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RRWraith:
I am so confused right now, i dont even know what to think anymore

Guy, since she is not comfortable with you on physical, then switch to online chatting mode.
some girls can go extremely shy when they av something for you. so if you cant make her free with you physically, then chat her up, throw funny jabs nd lines.
i bet she will be comfo with you after series of chats.

abeg shey the 4500 has not reduce to the supposed 3500 ...abeg i dey wait for it to reduce .1000 isn't a joke o

wi5dom:
Medicine is exclusively isolated

what of anatomy to physiotherapy

Rorachy:
The person should just have the few attributes I like in a partner, then the rest is history, no forming, I don't form or play.
I'm just me.

hey lady ...tell me the attribute nd let me check if am in for it

hey wi5dom
can someone transfer from Anatomy to medicine base on both courses are in medical college?

or transfer to medicine is nt allowed atall?

whoww what a smart move by them.
gullible person will easily fall for this

dastudent:
Yeske. But also add the functions of the other three. Then you can ask her that apart from scratching your back, what 's her other selling point . Add smiley face or the naughty emoji.

hmmmm nice one

dastudent:
Just to add to this.

Question -She answers - finish with the opposite of what she answers with .

E.g Me: Omg you look so Hot She: Thanks Me: Will you be my 5th wife? As I have different roles for the remaining 4. Maybe you will be the one that will be pounding yam. Winks in Spanish.

hahaha i got ur drills gee e.g
Me: you look hot
She: thanks
Me: shebi you will be my 4th wife
you only have to be scracthing my back nawh

dastudent:
Jeez I have been so busy that I did not even see this .

Don't talk about politics

How you are single.

Think of 5 default stories you can tell her before meeting her and in the middle of the story stop and ask her if she knows about finger print analysis(google it)

Tell her what TV show you are watching right bow and explain how awesome it is , break again by playing a psychic game of pick a number from 1 to 10 in your mind .You tell her to pick a number from one to ten in her mind and then you answer with 3 or 7.

You can start with 1-5 and say 3 the one to ten and say 7 .It doesn't matter if you are right or wrong. The point is that you are keeping her excited while touching her at the same time.

You need to practice this things and get used to it by experimenting on multiple girl until you it becomes part of you.

There is a lot of things you can discuss with a girl. Sexual fantasies - with this you must say you have a female friend who has this fantasy of......Google sexual fantasies ..This is meant to open her up.

For any question you want to ask her, you must start with I have a friend who then talk about the question before asking her.

If you just ask like that, she might answer in a monotone which might not be good for you but if you started with a story, she will want to share hers.

Hope this little kini made sense sha.

made sense bro.
thanks

Rozaytee:
see u...so u dont know is called suitors...some guys actually meet a lady and propose to dem...if she hastly agrees he comes to meet her parents....ofcus it happens

henhen... so you too can accept a sudden proposal from a suitor you barely dated

Rorachy:
No, I think you should wait for her to orgasm before you cum, there everybody wins.

hw can i wait for you.. when the time is already fixed.
if she cant orgqsm within 1.15secs then chikena

lielie ...you mean you just saw him at the eatery. he proposed and immediately you accept
even dating just for two days you no do?

Uzordrew:
Biko, which subjects should i read for Faculty of arts?

av you been admitted already
but i like your faith sha
mayb na 350 u score sef i no knw

isaacsegun:
Please fellow nairalanders, Ineed your urgent advice.
We started dating as far back as year 2007, then she was 17 while i was in my early 20s. I'm her first love, in fact, I was the person that deflowered her. I got her pregnant during the course of our relationship in which we aborted, the abortion almost took her life.

Since after the abortion issues that create serious problem between her parents and mine, her parents has kicked against our relationship including mine but she's insisting we must marry even up till today.

Please guys, should i just tell her that we cannot marry because i can see that she's very desperate to marry now as age is not on her side, but I'm afraid to tell her that the relationship cannot work because she can do anything (like attempting to even take her own life)

nairalanders av started laying curses on your way talkless of the one wey the girl go giv you

DavidTheGeek:
Hey bro,

Sorry i'm replying to this late.

Here are some teasing lines i've used.

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

----- She uploaded her picture as status on Whatsapp
ME: Baby mi *Smiling Emoji*, I'm still cooking up the words to toast you

("Baby mi" means "My baby" in yoruba)

------ She uploaded a status picture of her smiling and showing her teeth.

