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Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Beginning To Reason With Jehovah Witness On Their Stand Concerning Trinity by softwhispers: 12:54pm On Jun 02, 2020

Acehart:
You want to whisper to him, right? Hope the whispers will be soft?

You know this! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Beginning To Reason With Jehovah Witness On Their Stand Concerning Trinity by softwhispers: 12:48pm On Jun 02, 2020

Rozz:
we are already connected here

Jisox Chrixt!
You talk this one oo
Hay God. I offend you?

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Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Beginning To Reason With Jehovah Witness On Their Stand Concerning Trinity by softwhispers: 11:48pm On Jun 01, 2020

Kobojunkie:
Wait...was this because you couldn't win an argument with a JW?

Hi Rozzy,

Will love to connect with you.

Please, let me know

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is Allianz Nigeria Setting The Pace As The Best Company To Work In 2019? by softwhispers(op): 2:18pm On Jan 16, 2019

@lalasticlala

Please where art thou?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is Allianz Nigeria Setting The Pace As The Best Company To Work In 2019? by softwhispers(op): 8:41pm On Jan 15, 2019

cc: @lalasticlala

Jobs/Vacancies › Is Allianz Nigeria Setting The Pace As The Best Company To Work In 2019? by softwhispers(op): 8:31pm On Jan 15, 2019

So here’s 3 things that should get you dusting up your CV for the next available at this lovely coy:

1. Flexi-hour
You heard right, flexible work hours. Allianz Nigeria is the first and the only company in Nigeria to have this as a work policy – or at least, they are the only one we know. Employees can choose to resume as early as 7am or as late as 10am provided they put in the required 8 hours of work (plus a 1-hour lunch break) and voila! You’re done for the day. So if you resume by 7am, you can hit the road by 4pm and play a fast one on the Lagos traffic where their Head Office is actually. We had a few worries about this as per Naija way. Like, won’t some fellow resume by 10am and close by 4pm?

“We really don’t care. For us it’s substance over form”, explains Owolabi Salami, Executive Director at Allianz Nigeria. “We trust our people to do right thing even when no one is watching, and for the past two years our people have made us absolutely proud of the decision to make flexible work hours a company policy”, he beamed on.

2. Traditional attire, everyday
Okay, this is a big one here. Their dress code policy states simply that Ankara/wool/cotton attires are acceptable modes of dressing during the week. Their HR Manager, Ifeleke Aboyeji says they want their people to ‘dress the culture’. The employees really look smart and rich (LOL) sporting their Atiku to work on Mondays or any other weekday. This will definitely help financial planning as you don’t need a separate set of sleeves for work

3. Benefits/Remuneration
In saner climes, this shouldn’t even make the shortlist – this should be a given. But hello? This is Nigeria in Falz voice. You will be shocked how many reputable companies owe their employees’ salaries for months in a row, in blatant violation of extant labor laws. With unemployment rate at 23%, employers believe that if you nor fit stay, you waka dey go. Millions will happily fill the vacancy anyway. Not so at Allianz Nigeria where the policy is to pay salaries on the same day each month. Where the day falls on a weekend or public holiday, payout is the working day immediately before. One employee there says that the biggest worry is that the salary will come too soon, never late.

What about you? What is the coolest workplace you know?

Romance › Re: What Is One Thing You Miss About Your Ex? by softwhispers: 8:48pm On Aug 09, 2018

Viicfuntop:

You waka far oo

Tell me more...

He brought out my confidence in areas I didn’t know I could be and he was a Pakistan Muslim man.

Romance › Re: Sexual Scenarios That Are More Common Than You Know by softwhispers: 10:58am On Jul 07, 2018

I personally know a lot of virgins

At least 3 female friends who were virgins till they hot married. Interestingly, I was never ever involved with them and they initially claimed sexual experience until we got really close and I learnt otherwise

Here is the irony of it all: many girls who are vocal about sex and who love to talk dirty have no sexual experience whatsoever. I suppose they are trying to measure up. Lol wink

So yes, I completely agree that virgins are a lot more common than you may believe

As for incest, one of your friends has probably been involved with their cousin - this is by far the most popular

I think this article is quite accurate

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Hypocrisy...the Davido And Wizkid Factor by softwhispers: 11:47am On May 29, 2018

Toks2008:
Better go and hustle hard cos this one wey you dey cast your fellow man cos of PM no go help you...infact the babe in question can still be my side dish with proper arrangement so dude triple your hustle and you won't need to bed for PMs.

