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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Graduate Customer Service Agents At Jumia Nigeria - 13th Oct, 2015 by softwhispers: 2:31am On Oct 15, 2015
Rhewtah21:
i juz tire for this jumia pple. dis is da 3rd time am.going dere.in da space of 2mths. seriously considering.not honouring da iv
. first applief for telesales, afta da interview in feb, didnt hear a word from dem until sept. reinvited again for customer service , den sales activation agent mw customer service again. i juz tire
Hi
Abeg can u forward the invite mail to (softsoftwhispers@gmail.com)
I'd like to hazard some gatecrashing.
ls the invite for this Saturday?
Please and thanks!
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 2:03am On Oct 15, 2015
How can the PHARMACY be open till past midnight? Or do they now do DRUGS?

Abeg this one ^^^ follow? @ Eke40seven; Blackeard; Sharkum
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Screened Amid Cheers Within 10 Minutes by softwhispers: 6:26pm On Oct 13, 2015
iyatrustee:
The best opposition spokeman i have come across cheesy

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:32pm On Oct 12, 2015
THIS ONE IS A BIT OFF... What did the lawyer say to the dentist? "You must say the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!"

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:28pm On Oct 12, 2015
"Don't be a bee that stings everyone in its way"
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
People who listen to your jokes and later ask you what you mean are mean and don't mean well!
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:22pm On Oct 12, 2015
HUSBAND TO WIFE: So you dare raise your hand to hit the HEAD of your HEAD?
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:18pm On Oct 12, 2015
Preach the word in the ward to the terminally ill. They need to hear that someone already died FOR them!
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:11pm On Oct 12, 2015
The man had been hearing rumors his wife was cheating. Then one day, he closed work early and went home. He walked right into his bedroom and SAW the NAK£D truth!

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:07pm On Oct 12, 2015
The B1TCH barked at me just because l kept staring at her two lovely PUPPIES
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softwhispers: 6:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
From my personal observation, girls who are crazy about ROMANS have no JOB!
Romance / Re: How Do I Politely Return Her Gifts? by softwhispers: 7:24pm On Oct 08, 2015
bestestgirl:
First lemme laugh you small grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Second, those gifts are not worth 30k biko, so chillix and stop overthinking things, its just a token she bought you because she likes you.

You, on the other hand, should have rejected it outright since you know that you can NEVER date her. infact, why did you not just greet her normally and pass that day, you had to add all the sweet words and then exchange contacts (all the while knowing that you can NEVER date her) angry angry

Ok Now what to do:
1. pack all those things back into the gift bag.
2. Go to her house and knock on ther door
3. when she opens, hand the bag to her and say "Hi, I realise that I am to blame for this current confusion because I may have given you mixed signals, however I want to clarify things that I am not currently looking for a relationship, I would like us to remain friends but I don't want to date you. so if this exchange of gifts means what I think it means, I apologize for confusing you."
4. Turn around and go back to your house
5. NEVER flirt with any girl you know you will never date.


She may be hurt today but she will respect you for not playing with her heart.
l just fell in love with you for this post!
PLEASE WHEN DO I GET MY SWATCH, MALIZIA AND THE OTHER 'BABY SHOWER' STURVS??

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Romance / Re: 10 Shameful Acts Ladies Display After Getting Under The Boxers Of A Guy by softwhispers: 8:29pm On Oct 06, 2015
quiinnBee:
cant believe it got to front page grin
Cant believe l just did this!
Literature / Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by softwhispers: 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2015
udysweet:
All noted thanks! Every infor you see me put out here is entirely for my biz as you can see from my signature. And fine anyone who wants to use any againt me,its d pesn's call. Trust me I won't fall prey,except maybe d person will kidnap me,lol! And yes u actually are the 1st to sell me out here by calling my name,u wil hear frm my lawyers
lolz!!!
l am one person you don't wanna press charges against!
You looking younger in ur profile, by the way.
That a recent pic?
Literature / Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by softwhispers: 7:49pm On Oct 06, 2015
udysweet:
You'd sounded like you knew me outside of dis forum(wch I'm very certain of)
And yes I know you're whispers,soft. But dats ur moniker
l'd rather remain faceless on here. And so should you, if you ask me!
But then, that's entirely your decision to make.
Forgive me for even mentioning your name.
Cyber space conglomerates the good and the bad making those who are too generous with personal information, easy prey.
Politics / Re: Nigeria At 55 : The Most Stylish First Ladies Naija Ever Had by softwhispers: 6:22pm On Oct 06, 2015
Literature / Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by softwhispers: 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2015
ClassCaptain:

Thanks Boss
Crazy but seamless blend of fact and fiction. Peak go say: "lt's in you!" Kudos!

