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fineyemi:
Am a lefthanded person. The first born in my family and am presently on CGPA of 4.86. I guess its right about me. The last-born in my family is also a lefthanded person and shes also very intelligent .

Congrats on your academic prowess.
Sadly, very sadly, most academic high achievers turn out to be dumb, mechanical adults with very low intellectual quotient.

Software202:
— As explained in a Biblical website.

What Is Heaven Like?

SOME people think that it is impossible to know about heaven because no one has ever come down from there to tell us about it. Perhaps they have forgotten that Jesus said: “I have come down from heaven.” (John 6:38) To some religious leaders, he also said: “You are from the realms below; I am from the realms above.” (John 8:23) What did Jesus say about heaven?

Jesus confirmed that heaven is where Jehovah resides. He called God “my Father who is in heaven.” (Matthew 12:50) But Jesus used the word “heaven” in more than one sense. For example, he referred to the earth’s atmosphere as “heaven” when he said: “Observe intently the birds of heaven.” (Matthew 6:26) Nevertheless, Jehovah lives beyond the atmosphere. The Bible says: “There is One who is dwelling above the circle of the earth.”—Isaiah 40:22.

Does the “Father who is in heaven” live among the stars? The physical universe is also called “heaven” in the Holy Scriptures. For example, one psalmist wrote: “When I see your heavens, the works of your fingers, the moon and the stars that you have prepared, what is mortal man that you keep him in mind?”—Psalm 8:3, 4.

No, Jehovah God does not have to live inside the physical universe that he created any more than a carpenter has to live inside acupboard that he makes. Thus, when King Solomon dedicated the temple in Jerusalem to Jehovah, he said: “Will God truly dwell upon the earth? Look! The heavens, yes, the heaven of the heavens, themselves cannot contain you; how much less, then, this house that I have built!” (1 Kings 8:27) If Jehovah does not dwell in the physical heaven, what is the heaven where he does dwell?

Although men have studied the physical heavens with powerful telescopes and some have traveled to outer space, what the Bible says remains true: “No man has seen God at any time.” (John 1:18) Jesus explained why when he said: “God is a Spirit.”—John 4:24.

A spirit is a form of life higher than a human. A spirit is not composed of physical material, such as flesh and blood, that can be seen and felt by human senses. So when Jesus said that he used to dwell alongside his Father in “heaven,” he meant that he used to have a form of life that is more glorious than any physical form of life. (John 17:5; Philippians 3:20, 21) This spirit realm where Jesus used to live with his Father is what the Bible calls “heaven.” 

Source: http://m.wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2010081?q=carpenter+cupboard&p=par

aipheee:
I have the materials...payed 1500 to get it but I'll xfer it for free to anyone that needs it. Drop ur emails... You can send me some "ThankYou note" later.

softsoftwhispers @gmail.com
Thank you very much, sir, in anticipation.
For this goodwill you have shown to us the youth, you have proven to be more useful than all our political leaders put together.
The blessings of the Good Lord will pursue you, overtake you and completely overwhelm you.
Thank you, so much, sir!

[quote author=DeeCherry My Future Wife post=47515631]http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nonsensical-english-language/


There is a funny saying that:

English doesn’t “borrow” from other languages: it follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar and valuable vocabulary.

Here is why the quote is so true[/quote]WHY DO I HAVE THIS FEELING I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY SOUL MATE JUST COZ OF YOUR POST I READ??

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Kudos

millionaireman:
So you attended university because of getting job?

Sorry o, Ndo. You must have graduated learning little or nothing.

Think means to an end, bruh; means to an end!

My papa home-schooled me to read and write flawlessly when I was only four!
That was before I started Pry school.
Since then, I've literally read thousands of pages and scratched hundreds of fields.
This condescending attitude you display speaks volumes about your level of intelligence.
And to think that you arrogate to yourself title of MOST LEARNED ONE on a faceless forum leaves much to be desired!
Meanwhile, be advised that I work for a UK company with holdings in our local BOE.

Best wishes, mate

[quote author=Nwatuchi post=47385376][/quote]Story!

You know how many of them dey my firm as outsourced human capital?

My CEO had a HND from a local fed poly before he bagged his MBA, got countless membership s and fellowships from professional bodies - and the rest is history.

Connection can only take you so far, chief.

In the end, intellectual expertise, the content of your character and God's help will take you places, my chief

sinaj:
You can study any Management science course


It depends on ur jamb tho
The subjects u used for ur jamb

Without Government
Are you from our village??

COMPULSORY MARRIAGE

This must be floxyflow and Sandoski


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ganaziah:
Yeah

I tried my best to close my eyes and think long and hard about you, but e be like say my situation big pass that your pretty face o ;?

The 2nd poster above me and the one directly below, though ^^ \/
The hair fine for my eye before sha

Son? Matthew??
So why am I seeing a daughter?
My glasses must be failing

SANDOSKI:
*Guy no mind me, na hunger cos am......


@bolded....
Make I check dictionary, because English dey hard me........ Prof. You for break down dey words make I understand quick

Lol.. Was just tryna impress you with Grammar wey I nor sabi.
Chai! Beht you this babe..
You just know how to make humor with effortless ease.
Let's be friends na.. as in, just friends - no wayo.
Your cheerful disposition is so infectious and is the surest recipe for survival in this Buharious times!

SANDOSKI:
Bros, Na so I see am.......

Bt I fit send u my account numbers{GTB Bank, Zenith Bank, Fidelity Bank, Intercontinental Bank, Oceanic bank and Union bank} make I use chop sallah.....

Na your memes na im dey funny me pass.
You're so annoyingly pleasant!

Ladycloud:
lol.. Come lemme teach u

Beht, fyn geh like you, you wee sharge beeg money na

Ladycloud:
thanks hunnie

You welcome, Sugar Come teash me make-up na

doll912:
I don't need to transform,just maintain what I got

Lol. Just kidding. You're amazing, just the way you are!

Sparkles003:
No asun No BBQ chicken or suya, No small chops All I see is drinks drinks and more drinks Are you guys trying to get the ladies drunk.

Wicked!

Ladycloud:
noo

Brain in head; make-up on fleek. You go, girl!

doll912:
I want to be that hot when I'm her age and yes,im working on it. Team stay fit and sexy, healthy and righteous.

Beht you look a tad cold already.
How do you plan on the transformation??

cococandy:
They are just jealous. If Na surgery, go do your own.

Your comments consistently betray an outstanding lack of reason!
How can one person possess such a commonwealth of unintelligent expressions??
And na your mouth sharp pass. SMH

cococandy:
Shut up

I will. You have obviously renounced the use of reason. Any attempt to talk sense into your head is an exercise in futility. Go in peace, and be healed from your grievous senselessness!