Okay, sir
I hear you; I will work hard

Now a bit of friendly advice for you:

Cultivate respect for women. Not for any reason other than that it is the right thing to do. Enough with the misogynistic, condescending, degrading ideas you keep propagating in your threads and comments

Then again, we are all just catching fun here and this is all some joke, right?

Otherwise, you would be one pathetic, hateful, depressed sexist

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Hypocrisy...the Davido And Wizkid Factor by softwhispers: 11:11am On May 27, 2018

makydebbie:
Funny.
No one is making anything about broke guys. I don't even roll that way here.

I'm talking about your stinking hypocrisy. Were you not the same person that said all men cheat? And women should accept it like that? So why are you complaining now that women have accepted it?
Double standards oshi.

Babe, forget this guy jor

I insist that what is good for the man goose (the goose) is also good for the woman goose (the gander)

This time you spent constructing a reply would have been better invested in sending me a PM

At least, that way, you won’t have violated your principle of ignoring PMs and hence would have proven yourself more righteous than the hypocritical OP
cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: MTN Nigeria Latest Job Recruitment (9 Positions) by softwhispers: 6:04pm On May 15, 2018

ngwababe:
Please I need an example of a perfect, up-to-date Curriculum vitae!

‘Perfect’ is relative

A fresh graduate applying to an entry level position should generally follo w this outline:

Bio

Education (highlight distinction)

Professional memberships/Certifications

Skills (with practical examples)

Interests/hobbies (relevant to the advertised position)

No need to include references. Them go ask you if them need

Learn keyword optimization and adapt your CV to every opening - the competition is fierce, head to head

For an experienced role, state Work Experience first and Education later. Again, refer two sentences back

Romance › Re: Five Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by softwhispers: 6:14pm On May 14, 2018

Lol

Romance › Re: Five Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by softwhispers: 12:47am On May 11, 2018

SoapQueen:
So, who exactly are these women of old that you are heaping praises on?

You yourself have answered, my beautiful SoapQueen

SoapQueen:
industrious African women of the 20th century

Romance › Re: My Fiancé’s Cousin Saw Me Naked.. He Started Calling Me Sweetheart by softwhispers: 3:08am On Apr 08, 2018

MissRaine69:
And what’s stopping you from adressing the matter osruodirectly with both men?
IcIf boundaries are broken they need to be reinforced

I want to love you and your comment over and over again and then all over again!
But is that even possible?
You see, I recently had this chat with a friend about how too many of us African men have no idea what it means to treat a lady with respect.
Unsolicited suggestive innuendos and actions are grossly disrespectful.
It is tragic that here in our society, this will continue to fester... sad

Politics › Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Calls Nigerians 'Animals' & 'Mad' Over Naomi Campbell's Visit by softwhispers: 11:10am On Mar 31, 2018

TemmyWon:
Woulda said 'your mama' but the poor wowan tried to raise a human not the hungry weak brained dog you've become.

For this life, I cannot change
...Drop the top, pop it, let it bang
...All the ones, all the chains piled on the mantle
All the dogs, all the dogs low creep right behind me in the Phantom
Oh, please (oh please)
Oh me (oh me)
Oh my (oh my)

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Slams Kiss Daniel Over Fake LV Shirt: "This Is A Crime" by softwhispers: 9:43am On Mar 28, 2018

Izzy002:
Shebi nah original you dey wear

So basically, if I’ve killed before, then murder is okay

What is this aggressive resistance to the truth?

Did Kiss Daniel wear a fake or not? End of story

I’m an ardent follower of Freeze because his logic is undeniable

You, on the other hand, have lost touch with objectivity, coloring every reaction with sentiments

Romance › Re: Love My Babe But Slept With My Ex-classmate Who Is Now In Love: What Can I Do? by softwhispers: 9:29am On Mar 28, 2018

chychy:
So u r not in2 this evelyn chick? What is it with guys and hard-ons? did u really think she'd just have sex with u n walk?

