₦airaland Forum

Now I understand the statement: "it takes a thief to catch a thief".
When will these "thieves" stop ruling us?

OkaNaUbe:
Issuing did cheques is a crime. Ask business people or read.

As a learned person, you don't conclude simply by hearing from a complainant. Insufficient funds could be as a result of so many factors, so let the count decide. As of now, she remains innocent.

Npfn:
Instead of hiding you old face

How can a shameless old idiot hide his face?

...coming an S A N and professor

Internet doesn't forget. Daddy, your children and grandchildren will ask you one day.

An accused remain innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
All I can see is a picture of an innocent woman.

abbey621:
8/10 times, a police officer in Nigeria is easily identifiable. Even with the scenario that you posted, you better be a damn good runner or very physical because if the officer shoots, you're likely to die than escape. Most of the time, these police officers are nothing but hungry, frustrated souls, you'll be surprised what 500 Naira can do especially when you've done nothing wrong. You have a point tho, they are poorly trained but personally for me since I'm not a runner, I'd rather part with small change than to argue. I treat police the same way I treat armed robbers!

Hmm, you've said it all.

DonGtoG1:
I guess it's high time jokes are censored and cracked in "PARABLES".


OTHERWISE, EFCC will come visiting.

Are you serious? EFCC visiting because of jokes?

Hell rufai or what do you call yourself. Give me your convoy and security detail, then I will believe you.
Meanwhile

abbey621:
There's no need to resist arrest, whether right or wrong, do not argue in the face of guns or poorly trained police officers. You've only got one life, do not let a frustrated soul take yours away!

Imagine a scenario where a man or a lady is walking alone, only to see some men in tattered cloths come down from a danfo bus and order him/her to come in. If you were the victim, what would you do? What would come to the mind of a normal person is to take off.
That's the situation we face now.
The polite thing to do as a police officer is to properly introduce yourself and allow the "suspect" to call his family to inform them of his arrest. Then he would feel safe and comply. This is what is lacking in the approach of those poorly trained men.
Most "suspects" resist arrest when they feel they are being kidnapped rather than being arrested.

Ttrrffyyghuuh:
all these women no get chill, person no fit judge in peace again

The man don go jam beehive
Those ladies go sting am die with their comments. Lol

Madness everywhere

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


This guy killed it

Nwanne one bottle of cold satzenbran for you.


The best place to get a wife these days is not even a church, just go to a night club and pick one olosho

Convert her to your wife and your mind will never be at rest again when you are at work or not at home.

Even your gateman and other male workers will gladly work for you without pay

You got my ribs cracking.
Even your gateman and other male workers would gladly work for you without pay.

His followers are all idi@ts. That's not religion, it's simply stupidity of the highest level.

GOFRONT:


Pre-Election......Cheeseballs

After Election......Pea nuts

If u know u know

That's if you will even see peanuts after election. I hope this one won't be worse than yeye bello

Is that man a lion�?

dannybrasky:
Phase 2!! After selling few cars to the extent that I have gotten over my loss on the Ford windster. I made yet another mistake,the guy that normally bring my cars from lagos to Abuja after they have been cleared from apapa port wanted to buy a Volkswagen golf 3.This guy knew about my finances,cars I sell even up to my bank balance.because we are so so close. Long story short,I I brought in a golf 3 from Germany, which was around 450k back then. He pleaded to allow him buy the car,but the problem was he has just 200k at hand. How was he going to pay back? His answer was,he would be using the car for transportation in Abuja and its environment,b4 6months or so,he would balance up. Well sounds fair enough.

One month passes and I'm yet to get cash from oga,called him and he was like sorry sir,I will pay you something next month,business is a bit slow. Being that the job I was into back then was tasking that I had to resume 6.30am and close 10pm. I barely had time for other things except on sundays. I would rather rest than go into thug of war

2 months after, found out oga don use tokunbo golf 3 go swap with 1997 Honda accord called (Honda bulldog)
well what's my own,just pay me my cash. Reason for the swap,he said the golf couldn't carry 4 people at the back comfortably for transportation.

Oya wey my money? No money lol. His wife begged me,family begged me to be patient,he even engaged my friends to beg. We had an agreement for him going to Lagos to bring my cars and then I will keep deducting his money bit by bit till he completes my money lol. Guess what oga found a way to still milk me,its either tire burst on the way or custom asked for money on a full duty paid car or police stopped him for one reason or the other

I spoke to a friend one day who advised me to let him go cos one day he might just disappear with one of my cars.

That was how that one ended. 250k gone on golf 3


More still coming o I learnt the hard way

So so funny. But in reality, such experience could be painful.

Ema sere kere

GEJ said it. These people have bitterness of heart. We can all see it now.

utenwuson:
Before u come here to talk bullcrap, tell us the name of the senator representing u......

And what their Senator has achieved apart from warming bench.

Brightolanton:
Good . But your forefathers would rather die in the nearby Lagos. Idiotic low lives

Skull miner spotted.

Ok, when is our President playing golf? Is it only in Za oza room?

DeRuggedProf:
So only the criminal is right for not approaching the police or the law courts to obtain the permission to rob people?

He was the accuser, prosecutor, judge and executioner all along. The system he created has just been perfected for him today. I believe you are one of these indomie boys who have never had any real life encounters in your life with these people.
Don't worry, I will keep praying to God, to arrange an encounter with them for you.
You relax at home watching game of thrones while daddy and mummy take all the risk out there. Buy you data, instead of using the data for something useful, you use it to claim 'elite'. One day, you must hit the streets, when mummy and daddy are old. You will put your phone to better use.

Are you saying we should all be barbaric because a criminal is barbaric?
Are you sure you're living in the 21st Century? Those acts of jungle justice affect our image as Nigerians. You may not understand the damage we do to ourselves until the day you travel to an affluent Country.

olatade:
atimes, jungle justice is the best way to go.

Jungle justice is bad. It's barbaric.
How can you be the accuser, prosecutor, judge and executor at the same time?

Zombiekiller010:
Help me thank God, i traveled to Ogun state for the first time and am back to the state i reside with my skull intact.

Double check to be sure it's intact.
But you get mind sha.
As for me I have no business with those people.

I never knew who Naira Marley was until today. Why is EFCC making him so popular?
Abi na arranji to make us search for his song?

How much can you get me 2001/2002 Mazda 323 to Lagos? Like attached one manual, one auto

Wetin money dey cause.

dukie25:
We hear but why are you not arresting Gandollar or probing Tinubu's 8yrs in office?

They are covered by the spirit and power of the broom.

Manabbqgrills come and respond to this o!

Their problem their head ache.
If Gandollar wants, let him create another 5 emirates, that doesn't translate to sound education for the ever-increasing almajiris.

I will only take them serious when they create more schools and Vocational Training Centres, and not emirates.

delugajackson:
Victims of a failed country. In Nigeria, It's either you die by accident due to bad roads, poor medical services, lack of emergency response, suicide due to frustration, poverty, fake drugs/prescription, fake herbal medicine, stray bullet, Dangote truck, tanker accident, electrocution from a fallen power-line, Police/SARS brutality, shot by Army during peaceful protest, Boko Haram, Herdsmen and evil government policies. It's like everything in this country was practically designed to kill you.

Sometimes I feel that Nigeria is just some kind purgatory where millions of souls are being sent to suffer and die for every known and unknown crimes they commited in their previous lives.

Funny but true