatedmoron: 6:08pm On Feb 08, 2023
Sniper101:
Bi girls are way more interesting than Bi guys.
I know cos i've dated a bisexual girl.

D day she wooed a bar attendant in my presence?
Damn! It was exciting.
It was even more exciting when two days later, the same girl came to my place and got in bed with my girl.

Now?
Super stories
I think I'll definitely have to marry a bi girl
When the time comes grin
Super stories
Romance / Re: Bisexual Men Are Sweet. I Want To Marry A Bisexual Man - Lady (pic/vid) by sofiscatedmoron: 6:07pm On Feb 08, 2023
Sniper101:
Bi girls are way more interesting than Bi guys.
I know cos i've dated a bisexual girl.

D day she wooed a bar attendant in my presence?
Damn! It was exciting.
It was even more exciting when two days later, the same girl came to my place and got in bed with my girl.

Now?
Super stories
I think I'll definitely have to marry a bi girl
When the time comes grin
Crime / Re: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by sofiscatedmoron: 5:52pm On Feb 08, 2023
Afonja has landed in southy
Business / Re: CBN To Withdraw POS Operators License Over High Charges by sofiscatedmoron: 11:51am On Feb 08, 2023
PlayMaker14:
I support the CBN on this one.... They should not just withdraw their license, but also throw some of them into prison and use them as a scapegoat.

Country Bad, Country Bad, but you still dey press your fellow citizen for neck, looking for ways to extort each other.

If you check those POS agents giving this ridiculous charges, they always look unkempt, lack courtsey and look stupid.
Do u know how they suffer to get the cash to give u?
Y not go to bank ATM and withdraw

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Romance / Re: Darkest Model With Big Yansh And Breast Goes Viral by sofiscatedmoron: 9:08pm On Feb 07, 2023
She is as dark as youruba people
Celebrities / Re: Turned Down An African Singer That Made A Song With Ed Sheeran – American Model by sofiscatedmoron: 11:06am On Feb 07, 2023
cheesy

Iv told my home boys to stop giving ugly girls attention, them don't listen
Just negodu

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