₦airaland Forum

OboOlora:
She’s not fat, she’s curvy!

I have learnt never to bodyshame anyone again!

There is nothing wrong in being fat. We can not all have the same size. Some fat, some fatter, some slim, some slimmer. That's the beauty of life.
So there is nothing shameful about being fat.

Deathisfree:
Osogbo weed working

Fresh one

Parents should be close to their children and always encourage them. Children are encouraged to do the same.
Parents should guide their children to stay away all vices and wrong associates.

post=78574497:
This is how it is done in a sane society.
We can't be clamouring for a better nation and still want to be doing things in the illegal way.
Nigeria will be GREAT again.
Slow and steady we will get there.

This is how it is done in sane society. Nigeria is a sane country, where business are crumbling and the rate of insecurity is at a worrisome level, where your president is in mecca while killings and suicides are happening almost every day. A sane society where the president measure of hard work is "weight loss".
I'm not surprised, after all. Even mad people believe they are sane.

carbon1224:
Simple solution just park it and put a keg on it then you will see the magic.

Done that more than 15x so everybody in this country understands the meaning.

I'm with you in this. They think they can frustrate our legitimate business. God pass them.

VIO/car dealers collabo!
Why some people no just get shame sef. Wetin concern VIO wth wetin I wan do with my car?
What if I write for dash? Na VIO go first show interest.

Gratefulheart01:
What is now the fate of these poor boys because they are not popular musicians, but Naira Marley was released on bail?

Cursed zoo where citizens are treated as animals even when innocent while musicians, celebrities and politicians are treated as kings when they commit crimes.

Yet it is still the same maltreated citizens who will be licking the asses of their tormentors like many were sheepily fighting for marley. That's why i can't pity Nigerians. Many are destined to be treated like animals, in fact they enjoy it.

Naira Marley released? Stop spreading fake news.

tiredoflife:
Ladies and insecurity
Dem no want u to even open ur phone if dem dey around
I left my ex cos of this
She checks my chats cos she no the pattern to open my phone
I vex put pass word
As she no fit open my phone again
Any small laff I laff while chatting I dey cheat on am be dat
It began to be an issue
So she had to go
No time

You get sense no be small. Relationship no be war front.

Majority of Afonja men respect ashawo babes more than their wives.


Quote me if you are one.

Aieboocaar:
Roughly 10more days to chop watery beans

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We don't serve watery beans in EFCC. We are accommodating and hospitable. A trial will convince you.

This is the real G. O. A. T.

TechCapon:
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You go fear inscriptions.
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JasonScoolari:
His Excellency, Lionel Messi always make the round leather game a joy to watch, a quick look at the second goal and you will see why I refer to him as the KING...

If not for this man called Messi, so many of us would have left the beautiful game and turn our attention to badminton... unlike one he-GOAT waiting for Tap-ins from Bernadaschi and Douglas Costa.


All hail King Messi.

There is only one Greatest of all times (GOAT) in football, Lionel Messi. Every other struggler is a counterfeit.

JonDon12:
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Abeg no kee me with laugh �

Afonja shouting that their masters are coming
Next level!

Release him to the public for judgment. The kind beating wey e go chop ehn, he will be begging for death to come and take him.

How do you survive?


Keep working without pay. By the time they don't pay you for one year, you will know what to do.

Why dem com pose like footballers?

With the rising cases of suicide in Nigeria?
2000 households at the risk of committing suicide.


Next level loading...
By the time they enter next level proper, I pity them.

post=78457281:
Will you go and put down your mummy's phone now before she wakes up, and get ready for school.
STOP typing incoherent rubbish online.

You know a 12 year old when he types!

You wan kee me with laugh this morning
Walahi you and your Oga at the top are both comedians.

Beface:
Why there no write the name of his party (APC), shebi he contest under a political platform!

Na Oshiomole boy. Dem go soon leave am. He is protected by the power of the broom.

nairalee:
If it were other countries a revolution should have taken place long time ago. Revolutions has occurred for far less troubles than we have in Nigeria however our case seem to be different. We continue to imbibe what fela termed suffering and smiling

Revolution in a country where the victims would be paid #500 to kill you if you try to fight for them?
Revolution only happens in sane society.

Try to prove me wrong by protesting against any corrupt Governor, say Gandollar. You would be surprised the number of hungry thugs that will be unleashed to attack you.

phelonrays:
So Emefiele now represent the whole of South east; Southsouth and some part of Southwest that has been neglected be this God-forsaken government... abi

The way some APC political stooge react now a days you'll just imagine if it's actually because of 30k stipends or their God-given brains has been replaced with Cow poo....

*SPITS*

Don't mind those sycophants.

CreepyBlackpool:
Next time you will mind your business!!


Suicide is a totally personal decision.
I see no reason why you should interfere or try to stop someone from doing something he has the right and free will to choose to do!

Don't allow Naija Police to change you into an insensitive and irresponsible person. The natural tendency of a normal person is to respond to save life when there is danger.
Rather let's condemn the Police for trying to make money at all cost from innocent and responsible people.
If you watch the video, no one will tell you that those guys are innocent and good people, except wicked people in uniform who are bent on terrorising innocent people.
If we all become insensitive, then someone might slump on the road and everybody passing will just "mind his business" until he gives up. That person might be you or me.

Useless criminal

Bros you are on the path to commit suicide.

You better do your own and leave the rest for other guys.
Better still, let her go now.

chiommy123:
Why don't you watch with her and become that loving and caring man you should be

Watch with her and become an imaginary man whose life is free from day to day challenges that men face in reality.
Ladies should stop deceiving themselves and face reality.

See as she dress.
If those men that raided night clubs for Abuja catch this one ehn, ...pure water sachet don suffer

kunleweb:
In Gej era yall reacted to every allegations left right centre. Why not investigate the claim before a quitting the man of corruption chargeds

Why would they investigate the claim?
Oshiomole has told you what obtains now.