Men and women are opposite sexes

Generally speaking, a man can have sex with a total stranger. A woman on the other hand, may require an emotional connection before she feels comfortable with intimacy

Hence, when a man cheats, he hasn’t fallen out of love, he’s simply being disrespectful and irresponsible

But if your woman cheats, you’re already losing her slowly, steadily

Romance › Re: Girls Take On Guys That Masturbate by softwhispers: 9:22am On Mar 28, 2018

Bantam:
Since I started worshipping at Pornhub Ministries my life has totally changed.
Sex is overrated

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Romance › Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by softwhispers: 9:10am On Mar 28, 2018

Shugarlord213:
I don’t know what you people are saying. I have taken women as h.oes and treated all Nigerian girls as the same.

I stopped dealing with women for 5 months to enable me save money to buy a car, because with a car you have unlimited access to their kitty even your friends wives and girls will follow you just so you know how cheap they are.

Once I fvck a naija gal, I just drop her at the busstop and leave #500 for her hand. Sometimes as soon as she steps off my car, I zoom off

If the girl like male she call me again if she doesn’t call me I get over 40 number ladies women way day disturb me for WhatsApp

Why spend for a leech when you got a car and bills to pay. I even bought a dog so to tell you I can’t afford to spend money on another being with complete legs and hands

Guys get sense pls and pls. Get a car if you don’t have. If you are on leggedis benz we way get car go fvck your babe and we don’t care how you feel atall

Shugarlord213! sad

Romance › Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by softwhispers: 9:00am On Mar 28, 2018

BrideOfDracula:
Face to face for me because I'm an analyzer & an observer by nature.

I'm also big on body language. Sometimes when a person is talking, I can hear the things they're not saying just by looking at them. It's easier for me to "read" a person when they're sitting right infront of me.

Chatting is probably the worst way of communicating imo. One) Because of different styles of communication. Some people can go hours or days without responding. Whereas, I'm very methodical & quick to respond. So when someone "takes their time" to respond, honestly, I get angry. I feel disrespected.
Two) I'm impatient & I like communication to flow. That's impossible with chatting because there's always going to be a "waiting period" in between, which sorta kills the vibe for me.

Dracula is lucky to have you cheesy

I wish you a long, happy marriage with fresh blood in limitless supply

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Romance › Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by softwhispers: 8:57am On Mar 28, 2018

gloria34:
its not like that o, I just want to b me 4 d main time, when I finally go into a relationship, I will value it and not cause d guy problems. i also need to check well, i nor want problem either

1. A relationship should never make you into someone else - you can be you in a healthy relationship

2. You ‘fall’ in love, not ‘go into’ love - it must be spontaneous, unplanned, exhilarating cheesy

3. Love will be the gift you give yourself, or at least, so says Celine Dion

More to the topic at hand, I find that instant messaging excludes you from so many vocal cues that can enrich your conversation with a lady and up your ‘chaiking’ game

Is she talking too slowly, in a whispers? (Network may delay an instant reply)
Does she sound tense, worried, unhappy? (She will just type nvm)
Does she catch your jokes, laugh heartily? (LOL is the biggest scam ever)

Romance › Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by softwhispers: 8:39am On Mar 28, 2018

gloria34:
and ur d.p? lol, I Dont hate guys with cars, I detest their mentality and right now, relationships are not on my agenda. trying to put my stuffs together, thanks

You again!��‍♀️
Boyfriend you nor want, girlfriend you nor want
Ehn?

Romance › Re: How Do Girls Prefer Being Talked To? Face To Face or Chat? Please Answers by softwhispers: 8:37am On Mar 28, 2018

MissRaine69:
Does it matter if your end goal is just to do a drive by?
If you have no intention of getting to know the person mode of communication is irrelevant.

If the intent is on building a foundation finding out essential detail via chat is necessary for instance if you have anything of substance to actully talk about if and when you do meet face to face. Nothing depresses me more like small talk.

If a lady can’t hold conversation with me no matter how physically attractive she may be, I just tune out mentally
Unfortunately, in a world overrun by social media, video games and movies, conversation skills are in short supply grin

Take me back to the days of reading novels! undecided

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