ME: You brushed today... Congrats

------ We were chatting about food
ME: Errrm babe do u even know how to cook any food other than indomie?
SHE: Lol... Y not
ME: If you had told me since, i'd have asked u out naw
ME: I no know say u sef b wife material babe

------ This one told be she cooked for a group of church members
ME: Those brothers now af know say u b wife material! Before dem go steal u from me, lemme do quick and .......

-------------

I just looked through my chats to get those lines for you.

Coming up with teasing lines isn't too hard.

I bet you tease your MALE friends. This is popularly called "Whining".

"Guy na you dey reign o"
"See as you dey fresh like Atiku"
"This your shoe na imported o! Straight from Yankee".

When teasing a girl, just keep this in mind.

1. Save your punch line till the end
(This creates suspense and makes it a lot funny)
2. Exaggeration is the easiest way to be funny
(If you have issues being funny, just exaggerate)
3. Add a sexual undertone (This to avoid being friendzoned)

I'll emphasise NO 1. It can make or break your line.

As much as possible, deliver your punch line at the end.

And once you deliver your punch line, don't bother saying anything else.

Adding words after your punch line would make it less funny or not funny.

Only add more words if you have more punch lines.

Like this...

ME: *Surprised Emoji* This girl will just wake up and decide to tempt David... See now, to bite those lips dey hungry me *Sad Emoji* [HER NAME] why will you upload this kinda pics in this weather when you aren't nearby? Issi nor fair o *Sad Emoji*

This line still turned out funny cuz i had 3 punch lines in there.

But it's best to avoid doing this.

thumbs up guy

DavidTheGeek:
YOU: @dp *In-love Emoji*
YOU: Hold on let me get my dictionary so i can find the perfect grammar to ask you out

hmmm i av tapped something here

Bro i need more teasing lines like this to use at strategic intervals

Collins1906:
Alright! I'm a 200lv student of Agricultural Economics. B4 I proceed to give you the contact of our Faculty or Departmental Class Reps, could you please lay bare your intentions i.e the kind of program you intend to hold...

hope this z not collins from delta state

supersystemsng:
stop the kind of acts nau

wich acts

IamKashyBaby:
See tight pussy sha

hehehe is this how ur pussy is ugly ....

IamKashyBaby:


I really dont mind giving my whatsapp number..

Itz juz a damn number..its not like im giving away my damn tight pussy

tight pussay?
pictures or idonbilivit

[quote author=Dlordsamurai post=59370225][b]why not? i cherish things that were

what if the gift makes you remember those memories who want to forget about her? maybe you caught her redhanded while another guy is screwing her
will you still continue using it?

Can you continue using Ex gift
such as:
chains
necklace
handbands
wristwatch
bags
glasses etc after breaking up


As for me henn its on (3) conditions

1) IF I STILL WANT HER BACK

if she is kinda of girl i still want back probably she is the one who asked for the break up; i would still put on that wristwatch for sometime( maybe 2months).

i will only do this if am quite sure we will meet around ;so that a silent message can be passed that "Am still interested"
but if she gives no positive sign then i stop using it

2) IF I DONT WANT HER BACK

i will dispose and burn it even i wont let the smoke to hit me; cause i dont wanna remember any inch of her in my head.
maybe i caught her while he is screwing out her brains.

and lastly
3)IF WE BREAK UP ON A GOOD GROUND.

you know those ex you will smile when you see their gifts on you propably you two break up because one of you is ready for marriage and the other is not.
on such cases i will continue using their gifts.

oyah lets hear your views

lalasticlala
mynd44

amidts all threads about how a guy want to get a girl
mehn this one is differnt o

how you gonna make a guy fall for yuh? smh

burna boy
ma real gee
your fans are feeling you jare

din gon gon crooner

BiafraBushBoy:
In most cases, the worst position seems to be the best position (if you understand me...)

Lol.

i agree with yah
#noCOMMITMENT

ikp120:
Part 3

Release your hands spontaneously and grab her by the waist. Totori her ribs for 6 and half seconds and then lock face with her (Yeah, your dick done reach maximum height. ). As una lock face so and dey smile, powerfully grab her ass just the way lion dey pounce on his prey, your faces are still locked.

Release the ass 3 seconds after grabbing it and suddenly grab her by the... (to be continued)

guy am waiting for your part 4 o