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How I go allow this kind thing perform surgery on me

You'll hardly see a decent lady rocking this kind of outfit, let alone to a guys house.
Unless nah Hoelosho..

Never you say there's no poverty in lekki,
There're poor people even in the expensive cities around the globe.
Yeah there're fucking rich people there,
I'm an IT person, so I relate with them freely, chat, sms and calls,
So no biggie you'll get used to the environment,
Just give it time, it'll sink in.
Welcome to Lagos Island.

The entire SE is a war zone, nothing like I'm innocent anymore.
God help our people...

Don't attach too much importance to an outdated attendance sheet,
Obviously the lecturer has no use of it, hence the disposal.

And those of you that snap and post every little encounter you have in your personal lives,
Have you chilled a second to ask yourselves,
Wait, what value will this add to my life
Is this attention am seeking worth it

Don't quote me oo, I dey inside holdup and my car no get AC...

The only thing majority of them has to offer, why won't they put them on display at the slightest opportunity.
Woe unto any man that cannot tame his sexual desires, for he'll forever be at the mercy of the daughters of eve...

This is the first good news I'm hearing concerning the education sector since Buhari assumed office.
Awesome

This woman is a renowned rubbish talker, nobody should take her seriously.

McOluOmo:
Bahd creation











Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

That peace like a river..
So comforting..

VTJN:
it's not being easy bro. A graduate with strong 2.1 still unemployed. I barely eat once daily

As for data subscription, some friends do help me with #200 airtime once in a while just to search online and apply for any opening

I'm always on free mode on nairaland through opera mini. Life has not been fair with me that i know

To cap it all, I'm just stuck in the house. No money to move around (Transportation) in search of job

I wish God could change my story for good. I'm getting depressed seriously

I weep.
God will surely change your story brother and mine too, we deserve better.
Don't give up, don't give in....

She took the way that seemed easy to her,
How wrong was she...

[quote author=Emmypure post=106635299][/quote]Tourism

When you have a working government.
When you have a president that is alive,
When you have a sane presidency,
When the amended constitution favours both the government and it's people,
When the life of man is better than that of a cow,
When people don't see politics as a do or die affair.
Then maybe you can have a country like this.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS....

Is this some Apolcapypto movie set or something
I see Jaguar paw there

Some jobless individuals with cheap data always talking trash about successful people on the internet,
Many of these accusers are suffering from depression.

Things to do go get money and fame in naija
Nudity.
Drink.
Lousy.
Have stupid followers or fans.
Lack morals.
........

Ammishaddai:
This one probably used her youthful years selecting and tasting all that was available. Now she is getting married at the barren age of 60 to another very frustrated person . Tueh

Don't say shit if you don't know the whole story.

Scandals and disgrace aren't interested in the ordinary man but in people with reputation.
Make she go siddon

But, I swear naija nah cruise.

FG should stop sending people's children to these God forsaken places all in the name of serving their country, the same country that has done nothing but kill dreams, maim, massacre and destroy lives.
I pity your friend

The future is indeed female.
Indeed what a man can do a woman can do better,
If a man can pass out due to excess alcohol intake, then women too can pass outer.

All for the gram just to keep the fans entertained.
Good one from davido

End time family

Moral decadence in grassroots

Future leaders losing it long before they even get ahold of it.
Pitiable

Hahaha,
The man never really wanted to die,
Imagine him wearing nose mask while attempting suicide,
It's like going to buy poison to kill yourself and you're still ask for your balance.
Lucky him.

otipoju:
I cant but wonder what the modern world will look like without these guys.

Very peaceful, but not entirely peaceful though

The NA are notorious for flexing their muscle in the wrong direction,
Misplaced priority.

It's possible,
People's post orgasmic reactions differs,
You'll be surprised if you hear about others.

It's the husband's death that got me,
Even after his death, the wife lived more yrs and even remarried and had children.
Moral of the story,
No kill yourself because of any woman, if you die, nah you lose.

They took the shortcut and the shortcut led them to their early grave.