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beta talk ; truetalk nd life saver

riribee:
I scored 218 in my jamb score, buisness admin wat are my chances

change your course ..
ur score is quite low

Crystalline99:
yes

thats an advantage

Crystalline99:
i will just keep my hopes up as u said

are yu an indigene

Crystalline99:
thanks for the motivation
just dat wetin uniben don use my eye see.i nor come trust am again.

bae not only you o... uniben can do anything stupid ..me sef that have a very gud score for my course still dey hope on God.
cos uniben don do me strong thin in d last 2years nw..

anyways with that score of urs u are gud to go... nd back it up with God cos many had 300+ last year nd their course was changed

nd it also depends on the level of performance in ur course this year

magikalz:
All these situationships una dey get into sef.....why you follow her dey act like pussy na, bros? Learn to tame your emotions. Why were you losing your cool like that?

What did you have to lose by opening the door at once or not opening at all?

You have to stand somewhere, man.....either you open or you don't.

You can be seen as indecisive...now she has turned the situation around on you and trust me, she cares less than you do.

If you niggaz will realize that these ladies ACTUALLY care less than you do, you would all stop taking them too seriously.

Even woman wey profess undying love to you, when the chips are down, you will find out that they actually careless.


Now drama that shouldn't have started is in play now.

Oga, call this bi*** to order.......politely but firmly of course.

This is one reason why you shouldn't eat home chicken and if you must, keep your bloody emotions out.

Meet up with her....preferably arrange it somewhere away from familiar territory. Persuade to go a hangout with you.

This will free up the air....if you guys can go somewhere you can people-watch better.

It will reduce tension and emotions to an extent, talk about general things before broaching the issue you guys have.

Make sure she understands why you acted the way you did and understand hers too.

Last last, clear am as the matter be. Make peace without selling your manhood.

In other words, don't act wussy while offering this peace flag.

If you can tease her and throw some good jokes about it and make her laff.....even better.

Whatever you do, make sure you guys make up and feel good.

Afterwards, take her home and bang the shyte out of her (hope you can bang her well)..........if possible.


After the banging, bros....reset this compass ASAP.

This is home chicken....do not play it too close to the heart.

You can continue as FWB or dissolve the liaison as the case maybe.

You can get hurt in more ways than one. (academics, emotions, financial, health - any of these investments may not really be worth it for this situationship)


Play it safe. Play it like a man and stop throwing tantrums needlessly.

you doin a gud job here...thumbs up

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This evening a neighbourhood bro sent me on an errand to buy knorr chicken....


After getting it i had to pass through the gate cos he was inside by then; immediately after opening the gate i met the gaze of their dog(Austatian breed) some metres away from me.

it was staying still while i preceded the bro door; having known its been over 2years the dog took rabies injection and its been some months ago since the dog saw me in that compound .

my thoughts were - will this dog remember my face?- will this dog not charge towards me? will this dog not.......?
just in the middle of my thoughts i saw the dog warming up then charged towards me Mehn if you see how i picked race

i took some few fast wide steps ;got close to the fence grabbed with a right hand hand
cos shamefully i dont wanna lose the KNORR CHICKEN in my left hand

then within seconds i saw myself landed roughly outside the fence
bruising my right arm and right limbs...

I checked my left hand and behold the KNORR CHICKEN WAS SAVED

HAVE YOU HAD AN ECOUNTER WITH A DOG BEFORE SHARE YOURS

igborubausa:
just let us know something of you. will u ?

nope ...unless yuh come check yourself..

igborubausa:
you may up load your photos over here

and tell us something about your masturbation first.

then if i tell you
you will probably go down with me?

if you wanna know about my crotches
you av to get down there to see for yourself

i choosed animal science Got 243 ....guys whats ur take on this.... 100percent chances ba

HARDDON:
There he is; applying my own pill on me. Yea u didnt miss me but u didnt even let me type first b4 quoting

Hope u know what wud happen to u if i decide to stop updating because of this statement of yours?

Boss harddon ..is this updating.. Once in a blue moon.. We need hot cake drills man ... The one that wud attract thousand likes

inMyOpeenion:
If you want it to trend more and more, just write


"Evans killed Snakes in the Jail"


Trust me, it will hit FP 6 times in a day

lol...bro seun gat deep crush on snakes

etzskillz:
follow his footsteps if u wanna trend like him

my... I wud better stay low than to trend this kinda trend

These days you must be rest assured to find some thread roaming always on nairaland frontpage ,...
Lets see top ten trends on nairaland
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1) Police don catch evans

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2) see the beautiful wife of evans
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3) see the house evans built in Ghana
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4) see how much evans bought his wristwatch and phones
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5) see how many sim cards evans used during his operation
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6) see how evans two girlfriends help in his arrest
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7) evans was about to jump the fence when police caught the hemp of his garment
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alert!!! This billionaire kidnapper Evans father is a hoe and cutlass farmer
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9) Evans is complaining about the jail's air condition
And lastly
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10) see the list of goats evans haff kidnap

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Mods com and move this to F.P oo

adaksbullet:
one corner b4 I are rick oluwatuyi randabout


Are u no their?

i know there pa.. A bungalow wit a bar when u just enter the place ,They have abot twelve rooms nd a small backyard.. Lol

badfucker:
take a bike and say you are going to obo street . or you take a cab to olukayode. There is a market beside olukayode , enter the market and keep going up til u get to another main road. You will see a place like parking lot cross to the order side of it and ask obo street. Or you use Google map.