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Literature / Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by softwhispers: 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2015
udysweet:
Wch one is "uduak" and you are?
Your name. Your name is Uduak. l am Whispers Soft
Politics / Re: Nigeria At 55 : The Most Stylish First Ladies Naija Ever Had by softwhispers: 12:57am On Oct 06, 2015
missgray:
His truck business a camouflage undecided look beyond that you'll see the real him and just then you'll join me in the fight cheesy
lol. funny u
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Ebuka Uchendu's Traditional Wedding Today by softwhispers: 7:18pm On Oct 03, 2015
quiinnBee:
your personal text tho.cracked me upgrin
lol. l didn't mean the bride. l meant a friend is your exact lookalike! l suppose that's you on your profile.
Literature / Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by softwhispers: 7:08pm On Oct 03, 2015
udysweet:
Thot firstbank credit tin is *894# ? Mak una tellme weda I wrong o. But I've seen sm1 wit smtn similar to dis thread,before?
Anyway nice try sir,pele o.and by d way u use styled paint calabar babe in a bad light o. Next time don't be greedy,lol
Uduak?
Education / Re: Nigeria's 5 Best Universities For Postgraduate Studies; Their Costs & Duration by softwhispers: 6:23pm On Oct 03, 2015
ameer2:
Post grad in A.B.U...i wish evrybody dat wants to do dat goodluck.I cn assure yhu instead of doin 18months yu ll do lyk 5 years without graduating due to saddist lecturers dat dnt want u to reach their feat.Esp in Mathematics department
Never use a part to judge the whole - that's an error in logical discourse!
My sis just completed her M.A in ABU on schedule (18 months).
Would have opted for that school but for distance.
Politics / Re: Nigeria At 55 : The Most Stylish First Ladies Naija Ever Had by softwhispers: 6:14pm On Oct 03, 2015
missgray:
undecided yimu sad go and die cheesy
Please don't beef with Truckpusher, its just not right! All he ever does, is push his li'l old truck!
Politics / Re: Nigeria At 55 : The Most Stylish First Ladies Naija Ever Had by softwhispers: 6:10pm On Oct 03, 2015
Truckpusher:
Don't tell me that you're not aware what **** can do to an average man.

Even great men are easily conquered by a willing and a domineering ****

You sef wey be Oga go dey answer madam : yes ma! cheesy
"You are here again. Lord, come and take control"
Travel / Re: Family Escapes Death As Steel Ring Falls Off Trailer & Crushed Car In Magboro by softwhispers: 6:02pm On Oct 03, 2015
Chrystover:
Allahu akbar God is great!!
Bros, so we may only talk about God in English but not in Arabic. Whereas neither is your mother tongue o!
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Ebuka Uchendu's Traditional Wedding Today by softwhispers: 5:47pm On Oct 03, 2015
quiinnBee:
where's his bride?
You look just like her...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 8 Stages Of A Successful Job Hunt by softwhispers: 1:33pm On Aug 11, 2015
oluamid:
It also helps to have a great social media profile. Believe me, the first thing an employer will do if they are trying to find out about you is to enter your name into Google. Have you tried googling yourself? Do so. It helps. You'll see first hand what the employer will learn about you.

The best way to set up a good internet profile is google+ and then LinkedIn.

If you need help doing this, or you don't know what to write about yourself, quote this post and I'll try to help.
Celebrities / Re: Otedola's Daughter (Dj Cuppy) On Okada (Photo) by softwhispers: 1:12pm On Aug 11, 2015
andreT:
That okada is not moving, see the guy's leg.
You do have an eye for details!
Had to scroll back up and confirmed that his left leg is balancing the immobile motorcycle.
Some eyes sha...
Business / Re: With No Doubt. Fiverr Is The Very Easier Way To Earn Money Online by softwhispers: 4:37am On Jul 30, 2015
kayworld22:


Get your free ebook. You can drop your email here or write me to the address.

To your success.
Very interested sir. Kindly forward to softsoftwhispers@gmail.com
Investment / Re: I Will Show You How I And How You Can Make Money In Forex Free Of Charge by softwhispers: 12:01pm On Jul 29, 2015
Plz sir, Cc to softsoftwhispers@gmail.com Kindest regards

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