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ItalianWine:
Do broke guys still have an erection?


Only the thought of an empty bank account should just wilt down any protuding urge

havent you heard about agressive erect cock..
most broke do have it

speedy and coconut all the way

i always pour it in my uniform shorts then start taking it out one by one

one sachet could last an hour cos i dont crunch it ;i melt it in my mouth

RRWraith:
Hello Harddon, I need an answer to this questions..
Met a girl in class at night while reading and my friend started a conversation with her and introduced her to me along the line as a dept mate...we got talking and after reading to an extent when we got tired, we took a walk on my request...
we talked on a lotta things and we got back to class and continued reading. When it was time to leave(4 in the morning) I collected her number..
I didnt call that day, I called the next day(she was always asking who is this) and we couldn't talk cos of some excuses she gave, called her another day, she gave one silly excuse and since then she doesn't pick my call or even reply my msgs on whatsapp even tho its marked read....
What are the possible reasons that could make a girl behave like that.

There is this girl who is a friend and coursemate of my old secondary school mate and we are in the same university, we are friends on fb, I met both of them on campus one day and after exchanging pleasantries and complimenting her smile, without much ado I told her I would like for us to talk some other time and requested for her number. She stated that she wanted me to take it from my friend, I told her that I wanted it from her buh I couldn't take it cos I wasn't with my phone she couldn't take mine either so she suggested she will take mine from my friend....
Two days and she didn't call so I chatted my friend and asked for her number buh she told me her friend doesn't want her to give me her number......

what is the reason for this and is there anyway I can use fb?

Every real niggar can help a brother here

its very obvious these two girls aint feeling you

when a girl insists on giving you her digits even after singing it to her ears multiple times just know its a red flag

maybe you the kind of boring guy to them(a humourless kind)

every single girl will always want to relate with a guy with loads of funny jabs ....

klark3:
Truth is what u termed as scolding?
The guy just want hardon to tell him something that suit his intentions, but i will tell him the truth...God forbid bad thing, a girl will tell me she has a boyfriend & i will consistently still be running after her in 2017? to the extent of friendzoning myself?

I am married though....just felt for the guy & thought i should tell him the truth
I can see most guys on here don't have shame & self worth...Madmen don't chase women the way some of u do...grab some self worth fellas...

please let them learn the chase right now or it would be late

YOU ARE MARRIED NOW of course ;but how on earth could you av made your preffered spouse yours if you hadnt learnt the CHASE

you wudnt av knew how to digest some drills in her that would make her think "gosh this is the right man for me" if you hadnt not learnt the CHASE.

let them learn bro cos one day they would like to get Married like you.





and another point is :

Never make dem female folks your first piority in life ;there are more things to do aside them.

klark3 you dont av to scold smallville for trying to get another guy's gf

its just a norm in the society
relationship switch is like a circle

klark the girl(s) you are dating now were for once another guy' gf ;

am sure you are currently gaming some gals this moment which are some guy's gf


so whats the fuss about it

smallville no mind the guy jare

go with harddon 's words

Na Efe o

he should av invested that 25mill in maize farm

second person : Vic O

i yaff stop listening to your songs ..dude

cant watse my mb on yuh

Afam4eva:
I have a thing for ladies with flesh. Whether you're slim or not soo slim or normal, just have some flesh that can be fundled. I think that as long as you have some flesh, your bum and rack can't be that bad. It's good enough for me.

bros we have the same desire

#FLESHY

this your babe no get understanding

which is the first priority in relationship

Smallville10:
WE ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW

"you are her best friend" and you still asking if she friendzoned you

HARDDON:
My Mind wanders yet with the focussed guts of a sexy Sun
With rays that pierces thru d the will of d dark
It Rules d new born dawn with grace n gumption
spreads itz wings to d four virgin walls of a lonely rose
N carress her fair thighs with soft surgical hands
d dawn moans to itz rousing touch
Waves after waves of ecstasy
Jrod Rod Arose

Then Suddenly!
Like a lost human crudely severed from his avatar
I woke with heat on my head
Damn! It was nothing but a dream
Yet my mind, wander, still

should i memorise this too



Baba its high time you laid down drills

last time i checked you only gave us a pinch of ur wisdom

dont be so stingy with it

abi you want computer gurus sending drones to format all you gat in that your sexy pyramid head?

you would just wake up the next morning giving that soft creatures 55 missed calls

next thing she calls you to wear her pants? huh

(14. she is always in a hurry whenever you meet

(15. you ask her for her digits and she is not willing to give you

wintersnow:
Bad meaning Ke.. Her reaction kinda surprised me though
I just don't want things to end this way

nah she know jare
she bought it at a cheaper rate so asking that question destroyed her self esteem

wintersnow:
So I've been dating this girl for almost three years now, we hardly get into any quarrel or misunderstanding but something strange happened yesterday when she cane over to my place..
So yesterday was my birthday, I wasn't having much cash on me, so I didn't plan on celebrating it, my phone rang, she called me and said she was coming over.. I arranged my room speedily... When she got to my place, she brought out some snacks and ice cream we talked and laughed, did our normal romance... She then told me to close my eyes, she dipped her hand inside her bag and brought out a white packaged T- shirt , she then told me to open my eyes..I was excited tho when she handed it to me.. We started romancing for about 30 minutes, and I playfully asked her, how much she got the T shirt, immediately her mood changed, she just stood up collected the t-shirt and left..I tried stoping her she refused. Now she's not even picking my calls anymore, to make matters last year when she had her birthday she asked me how much the gown I bought for her cost! And I told her without any sign of anger
This thing dey vex me sha...

..
Is it a crime to ask your gf/bf/wify/husby how much a present he/she got for you cost?

and again why on earth should you ask that kinda of question

do you wanna pay her the money she used in buying the gift? (am sure yuh not thinking this lane)

so why asking that silly question

but wait o shey the babe don dey find excuse to break up before

ouch she read some bad meanings to your question
moreover she had asked that same question before
she shouldn't have react that way

poshemmanuel:
No post utme

how are you sure about that

MissRaine69:
Recovery mode in process

i wish you fast recovery my dear

MissRaine69:
Brain cells died in the process , very painful indeed

then do we do about that

MissRaine69:
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site.

e pain you?

IamLukas:
uniben doesn't use the same style with delsu.

yes sir

and do you think there is gonna be post utme for uniben

Am seeing this year screening to be computer based test




even delsu of which uniben goes with the same pattern in their screening exercise is opting for the computer based test


abi guys what do u think?

djgrafiti:
bro u are a pervert o

wetin dey pervert for wetin i talk

why wont she like it
when her tfare comes from my winnings

its like ur story will end soon
abeg give it more details to make it long
thumbs up

kingcity:
lol but i didn't finish it na

maybe the girl was like if this guy finish savaging this groundnut he might com for me thereafter

VargasVee:
Why won't she be uncomfortable


When you were busy finishing her groundnuts

hahahaha this one got me

ItalianWine:
Use that money to learn English every night. You'll come off better that way. Learn some values while you are at that so you don't sell your cards for things of cheap values.

what........ what were you saying up there. i dun understand
maybe i would take up d advice
nd read later

ItalianWine:
It depends on what values you have and what cards you are bringing to the table.

what of #2500 for a night

do u love him?
does he love you?
if yes then go for it

once he is literate and versatile; nd even an enterpreneur.


many have the papers but useless

whu certificate don help?

which one is runs
what of relay?

ItalianWine:
That a glass of ItalianWine is costly.

are you telling me u are cheap...