dont ask anybody abt direction o...bros dont u knw how akure is esp oja area.. ask someone direction nex thing u wil hear the person shouting 419 on u

adaksbullet:
nepa yeklos Mr Biggs junction (17:59) izora

are u abot izora at oshinle..that one is closed uo

adaksbullet:
02base...signatures... Alba....1759

where is your crib for ak... Nd wich place be your preffered joint for olosho.. Abi u no dey patronise

this your girl nah banging material o, fxck the hell outta her

Afonjashapmouth:
Its easy to find out the truth my dear brother, wisdom is the key to everything in life. Tell the girl to take you to the guys place, that you have arranged for his arrest by a sars friend and they are ready to charge him to court scoping her she wouldn't have to show up for protection sake. lets hear her 50 shades of defense. this girls is lying as far as i am concerned. girls being lying about rape since 1620AD for unnecessary attn

i love your opinion bro...
This girls of nowadays can go to any length to lie about lossing their virginity..
I just pity this guy ..he no get scope atall...
if i was the one she is telling all this shit, i will be like hmmmm you were raped nd no bruises, you are nt ruffled, u didnt even shout... Deguynxtdoor you are the MUGUNEXDOOR

dastudent:
Hello Cannonleo,

i have been in your shoes. Like i used to be hardcore in my head. Thought human communication was stupid as i got bored easily talking to people. You need to start talking to more girls. Forget about routines and games or emotions when getting started. Just talk to them as a human being. If you have to flirt, do it and when they rebuke you laugh it away. It builds your confidence and with time when you start talking to more women, you will realize that it doesn't matter if you are an asshole or not. Just be a good person while being whoever you are.

The worst advice anyone will give you is to just be yourself. The best advice anyone will give you is be your best self. Work on yourself, how do you want people to see you, work on that and while you are doing that start a conversation with as many girls as possible. Don't have any end game. Just talk to them as humans.

Show up as someone who is genuinely curious about what he is seeing just as you will see a nice pair of shoes on a guy and say you like it. Tell her that(This is just an example).If she has beautiful skin tell her that her skin is beautiful.

Something that really helped me as i grew in better interactions with humans(Not girls alone) is formulating a one-hour conversation with myself. Some people will call it canned lines. Manufactured stories and what not until i had my one true stories to tell. Depending on who you are, make sure your stories are fun, adventurous and shocking.

At the end you are leading her emotions to the point where she feels she has no choice in her attraction to you.

As a beginner, have no expectations

Cocky and funny works but that is just one out of a million things. You need to be able to tell amazing stories too, reward her by touching her when she laughs at your jokes.

If you need me to explain how to have an interesting one hour conversation, you can ask as i don't want to be jumping like scout.

wanna know how to hold up a one hour convo... I got dumb somtimes when someone not only girls even is telling his/her own story
Explain to us Bros

I am broke

kill bobrisky , kiss tonto ,date yemi alade.

In the school hall,so heartpumping, never wanna get caught we were doing d quickie with great pace like somone was already holding the hall's door knob i coudnt resist the loud moan i got from d orgasm... she told me weeks later she missed her stuffs then i huzzle some drugs for her ..

This girl i asked her out recently,she agreed
i was hoping for a serious relationship but she is not complyin ,she always ask for money... then i tell her mek she come my crib say i gat somthin for her o, but she will do that thing.. To my surprise she said no qualms...
but am gonna bang the hell out of her
be4 she collect anythin

Don don dey dull dudes

Jostico:
No offence. them pursue you?

nope ... Mo jara mi ni

menwongo:
Why? God forbid, abeg help me rebroadcast the advert

Am not NTA ,..bros

menwongo:
VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!! This is to inform the General Public that I will be getting Married in 2017... I am now looking for a Wife. Applicants with the following requirements Should apply; 1. (a) Should have natural hair (b) Must be a female between 20 and 26 years of age at the time of applying. 2. (a) Minimum of HND/BSc but any added qualifications like: MSc, PhD or any professional qualifications is allowed. (b) Must not have been married or divorced before applying (previous experience not needed) 3. Slay Queen, pepe dem gang should not even try to apply. 4. Must be a great cook 5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings 7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well as an awesome sense of humour. 8. Attach written recommendations from at least two former boyfriends. 9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome. 10. Fluent in at least 2 Local & international languages. 11. Well-trained in home management and hospitality. 12. Must have a good character. 13. No previous record of cheating.(MANDA TORY) 14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful... All applicants are advised to send their applications on or before the 30th of JUNE 2017. Attach: A. Birth certificate (Declaration of age is NOT acceptable) B. Two recent passport photograph. C. Health certificates which MUST include HIV/AIDS and Psychiatry clearance. D. A recommendation letter from a well-known person such as Senator, Minister, President, Governor, DG NNPC, CBN Governor, Director of any well-known oil company in Nigeria or outside, etc. Method of Application: Go to any UBA Bank and get your bank draft for the #5000 naira only. If by chance you DO NOT MEET the above requirements, please DO NOT APPLY, As your application will not be given due consideration. **Only selected candidates will be contacted for the screening, interview or Aptitude Test & they are to come along with their Relatives... Thanks In Anticipation

you shall remain single... No be curse

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